@Weezus Christ (but we'd only do it for the gay medical benefits and other tax aids ) @Heskett's sister @oddguy (for obvious Jewry)
@MedicalParrot, @DrRice, @likeicare Took me three goes to get this one and I haven't even gotten the tag things right.
I did this because you never treated me like a woman, Mr Gask! You never slapped me around, never forced me to sit in the kitchen and you allowed me to voice my opinions!
I wouldn't like to marry no one of the users of edf, nor kill 'em. On the other hand, I'd like to fuck every woman of edf... well maybe except medicalparrot
Socrates, the known troll from ancient times, said that a man should by all means marry: A good wife will make him happy, a bad wife will make him a philosopher. anyway, nowadays, the only thing to expect in a marriage is a cold and unbearable coexistence with someone you surely didn't meet at the first place. Plus, a score of annoying kids running about... Fuck this. By all means, divorce, and get multiple teenage "partners"
Marry: @oddguy for the abomination sake against our jewish overlords Fuck: most of the users who lack Y chromosomes (as long as they aren't messyjessie or fat) Kill: S4, by feeding him steel cable though his mouth, disemboweling him, make a noose out of his intestinal tract (now reinforced with the cabling so his fat ass won't break it), then dangle him over the bow of a yacht in the tropical Atlantic Ocean. Originally it would have been @rst8 but he's already done himself in. I hate hipsters.
I guess I'd marry @scumhook. Necrophilia and hating your spouse would be the foundation of a lasting relationship I suppose I'd have to fuck...shit, I really don't to fuck any of you. I really, really don't. Pass for now. And to KILL? Hardest question of all. So many variables and factors to consider. Erm...I guess... @Baya Rae 4900 ?
I would marry no one I would fuck @Ronny , using @minty as a dildo I would then kill @Ronny in a fit of self hatred and post-coital revulsion, using @minty as a blunt object
Oh, and I will kill @likeicare for bringing in @medicalperrot who can't tag for shit I will then marry @modicalparrot and fuck her with @likeicare 's cold naked corpse watching us from the corner.