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  1. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    i thought russians were supposed to love tetris. is it even a thing that WOMEN love tetris..? i mean, usually, that goes into 'all women only play casual shit' category, not 'women love tetris'. that... makes no sense at all.

    i made a comment on a youtube vid the other day talking about girl gamers and the stigma surrounding it in general. i basically commented on how, as a female, i always feel i have to compensate, where a guy wouldn't have to, to be considered a 'real gamer'. you know, know more info, be a bit better, etc. brentalfuck is prolly one of those faggots who genuinely believes a girl isn't a REEL GAMHURRR unless she proves herself extensively. not just 'can you use a controller without getting confused?', but 'can you kick my ass 10 times at 5 different games in one 7 hour stretch because if not you aren't a real gamer and ur just a gurlz'. no guy has ever had to deal with that [and if they do, it's to prove if their balls have dropped, not to prove they can play games], but as a female, you kind of expect some crazy fucking competition to sprout up to prove your worth to hold one of the real, certified controllers, and not the piece of shit madcat controller.
    but that's a rant for a different day, other than i know brentalfuck is one of those guys.
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    That pretty much happens in every stretch of geekdom, from video games to comics to books to movies to freakin' anime and manga (why?!).

    I've gotten my share of heckling myself from members of both the One Piece and Pokemon fandoms. It's almost impossible to keep my temper from coming to a boil in the presence of these self entitled geeks. What's sad is BOTH fandoms could very well be considered extraordinarily casual compared to say, the Final Fantasy fandoms, stretching back to the late 80s, or the Batman fandoms, which can go back as far as the freakin 40's. And yet, I still get people in my face over being a woman in 'their' fandom.

    Derailing my rant there, when it comes to Floss and Preston, they're both actively contributing to the mentality that female geeks are fake. In Floss' case, the Tetris thing was the first and last offense I needed to see how he views female gamers and probably geeks as a whole. In Preston's case, there's plenty of history in not just his work, but his actions, to tell that he's on par with Floss in regards to women in his fanbase. It doesn't help that they both have collaborated with that mentality in the BrentalFloss comics. It was bad enough with their work and attitudes being separate.
  3. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    wait, you've had people say girls can't like POKEMON??? wait, hold up on that, because last i checked, most pokemon fans above the age of like, 14, are females, and guys who don't give a shit about dick-measuring contests. the rest of the guys are like 'THAT'S FOR FAGGOTS AND KIDS' so... wait, WHAT. shit, my bf was one of those 'THAT'S FOR KIDS' guys until i introduced him to how to play competitively

    dobson has proven more times than once that girls shouldn't like games [unless they're viewing his comics, on his site, giving him ad rev and meeting with him at cons for money and commissioning him] and that female characters in games should be reeled to 'damsel in distress' status. even metroid other m was a thinly veiled 'damsel in distress' theme. shitty game, and he fucking lapped that shit up. brentalfuck admitted he thinks girls should only be playing casual. this mentality is really unnerving to me. because while these guys will say they don't hate FEMALES, they're... kinda doing that. if a girl in in their group, they're either doing it for the dick, or they're lesbian. it's not 'oh, it's a girl with an interest similar to mine', it turns into 'does she want the dick is she leading me on or is she a lesbian what do'. annoying as fuck.

    tho i think brental and dobson are both at the point where they know no chick is hopping on the dick. might be why they're so bitter.
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    It's a really fucking weird phenomenon. Dudes will bitch that they can't find a woman who is into video games and shit, but then when they find one she's either average or equally geeky and thus below their ridiculous neck-bearded standards, or if she manages to be hot and like video games/comics/whatever then she's a faker who is just out to get attention and steal their penis or something.
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    Elitism is its name and it exists in all waves of life.
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    I...stand corrected. I didn't think Brent was that much of a fucking manchild til you told me this.

    Note to self: Don't give the manchildren behind Brental Fuck any praise or positive comments.
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    That's the thing they nail me on--the competitive aspect. Laughing at me for my preferences and what-have-you and that I have never been in a tournament.

    Reason I've never been in a tournament: My preferences are too poor for it. I'm a picky player, so sue me.

    Bunch of other shit to. As far as why they nail me on it--I just live in a bad area with few geeks. It's to the point where they want so badly to nitpick on the few females who share the interest I suppose, to prove superiority. I know I'm not the only lady out here who puts up with such bullshit.

    I find the whole fake gamer girl/geek girl thing to be quite peculiar.
    Isn't it every gamer/geek's dream to find a lady who shares their interests?

    Goodness, I'm sorry for derailing the topic like this.
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    They're hobbies dominated by poorly socialized nerds, who are invested in "owning" the entire culture surrounding said hobbies, because they don't fit in any other social setting. Girls are simultaneously feared and desired, and guys who enjoy the same hobbies, but who actually have social skills and aren't invested in their creepy little troglodyte culture are just "jock" outsiders intruding on their domain.

    They resist any and all efforts to mainstream their hobbies because they're terrified that they'll turn into junior-high gym class all over again.
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    To cleanse your pallet, dear ediots, I don't know if it was posted before but there's some Tetris lyrics by people 100 times more talented and intelligent than Brentalfuck could ever dream of being:



    Tourny fucks need to realize in the grand scheme of gaming no one gives a shit about tournaments. That's like assuming anyone who likes movies should be into film festivals. Cracked had a good article about this stupid calling out "fake" geek girls phenomenon earlier in the month: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-ridiculous-things-about-calling-out-fake-fangirls/
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    Preston's anti-troll propaganda campaign continues.
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    Hey, try following your own advice.

    And seriously, trolls have nothing to do than make fun of little kids? That's only if they're unsympathetic and bratty like that Xbox gamer...

    Heck, nearly everybody on Xbox Live qualifies as a troll then.
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    I like to think of myself as a critical analyzer.

    Lol.

    But seriously. "IGNORE THE TROLL BY MAKING HOMAGES TO HIM!"
    Also is Tom referring to himself as a child? Because last time I looked not many of us really "troll" people who aren't asking for it, like love letters in journal or (now) deviation form. Or having generally shitty personalities/attitudes.

    And again, if it's such an obvious troll, why feel the need to point it out? You're feeding it quite a lot, after all.

    LOL the "xbox" controller. Just. No. Stop Dobson, stop.
    Stop drawing badly. Stop using shitty memes.
    Just stop.
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    What brought about this bout of butthurt from Dobson?
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  14. Mortal Sword Girlvinyl

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    Could Dobson be more of a baby? Between this whiny, childish rant (which is all this comic really is) and his use of tired meme-humor, he clearly hasn't grown up at all.
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    I'm guessing Dobson isn't quite happy with you guys editing his comics.

    Also, does this guy refuse to learn anything? What's the point with his self inserted strips if he doesn't follow what the moral of the story has to say.

    [IMG]

    (the caption seems more fitting to that face)
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    Man, I got to be honest. I was hoping his absence really left him time to think, and take stock in what's important to do for his art. But no, all hes been doing is STEWING over FUCKING TROLLS.

    Keep being a target, Dobby. You seriously make this so easy.
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    "Troll" has nothing to do with the mythical creature, and has pretty much lose its original meaning, since almost everybody uses it to qualify someone that doesn't share the same opinion/doesn't give compliments on a work. Most people can't even make the difference between the blatant truth or a real "trolling", which is kinda sad.

    At least, I'm kinda happy that even some of his fans told him to stop his bullshit or just simply dropped him, in this last journal.

    His art may have improved a bit (I still bet that he'll regress very soon, back to his comfort zone), but he's still a jerk despite the countless warnings he got about his behavior.
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    I can't wait for his backlash to increase if he keeps doing these kind of strips when Kotaku features them, inb4 thousands of confused emails with "What does this have to do with video games?"

    Sometimes i wonder though, what does Dobby plan to do in 5-10 years? Like many have mentioned before, while his peers will evolve into better artists, he'll still maintain the popularity among young teens by being a below average skilled artist with the mentality of a teen. Frankly, that thought scares me, the only thing worse than a mediocre artist with shit opinions would be a even worse artist with more shittier opinions.

    That hypocrite has often mentioned that being a cartoonist is his biggest ambition and/or that it's his ultimate goal to make a profitable living from being a cartoonist, if he really wants to draw comics for a living then where is his improvement? Where are the original ideas? Occasionally when someone has asked him "Why don't you try out different styles" Dobson would make a Syac strip explaining "Can't, because of deadlines".
    Regarding his current affairs, i think this fact just hasn't been stressed enough, "DOBSON, YOU'RE FOCUSING ON A SINGLE STRIP, AND YET YOU REFUSE TO USE YOUR SPARE TIME TO LEARN ANYTHING NEW!" the video games can wait.

    (this rant is all over the place, i just had to get this off my chest)
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    I predict that in 10 years will publish his shitty how to draw books to children via Schoolastics.
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    But that's just it. He hasn't improved his art at all. He's just using a much safer method of making it, with vectors. I don't claim to know much about Adobe Illustrator but I do make silly shit with Flash, so here's what I can say about vectors:

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    The one on the right was done with a brush tool at whatever magnification for lining. The one on the left was done with vectors, then converted to fills.

    It doesn't take too long to realize that while the one on the right has more personality, the one on the left has more control and looks the cleanest. The reason they look so similar in smoothness is partially because I take consistent lineweight kind of seriously, and I want it to look the best it can, by my own hands. Dobson however, does NOT have such fine control, and we've seen it before in his old scanned lines. All he's doing now is relying on vectoring to fix his mistakes, but the thing he doesn't realize is that THEY'RE STILL THERE AND YOU CAN STILL SEE HIM. He always misses some lining, because he realizes "this needs a texture" and does it with his tablet stylus rather than vector it again. He does the same with his shading. The result is
    The fur on his legs looks sloppy and so do the arm scales. The shading looks horrible with all of those sloppy lines thrown at the edges, even on the soft skin segments. The fur and brush, okay sure, but not on flesh tones.

    As someone who used to try and make art solely with vectors I feel it's necessary to point out where he's made mistakes. If only because I know he reads this shit and can learn something from it.
    There is another big problem that using vectors has brought him but I haven't figured out how to formulate it so well. I'll try to build up some examples and explain further when I think of a way.
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ya, O rly?, O rly? no wai, Can't fight Drac-a-ula, With a spat-a-ula, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah duh-daah, People always tell me 'Belmont be brave', Don't know why, Drac ain't comin' back from the grave, We've got like 45 years, villagers, cool down, Got this Belmont DNA, gotta pass it around, Only fights boredom, Come on now bachelorettes, You can't ignore him, He's Juese, Oh, here we go, A little bit different from the Belmont best, Don't want Medusa heads just, gimme the breasts, If she's chesty, I guess I'll get those STDs, Got a rock for my cock, ha-ha, pee-pee-pee, But that won't happen see, always keep it protected, Have Sylpha cast spells when it gets erected, Unacceptable, anything else would be, Cause one Belmont gets chicks, And that Belmont is ME, Alucard?, Naw, I'd rather have it Grant DaNASTY, Oh wait, that sounded gay, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah babyyyyyyy, My Little Rapist, likeicare and linkermann sitting in a tree, likeicare and linkermann sitting on a three, likeicantwin, likeicare bled profusely, likeicare cries like a little bitch, likeicare deletes tags out of butthurt, likeicare drinks beer out of koala anuses, likeicare drinks gasoline out of beercans, likeicare fears scumhook, likeicare fingers hamsters, likeicare fucks goats, likeicare gets bullied, likeicare gives rimjobs for beer, likeicare has a vagina, likeicare is a basement dwelling cum guzzler, likeicare is a brony, likeicare is a butthurt bogan, likeicare is a closet furfag, likeicare is a dingo, likeicare is an attention whore, likeicare is a faggot, likeicare is a filthy lying kike, likeicare is a furnigger, likeicare is a massive faggot, likeicare is a narutard, likeicare is a penis licker, likeicare is a queer, likeicare loves posting in the DA forum, because he's a faggot, likeicare is a shitty gimmick, likeicare isn't even straight, likeicare jerks off to ponies, likeicare likes goats, likeicare masturbates to the aristocats, likeicare needs his pacifier, likeicare needs to leave this fucking forum, likeicare needs to wash his fucking face, likeicare sucks black cocks, likeicare sucks dick for coke, likeicare sucks dick for dick, likeicare talks to himself, likeicare tries too hard, likeicare wants the d, likeicare wishes he was as cool as the da subforum, likeicare yells FIRE and gets pissed on, onideus adds his own tags everywhere he goes, onideus always won the "special award", onideus believes ps filters = "art", onideus calls the cops out of butthurt, onideus can't handle the heat, onideus changes arguments more than his diaper, onideus confirmed for butthurt, onideus deletes tags out of butthurt, onideus designs websites with macromedia director, onideus doesn't understand tags, onideus fails at being an internet toughguy, onideus failtrolling, onideus fucks likeicare, onideus gets butthurt over tags, onideus has no friends :(, onideus has no life, onideus hugs babies for uncomfortably long times, onideus is a brony, onideus is a diaperfag, onideus is a literal manchild, onideus just wants you to change his diaper, onideus killed thread news at 11, onideus licks granny assholes, onideus lost the argument, onideus pissed his lego diapers again, onideus scrubs baby dongs on his face, onideus smears baby dicks all over his face, onideus tries too hard, onideus wants valery to change his diaper, onideus will shit his lego diapers, onideuce doesn't know when to quit, milwin <3 schnookums, milwin = nambla, milwin confirmed for butt ravaged, milwin deletes tags out of butthurt, milwin eats the shit from onideus' diaper, milwin fails at hiding butthurt, milwin has no penis, milwin is a butthurt asspie, milwin is a faggot, milwin jerks off to oddguy, milwin likes to jack off to bestiality, milwin loves likeicare, milwin loves metroid: other m, milwin milks likeicare's cock, milwin should kill himself, milwin wants the d, milwin was molested by his uncle, milwin y u so mad?, I hope he gets what's coming to him, a crater in the fucking head, DIAF has nice tits, why do people even fucking read baya's posts?, BIX NOOD, nigga stole mah bike, anime is for pedophiles, now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince, of a town called Belagffdgfsfdbdf, somebody's ass-ravaged about these tags, what is a man?, a miserable little pile of BULLLLLLL SHIIIIIT, HEY PAISANOS, IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW, and remember, if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die, please, THIS IS DELICIOUS, YES!!! YES!!!!1, nobody cares, he picked up the basics BEHIND THE COUCH, and then added in a few NINJA MOVES of his own, I don't think so, homey don't play dat, colonel william guile, one of the greatest cornflake artists in the world, travels the global tournament circuit, using it to conceal his operation, as leader of an elite group, of cornflake fuckers, known by the code name, STREET FUCKER, I object to the term feminazi, because women fall someway short, of the word nazi, and here's why, 1. the nazis were efficient, 2. the nazis decided what was right and wrong, and stuck to it, whether or not you agree with what they did, they didn't do what women do, which is fuck over their own loved ones, to further their own sex, this needs more tags, then add some you lazy faggot, there is rotting human flesh in my garbage can, I cut it off of my foot, Get the heck out of here, you nerd!, What, you're going to fight against me?, You damn fool., Your number's up! Monster!, This base will explod in 60 seconds!, A GOD DAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS, LIKE ME, those tom hate comics suck, just because they make fun of him, doesn't mean they're actually any good, killeratte is butthurt, he's right though, fuck this thread, I'm watching you bub, (Edit Tags), lots of women find me disturbing, never mind Charlie, hoo ah OHHHHHHHHHHHH, a-da Cheat, is everything a-rah-dah-dadidaDAH?, somebody get this freakin duck away from me, let's get dangerous, *I put my robe and wizard hat on*, you son of a bitch, No way I am going to delete all those tags, DO IT FAGGOT, NO U, oddguy cybers with bunu, ew that's disgusting, Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya, MORTAL KOMBAT, ahahaha all that work you put into deleting tags, and two clicks later they're all back, oh what, get a better insult, remember to believe in magic, or I'll fucking kill you, Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS, beep boop, itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat, i don't believe it, habeeb it, TWINKYHOUSE!, lol your lazy ass fails at deleting tags, flamingtofusquare deletes tags out of butthurt, flamingtofusquare fucks dead people, flamingtofusquare has nine chins, flamingtofusquare is a butthurt cunt, flamingtofuesquare licks tombstones, flamingtofusquare shops at bad dragon, flamingtofusquare wastes money on shitty pics, flamingtofusquare shave your disgusting pubes, I hear it's amazing, when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flapjaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hari-kari rock, I need scissors! 61!, your tags are gay, Youre all faggots, kill yourselves, "NO U" said a giant butthurt faggot, more tags than onideus' collection of diapers, cock, cock thinks trolling is mean, this kills the RAM, arrr, kill it, kill it all, and then kill yourself, dobtard stop making comics, tag wars are gay, and so are tag warriors like you, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, They're the world's most fearsome fighting team, WE'RE REALLY HIP, They're heroes in a half shell and they're green, HEY GET A GRIP, When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, Splinter taught them to be ninja teens, HE'S A RADICAL RAT, Leonardo leads Donatello does machines, THAT'S A FACT JACK, Raphael is cool but crude, GIMME A BREAK, Michelangelo is a party dude, PARTAAAAYYYYY, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, Light Dobbo on fire, DOPEFISH LIVES, Dobbo drinks semen out of schnookum's asshole, tom preston is a pedophile, tom preston inflates dead animals, oddguy loves Tom Preston's cock, I KNEW IT, DOPEFISH LIVES, brought 'em back just for you, flamingtofusquare has a penis, nox nocitis is a pedophile, vermin is friends with tyciol, mortalsword licks pennies for sustenance, ITSA ME, BUNIO, holy shit, almosts 2k pages, because Tom Preston is the best troll, oddguy and the chamberpot of secretions, oddguy and the global scam, oddguy and the order of the shekels, oddguy and the half-fucked prince, oddguy and the deathly swallows, oddguy and the philosopher's moan, oddguy and the whore of asskaban, tom preston did it again, tom preston is a furry, tom preston is down to yiff, tom preston is cancer, QUIET you'll attract niggers, i left out a bucket of chicken to attract niggers, but Tom Preston ate it all, i'm gonna leave some nickels here to attract kikes, yoohoo jews, come out come out wherever you are, is it jew season already?, no, now its french season, dnjack is a french coward, tom preston is a strong independent black woman, bunu-thor, DNjack doesnt seem to understand this thread, so he asks why where still here, he fails to notice, he is still here too, you don't like this thread so why are you here?, we don't like tom preston so why are we here?, LOL DNJACK did it again!!!!1111!!!, some people here should start multithreading, DNjack sucks cock for a living, he likes cum, but he is very insecure about it, hes like a chihuahua in the background, yappin but nobody cares, DNjack confirmed asexual, DNJack wants to lick TomPreston's ass, after he's had an explosive bout of diarrhea, dnjack is a fail troll, what's DNJACK goin on aboot eh? (Edit Tags), if dnjack has a life then why is he here?, DNJACK IS A BUTTHURT FRENCH NIGGER, Dnjack is tom preston?, white knight, look man, this thread exaggerates toms actions, for lulz, and you are being a killjoy, mcmeanerson, if you dont stop ill, shit my diaper, and throw it on you, You know nothing about lulz you fuckface, Dnjack be like LEAVE TOM PRESTON ALONE, !!!!!111!!!, JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, UR ALL JUST HATERS!!, dnjack defends tompreston because, he wants the tiny blue bear dick, DNjack doesnt bother, too see that that blog, is at least 2 years old, and everyone already knows, dnjack is an uninformed cunt, and needs to just leave this thread, dnjack must really be into coprophilia, because he likes rating, everything as a shitpost, DNJack is a retard, in the special olympics, because he thinks he can win on the internet, Why is that frog muncher leaving merde behind?, stop giving attention to DNJACK, same goes for the Tom Preston account, you fucking morons, you're all falling into their game, by replying to them, so STFU and ignore them, you goddamn mouthbreathers, I can't believe I have to explain this, DNJACK thinks he is a troll, DNJack is a diaperfag, dnjack is a butthurt french nigger, dnjack is a baby back bitch, schnookums and dnjack sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G, first comes rape, then comes marriage, then comes a fruity-ass fruitbowl nigger, faggito is a flouncing faggotsexual, I am MS's friend!, this thread is full of faggots, seriously though what is "it"?, DNJack licks his feet after stepping in dog shit, DNJack fucks animals, DNJack doesn't care about black people, DNJACK is actually a fan of Tom Preston, rap is for criminals, GeneralFaggotry puts his banana in Herbie, GeneralFaggotry has herpies, These tags are mine dont you dare. ~DN, Your tags are gay, But not as gay as you, Shitposting ho!, IT'S NOT SHITPOSTING IT'S FUNPOSTING, it takes a lot to make a jew, when it's made of pee and poo, Cah pr0nz, Bloody cahs, Party like it's page 1999, bunu likes scat porn, bunu cums for fried chicken, bunu is a nigger, niggers gonna nig, whatever fried chicken is delicious, I'm Hungry, bunu is always hungry, i identify as bunu, bunu triggers me, I'll give you something to be triggered about, save the dirty talk for oddguy

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