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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Chats' started by Negi Springfield, Apr 6, 2014.

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  1. Negi Springfield EDF Hero

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    You can't explain it. I don't know why she does, but she does. I'm flabergassed. Someone explain why a whore would want someone like me. Help? I need an actual-and-verified adult.
    Negi Springfield, Apr 6, 2014
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  2. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    Dr. Rice, Apr 6, 2014
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  3. Popcorn lightly salted

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    Some whores are just really into people who've ran weeaboo imageboards.
    Popcorn, Apr 6, 2014
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  4. AshleyXRiot Ediot

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    She is blind, dumb and in her period.
    AshleyXRiot, Apr 6, 2014
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  5. Khanzer EDF official mascot

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    Poor Negi-tan, that whore want your virginity and give you AIDS and herpes ;-;
    Khanzer, Apr 6, 2014
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  6. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    She just wants you diseased, wrecked and ruined.
    I wouldn't look too much into it, some vagina just wants to watch the world burn...... n' Itch.
    Solution, Apr 6, 2014
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  7. HeliosOne Chibi Warrior

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    You probably were nice with her at somepoint something silly like liking one of her comments or a non hostile meaningless interaction, so youre fucked unless youfix that wrong impression.
    HeliosOne, Apr 6, 2014
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  8. Kenneth EDF Elite

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    Do it . People said I was wrong to stick with my daughters mother just because she manipulated me using our child while having an affair. I stuck with her tho and I've never been happy happier
    Kenneth, Apr 6, 2014
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  9. Arcticphoenix95 Girlvinyl

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    This.
    Sleeping with her means contracting at least 7 different veneral diseases, a burned down house and attempted murder.
    Arcticphoenix95, Apr 6, 2014
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  10. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Where the fuck have you been you shortcock?
    $$Trooper, Apr 6, 2014
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  11. Murdoc esp EDF Elite

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Sure Negi , just give it to her...If you wanna have a slow painful death.
    Murdoc esp, Apr 7, 2014
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  12. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    ...bump.
    Atomic_Joe, Apr 10, 2014
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  13. azby EDF Hero

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    It's quite simple, Negi. Any female that wants to have sex with you isn't a female you'd want to have sex with. It's a Catch-22. The only winner is society.
    azby, Apr 10, 2014
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  14. The Satanist EDF Hero

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    At least you have standards.
    stop bragging and get aids already you fool
    The Satanist, Apr 10, 2014
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  15. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Honestly I think Messy simultaneously wants to fuck and kill everyone in existence.

    Attached Files:

    MedicalParrot, Apr 10, 2014
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  16. Weezus Christ Girlvinyl

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    she sends me bizarre and uhhh hypocritically judgemental rants.

    mixed with a lot of nudes i never asked for or wanted.

    i had to put her back on block.
    Weezus Christ, Apr 10, 2014
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  17. MashedPotatoes EDF Hero

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    I guess she's called Messy for a multitude of reasons?
    MashedPotatoes, Apr 10, 2014
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  18. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Becauseshe gets fucking soaked. Apparently. Alwayslooks dry to me.
    MedicalParrot, Apr 10, 2014
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  19. Weezus Christ Girlvinyl

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    she sent me some message that said like

    "your beard is hot. i would swallow your cum and i hate the taste of cum"
    then she spams me with "DO YOU THINK IM TRAWLIN YOU??"

    and like a ton angry messages and im like "i was outside for ten minutes"

    i think i sent her a smiley face emoticon after that.

    then she sent me the same exact nudes she sent medical parrot and said
    OH IM SCARED YOURE GONNA SHOW THESE NOOOODZ OFF
    and im like "we have seen you naked before already."

    lol.

    the annoying thing is that id be happy to receive noods from just about everyone else.

    that feel when the only noods you get sent are from messy jessie.

    so yeah i know about pain and disappointment enough to cover a my chemical romance song.
    Weezus Christ, Apr 10, 2014
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  20. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Pretentious nudes need to be a thing.
    MedicalParrot, Apr 11, 2014
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