Lulzy Responses to Constructive Critique Thread

1. The reality here is that people assumed I was upset over the person's overreaction to my advice. I honestly think they just wanted a target. Regardless they're reactions are oddly extreme even for the reasons they've given.
   It's the type of response given to someone who's already worked themselves up to gain hatred in the community. No, the reality is because I didn't back down and run away, as I assume they wanted, they got more and more irritated and became extremely resentful of me.
2. So basically the situation in a nutshell:
   I post a thread about mocking people who hilariously overreact to polite criticisms of their wank, bored posters looking for a target squeeze twist my words to make it sound like I was a butthurt whiner crying over being called mean words (despite every part of my post making it obvious that I didn't care in the slightest), partially because of my journal entry which would also require serious distortion of what was said to indicate hurt feelings, attempt to mock me out of the forums, I refuse to let them, and defend myself using logic.
3. 
   They get angry because they've failed to make me cry and run away, and develop a resentment towards me that steadily increases the more they fail to get the response they want from me.
4. Ironically, as a result of this, they've become the butthurt ones, the exact thing they attacked me for. I even pointed that out to one of them but, as has already been proven, logic and reason are not something they are capable of, at least with me at this point, so that was simply ignored (in reality they know I'm right but are too embarrassed to admit the hilarious irony, even worse, that they had to TRY to make me upset and failed, yet I succeeded in rustling their jimmies without even attempting to)
5. Of course, they'll reply with "lol butthurt, you typed a lot so you're butthurtt" because actually countering my points is not possible and they know it.
6. So yeah, that's the jist of it.
7. 
   TL'DR: I try to gain attention to butthurt individuals, get called out for being butthurt myself, than successfully cause mass butthurt in a large portion of this community without even trying

Oh joy the numbers remained and the spacing I made didn't, not completely anyway.

Once again writing a whole book on why you're totally not mad.

Are you really that fucking retarded?

Lol no.

Honeybunch I really don't think this site is a good fit for you if that's what you think happened. You should consider going somewhere else, somewhere where your potential can really shine!

You are literally saying the exact same things that all the butthurt people in the past have said. You think that we're some giant, pointlessly trollish mass who just wanted to exclude you from the community, and that we're childish enough to get upset when we come against such a uniquely strong willed individual like yourself. Like we're some hivemind fueled by hate and cynicism, and you're just our innocent hero battling the hordes of darkness with a sword named LOGIC and a shield named TL;DR.

You couldn't be further from the truth. I called you out on butthurt because that's legitimately how your post and journal read. Not once did I imply it was bad or wrong to be butthurt, I just wanted confirmation on my suspicions(which I indirectly got, though I still prefer to hear it from the horse's mouth). I can't speak for everyone else but I can speak for myself, since it always sort of surprises me as to who will comment on something, and when, and what they will say. I myself have been fairly civil to you. I've never changed the wording of what you've said(merely highlighted some choice parts). If anything your forum post kickstarting this thread only left me uncertain as to if you're butthurt, and it was only the journal and your responses that made me believe it. The fact that multiple people see your posts and commented the same things should be indicative that you really do read as a faggot.

Here's the problem: very quickly you've pitted yourself into a "me versus them" sort of stance, if your blocking of half the forum is any sort of indication. And it's little wonder that that's soon what happened. What started with just a few comments calling you out very quickly snowballed, and your responses were fueling this result.

Now, I still think you can redeem yourself. All you have to do is admit you're a butthurt faggot, and chances are people will stop caring.

LOLoh man is he really?

Yeah totally not butthurt at all.

So since we're doing this I'll go ahead and explain what I feel makes him out to be such a huge faggot, you know, besides the initial butthurt PAR.

You already mentioned how stupid the idea of "too strong willed; they must be mad" is. He also would have to be retarded if he didn't lurk here long enough to know that this shit happens all the time and he didn't realize that he would not be excluded.
We do not own a hugbox and do not supply PAR.

This along with obnoxious amounts of totally-not-butthurt TL;DR that are on par with people like Onideus and the "logic" and blatant bullshit of Hayakain ("I'm not butthurt look at all these words I can write that prove it") ("I'm not a ponyfag anymore I quit three months ago I swear! ") (respectively)

Also doesn't help that he's no better receiving our "harsh criticism" (if you can call it that lol) than the faggot he started this thread with. (no better art wise either lol)

Not to mention the two seconds it took clicking on his profile page to find that:

Totally not butthurt



^ My thoughts exactly.

Also the way he types alone makes him huge faggot.


SO AM I BLOCKED YET?

Derails own thread.

Nothing of value was lost.

@Sir Wulfington if you're feeling sad, it's okay, it's okay to cry

i envy you guys. you have the ability to not only be eloquent but also call him a butthurt faggot in the same sentence/post.

what you do is art. what he does is ponyfag bullshit.

I'll only admit to (because this is the only thing about this whole incident that I have to admit to) is being slightly annoyed that I had taken a small bit of my type to try and help someone only to have them blow up at me. That is the extent of my irritation, the amusement it gave me (not only because of how silly it was to overreact like that, but also that he succeeded in making himself look like a man-child in front of a bunch of people) far outweighed any anger it provoked in me. It's not an overreaction (thus not true butthurt), however, to find annoyance in taking your time to help someone who just rudely rejects said help.

And I still haven't reported him.

every tl;dr 'refuting' post this faggot makes makes him look even more buttflustered

Ooh, good one

Not really, it's simply not possible to say what I want to in regards to this with a short little post, at least not every time. Regardless, it doesn't matter if I was butthurt or not, your responses are highly disproportionate to whatever hurt feelings you perceived on my end. It's obvious at this point that you merely wanted a target (regardless of whether or not they deserved it). I stand by the fact that you're upset that you've failed to get the desired response from me, even after all this time.

You're not attacking me because you thought I was butthurt, the way you're reacting makes no sense if it was for that reason. If I was constantly raging at people and being an overall insufferable tool, your hostility would be warranted. But in this case, I have no doubt the answer is that you've targeted me for nothing I specifically did, but because "hey, let's attack a newfag till he crys and leaves for the lulz". I'm not a fool, it's obvious enough to me that this has always been your sole motivation in this whole idiocy.

Something you should know about me, the more people want me to do something that I don't (when I know it's something I have no more moral or logical reason to), the less likely I am to do so. So every time you try to get a rise out of me, you're just making it more and more difficult. You're never going to achieve reducing me to a raging man-child, so you'll continue to be disappointed.

You may not be raging, but there is a good bit of manchild in there.

You have both a severe case of bootyblasting and Unwarranted Self Importance. Nobody has targeted you,
nobody is doing this to "make you cry and run". You keep acting as if saying "u are not gonna get a rise from me guize! I know you are attacking me because you think its funny, not because I came here with a thinly veiled PAR" somehow makes it truth.

Truth be told, you are already raging, these paragraphs after paragraphs only serve to reinforce it. Just shut up, admit that you came here for a PAR, and shut up for a moment.

I'm not going to admit to that because that was never my intention.

Well thank god for that.

I couldn't be assed to figure out how to, honestly (you can't just click on a poster's name a report them there). And I doubt they'd even bother doing anything at this point anyway. Tho it might've been hilarious if he got in shit over it and then starting raging at me because he'd most likely suspect I filed the report.