My ED article needs updated and expanded! ATTN: writers

Calling all writers and satirists! That's right! The ED article about me written by a few wiki admins is in need of expansion. @hipcrime, @Schnookums, @VX Salesman, and @Boudica all chipped in to write an article detailing my long history with ED and to take some satirical shots at my expense. They included several pictures and links to go along with it.

However, it was never unfinished, and remains in an outdated state. It makes no mention of me being a rat (it still says my persona is a wolf), and hardly mentions any of my personal interests, despite me being so open and unashamed of them.

For any of you who think you can make it funnier and take more decent shots at me, this is your chance to shine. I won't revert a single thing you add to it or make any edits myself. And no, this is not a "vanity" request like VX suggested, it's asking a community of satirists and dramacrats to participate in having fun at my expense. So if you think you know how to write and tease me in an amusing way, have at it!

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Vermin

i feel like there is still some vanity to it despite all the bonhomie and sportsmanship
it feels laid on a little thick

this is not to say that i won't take a peek or do a minor tweak

The only one of those people who aren't complete shitbags is hipcrime.

Nothing irritates me, silly.
I was genuinely happy to see you guys get together and satire me as a team. Especially your effort of tracing me all the way back to the .com days, with pre-facial hair photos and all. Those were originally uploaded by @Edgeworth himself as part of Operation Restoration.

I hope you're not implying that re-posting my nude photos bothers me? If I didn't want those seen, I never would have taken them, or continued sharing new ones here on the forum. I can timestamp your name on another one if you'd like? :>

This leaked yiff chat of the two of us states otherwise. :>

vermin...man...wtf is wrong with you?

You won't.
I expanded your article pretty well. Was sure to update the pics, add that Tinychat video of you deploying your micro for @messyjessie, the video of you sniffing lines in your pink fursuit, examples of your Twitter banging, and other delicious treats.

Asphyxiaphilia, the sexual arousal of being smothered. Add it to the article, bitch

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/p0st-y0ur-3y3z.20541/page-6#post-673732

welcome

Just demonstrating how I put you in your place in your article, yet you still haven't touched mine, despite threatening to do so and thinking you are superior to me in every way. I called your bluff, kid

Why did your mum drink so much while she was pregnant. I mean, I know that ausfailia is about 30 years behind the times, but the rest of the world figured that out in the 50s

Mine's still waiting for you, tough guy

@Likeicare what is up your ass??? you are really hostile