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Marry, Fuck, Kill

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  1. Evilea EDF Hero

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  2. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  3. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    @Weezus Christ (but we'd only do it for the gay medical benefits and other tax aids ;) ) @Heskett's sister @oddguy (for obvious Jewry)
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  4. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Took me three goes to get this one and I haven't even gotten the tag things right.
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  5. MrGask #FreeGask

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    You cheating whore!
  6. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    I did this because you never treated me like a woman, Mr Gask! You never slapped me around, never forced me to sit in the kitchen and you allowed me to voice my opinions!
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  7. MrGask #FreeGask

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    I am building my rage for the 40 year plan.
  8. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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  9. Likeicare lol fgt lol u suk bals ollololololololololol

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  12. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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  13. Ronny Girlvinyl

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    I wouldn't like to marry no one of the users of edf, nor kill 'em. On the other hand, I'd like to fuck every woman of edf... well maybe except medicalparrot
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  14. Tod_Geiger Dramacrat

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    Socrates, the known troll from ancient times, said that a man should by all means marry: A good wife will make him happy, a bad wife will make him a philosopher.


    anyway, nowadays,
    the only thing to expect in a marriage
    is a cold and unbearable coexistence with
    someone you surely didn't meet at the first place.
    Plus, a score of annoying kids
    running about...
    Fuck this.



    By all means, divorce, and get multiple teenage "partners"
  15. Voodeuxfy EDF Hero

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    Marry: @oddguy for the abomination sake against our jewish overlords

    Fuck: most of the users who lack Y chromosomes (as long as they aren't messyjessie or fat)

    Kill: S4, by feeding him steel cable though his mouth, disemboweling him, make a noose out of his intestinal tract (now reinforced with the cabling so his fat ass won't break it), then dangle him over the bow of a yacht in the tropical Atlantic Ocean.

    Originally it would have been @rst8 but he's already done himself in. I hate hipsters.
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  16. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    I guess I'd marry @scumhook. Necrophilia and hating your spouse would be the foundation of a lasting relationship

    I suppose I'd have to fuck...shit, I really don't to fuck any of you. I really, really don't. Pass for now.

    And to KILL? Hardest question of all. So many variables and factors to consider. Erm...I guess... @Baya Rae 4900 ?
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  17. scumhook Managing account details

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    I would marry no one
    I would fuck @Ronny , using @minty as a dildo
    I would then kill @Ronny in a fit of self hatred and post-coital revulsion, using @minty as a blunt object
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  18. scumhook Managing account details

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    Oh, and I will kill @likeicare for bringing in @medicalperrot who can't tag for shit

    I will then marry @modicalparrot and fuck her with @likeicare 's cold naked corpse watching us from the corner.
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  19. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Irony. :D
  20. scumhook Managing account details

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    Yeah. I'm very subtle :D
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