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I had a dream I was in the iCarly universe. Okay, like I knew I was dreaming, so I thought myself into Carly's house. Everyone was there, so I kicked them all in the balls (it was my dream, so the girls had balls). I evicted them from their house, and they were all poor. I spit in one of their faces, and they flailed their limbs and screamed, like they always do whenever the smallest thing happens to them. I went to Cuba, brought Che back to life, and killed him again with my telekinesis. I went up into space, and glassed Earth. I then covered it with a thick sheet of concrete, I mean 0.4 miles thick. Then I repopulated the planet.

I'm planning on having another lucid dream tonight, starting where this one left off. Any suggestions on what I should do with this planet and its people?
 

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I had a really weird dream that me and some chick, I think she was a cousin
or some sort of relative, had these owls.

They were special "soft owls", and they came packaged in medium sized
plastic bottles, about the size of a gatorade container. You opened the sealed
lid, and there was a small container of B12 pills, that you are supposed to
periodically add to the water in the container to keep it at the right nutrient
levels for the soft owls to survive. Under the small container, which
functioned as a second lid of sorts, there is the soft owl.

They were quasi-amphibian owls, with very porous skin and very thick,
waterproof feathers. The skin pores were very big and also functioned as
gills so the owl could breathe while in the container. The pores are so big,
they leak a little bit of blood, especially if the owl is squeezed. Again, really
stiff, grey and red feathers, and the body of the owl itself is soft and squishy,
almost like a water balloon.

So I took my owl to the town hall meeting, where there were a bunch of
people with falcons, they were releasing them, and the falcons would fly
around, then come back down and alight on the ground. I just stood there
watching for awhile, petting my soft owl and whispering nice things in his ear and cuddling him,
because he was cold.

After awhile, I decide to give soft owl (I forgot the name I gave him) a shot
at flying, and launched him up in the air. He fluttered up for about 10 feet,
but then started crashing down to earth. We all rushed over to where he had landed, only to find that the impact had
forced all his blood out of his gill pores, and he was dead.

I was crushed, and felt like it was partially my fault, and started crying.
Everyone in the town was really sad too, and they started crying. It started to
rain, so everyone went and got sandbags and made a wall around soft owl's
little body, to keep the water from washing him away.

The next day or something, I bought another bottle of soft owl, and took my
new pet out and started grooming him and playing with him. My cousin also
bought another one for herself. Then my stupid brothers or other cousins or
something, all 5 of them big lanky trackstar types, want to watch some family
slideshows. So my other cousin (the girl) and I decide this is a good time to
leave.

We put the soft owls back in the storage bottles, which we put into the
pockets of our oversized wool coats. Then I grab my checkbook, because
soft owls eat checks. We sat in the town square, feeding the owls checks,
periodically wiping away the small drops of blood that would pool around
their pores.

I remember being really sad, these owls would just bleed.

The alarm woke me up, the radio blaring some oldies song. Without even
thinking about it, I found myself muttering the words "all life is pain."
 

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I believe you should start killing people, about enough to create a throne of dead bodies, and create a throne of dead bodies. As their leader (by force, of course) decree that all people are required to immediatley head to an arena and fight to the death. The prize for the winner will be becoming your second in command when you repopulate everything again.
 

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Last night I dreamt that I killed some guy and burned his body, and then got away with it. It was a pretty good dream.
 

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I believe you should start killing people, about enough to create a throne of dead bodies, and create a throne of dead bodies. As their leader (by force, of course) decree that all people are required to immediatley head to an arena and fight to the death. The prize for the winner will be becoming your second in command when you repopulate everything again.
I don't want power, and I don't lust for blood.

Okay, how about this. I will create an exact copy of the real Earth, except I have complete control of Canada.
What should I do?
 

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Running a utopia in Canada? are you stoned or something?
In Alberta lies a rich oil reserve, large enough to sustain both the US, and the booming Chinese economy. In fact, if we don't approve of the pipeline soon, Canada will think we've lost interest.

It's also the second largest nation on Earth (but you knew this).
 

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In Alberta lies a rich oil reserve, large enough to sustain both the US, and the booming Chinese economy. In fact, if we don't approve of the pipeline soon, Canada will think we've lost interest.

It's also the second largest nation on Earth (but you knew this).
But I thought you glassed everything and covered it in concrete anyway.
 

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I once had a dream at the last 10 seconds of my slumber before waking up. My dream state was in a brand spanking new classic Doom game setting, where the marine you play is in the elevator with very detailed and vivid background scenery of the sky out the glass windows, and the scoreboard and tracking bar at the bottom with the marine's hamburger face in the middle. Everything was just exaclty like playing classic Doom to the tiniest detail but Mother Nature was cruel and this only lasted 10 seconds.
 

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I once had a dream at the last 10 seconds of my slumber before waking up. My dream state was in a brand spanking new classic Doom game setting, where the marine you play is in the elevator with very detailed and vivid background scenery of the sky out the glass windows, and the scoreboard and tracking bar at the bottom with the marine's hamburger face in the middle. Everything was just exaclty like playing classic Doom to the tiniest detail but Mother Nature was cruel and this only lasted 10 seconds.
Wait, is Doom ZDaemon?
 

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I'm a huge fag, unfunny and a poor troll to boot.
^ edited by a faggot from:
I didn't read that, no one cares about your lucid dreaming.​
 
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