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My ED article needs updated and expanded! ATTN: writers

Discussion in 'Encyclopædia Dramatica Collaboration' started by vermin, 2 Feb 2015.

  1. vermin dramarat

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    Calling all writers and satirists! That's right! The ED article about me written by a few wiki admins is in need of expansion. @hipcrime, @Schnookums, @VX Salesman, and @Boudica all chipped in to write an article detailing my long history with ED and to take some satirical shots at my expense. They included several pictures and links to go along with it.

    However, it was never unfinished, and remains in an outdated state. It makes no mention of me being a rat (it still says my persona is a wolf), and hardly mentions any of my personal interests, despite me being so open and unashamed of them.

    For any of you who think you can make it funnier and take more decent shots at me, this is your chance to shine. I won't revert a single thing you add to it or make any edits myself. And no, this is not a "vanity" request like VX suggested, it's asking a community of satirists and dramacrats to participate in having fun at my expense. So if you think you know how to write and tease me in an amusing way, have at it!

    http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Vermin
  2. Lazarus+ EDF Elite

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    i feel like there is still some vanity to it despite all the bonhomie and sportsmanship
    it feels laid on a little thick

    this is not to say that i won't take a peek or do a minor tweak
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  3. Schnookums Weasel

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    It's kind of funny, knowing what irritates you, it almost seems like that was intentional, a form of satire if you will.
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  4. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    I'll edit it when I get home

    I'll be sure to fix the article to truthfully say that your fursona is, in fact, a middle aged Black Bear
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  5. wretchedgretchen Faggot of the Century

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    The only one of those people who aren't complete shitbags is hipcrime.
  6. vermin dramarat

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    Nothing irritates me, silly. :cool:
    I was genuinely happy to see you guys get together and satire me as a team. Especially your effort of tracing me all the way back to the .com days, with pre-facial hair photos and all. Those were originally uploaded by @Edgeworth himself as part of Operation Restoration.

    I hope you're not implying that re-posting my nude photos bothers me? If I didn't want those seen, I never would have taken them, or continued sharing new ones here on the forum. I can timestamp your name on another one if you'd like? :>
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  7. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    Leave schnookums alone, he only yiffs with me now, he has no room for you
  8. vermin dramarat

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    This leaked yiff chat of the two of us states otherwise. :>

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  9. wretchedgretchen Faggot of the Century

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    vermin...man...wtf is wrong with you?
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  10. vermin dramarat

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    You won't.
    I expanded your article pretty well. Was sure to update the pics, add that Tinychat video of you deploying your micropenis for @messyjessie, the video of you sniffing lines in your pink fursuit, examples of your Twitter banging, and other delicious treats.
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    @zaiger can we please ban furfags from EDF already?
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  12. vermin dramarat

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    [IMG]

    Asphyxiaphilia, the sexual arousal of being smothered. Add it to the article, bitch
  13. wretchedgretchen Faggot of the Century

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  14. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    Why do you continuously tell me about stuff I clearly already know
  15. vermin dramarat

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    Just demonstrating how I put you in your place in your article, yet you still haven't touched mine, despite threatening to do so and thinking you are superior to me in every way. I called your bluff, kid
  16. wretchedgretchen Faggot of the Century

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    Why did your mum drink so much while she was pregnant. I mean, I know that ausfailia is about 30 years behind the times, but the rest of the world figured that out in the 50s
  17. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    Oh dear you edited an article
  18. vermin dramarat

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    Mine's still waiting for you, tough guy
  19. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    I couldn't give a fuck, do something mentionable for once and people might care about you
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  20. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    @Likeicare what is up your ass??? you are really hostile
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