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  1. Drake Heartbreaker Ediot

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    Hilarious how he titled his last SYAC 'Off to a great start'
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    The beast will return when we're over his last tumblr. His idiot fans will pick up his battles with his "tormentors," and it'll inspire him to be a douche like I said in the last post.

    We still have Brental Fuck to shit on because Brent and Dan are now as lame as Preston even if they don't whine about their critics. There's also the "last chapter" of Alex.

    That said, it'll be great if he tells his fans to go away after they're done with their children's white knight crusade.
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    Lol I love how it's been days since anyone has commented on his, nay, all of "Fresh Epics" forums despite the fact their precious Preston quit making comics.

    Even their fans don't care.
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    His general chat has 4 topics, that's just fucking adorable
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    The Hindenburg going down, I'll leave that up to your interpretation.
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    If this is how he's going to respond, then so be it. He refused to accept help from other people and this is the consequence for not listening any sooner.
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    I don't think he's run out of steam just yet... as you've all predicted, he does plan on coming back? at some point.

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    What's stopping him from getting a new "IT'S MY STYLE" is that he can't actually draw any other way and isn't really willing to learn how.

    But hey, if he did that then the lolcow will end far too abruptly. Watching his posts on tumblr and DA are like watching a train wreck in slow motion HD on a 3DTV.

    It's terrible, yet you can't look away.

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    And man, honestly, when people come to the rescue of Preston like, "it's the trolls' fault, they're just insecure blah blah". Holy shit, that is bullshit. We're classy here at EDF. We only swear to make a point.

    Also I don't understand where people are getting the idea that Dobson actually has trolls. Like. legit trolls. I've seen a few people just spamming shit about inflation art, but yeah, that's trolling. It's not like he even cares about those people.

    The only people he cares about are those telling the truth about how much of a turd he is. And it's been elaborated however hundreds of times WHY he is a turd and HOW he can improve and stop being a turd. And still his fans blame the h8ers. h8ters =/=troll.

    This is really quite amusing. Much lulz still to be had.

    I encourage you all to check out his new DA journal http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/A-Very-Important-Update-334271278 I'm gonna go read it now.
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  9. UncleSchomo EDF Elite

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    Basically: "WAAAAAH I HAET DA INTERNET, BUT I MITE COME BAK IF U SUCK MY DICK. ILL USE DISABLE COMENTS FROM NOW ON"

    Well...That wasn't long. Welcome back, Tom (I guess).

    You already deceived enough people by pretending to take criticism only to rip off other artists, and trivialize a shooting a week after it happened, Tom. Oh yea, trying to make your "tormentors" rip apart some other artist's criticism when you tried to exploit said artist who asked for your help is also deception, dumb-ass (Funny thing is she took the criticism well, and the critics weren't acting like the monsters you think they are).

    People would be glad if the drama ended with him improving his art like Scott Dewitt, and he stops being a putz about everything.
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  10. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    i'm not classy, i'll say 'fuck' and 'shit' all the time because i just... really fucking like those words. so short and sweet.

    the important update journals is copypaste tumblr post.

    anyway, the fans are all backing him up and they're the problem. but i really, really have to wonder what the fuck his parents are like. like, how they raised him. because he wasn't born in the 'tell all the boys and girls they're special generation'. but if his ma really had connections to these hot shots, and if she was a crazy bitch, she prolly demanded they tell him he's good because 'he's speshul', and they did, so he just stagnated. 'well, these pros told me i was good 'for a ten year old' so i guess i'm still good now right?!' surely. i mean, don't get me wrong, my mom never gave me harsh critique [she went to a tiny art school, and her work then was pretty amazing, honestly] but she did inform me it was hard work, and she prepared me for the art world by telling me her story of in-class critique, even tho she never critiqued me harshly, and doesn't to this day. but still, she's my most important person to go to because while she'll say 'it's good', she'll also point out things that i fucked up, even if they're minute.

    but his fans are the problem. honest to fuck, i'd be in whiplash too if a bunch of people were kissing my ass, and a bunch were telling me i suck. but there again, i'm not a puss, and, since i'm here, i don't think this forum, or, shit, even the ed articles, are that awful. harshly honest, but these people deliberately brought it on themselves.

    i've told him time and again how to fix his goddamn shit. snapesnogger did it, and if she could do it, shit, so could he. but her refuses to listen to 'you gotta fucking work, asshole', and because cursing = bad critique to his stupid as fuck fans, he wouldn't listen because everyone who kisses his asshole SURELY MUST BE RIGHT GAIZ RIGHTRIGHT??

    his fans are the problems, and they don't even fucking get that they are. kissing someone's ass is only going to make them fall to shit. if you're a real fan, you won't bitch and cry when someone tells the person to work hard and improve and, god forbid, change your fucking style. you'll say, 'well, okay, i like your style but if that's how you go i won't stop following you'. tp has nothing, NOTHING, to lose by improving, other than maybe some 13 year old faggots.


    edit: i was one of those 'meanie critics', who critiqued the chick he put in his journal. i also critiqued many others on that journal. the amazing thing is that his fans take critique pretty awesomely, unlike him.

    editedit: tp needs to read this thread. the whole thing. is it harsh? yes. but just look how many people said 'he has potential but...' that's not 'trolling', that's pretty genuine critique. he needs to tell his fans to suck a fat cock and try, y'know, actually listening to the rest of society.
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    Capcom and other Japanese companies like Sega* and Arcsys treat their fans like complete shit, but their fans will still buy their games (otherwise, no one would buy RE6 after the whole Raccoon City train wreck, and admit that SFxT is a bad, ugly game). People will still love a celebrity who treats his fans like dirt.

    *In Sega's defense, they finally learned not to ruin Sonic even though the newer stuff is still medicore (not as bad as 06).

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    They're charging people to pay for a balance patch that updates Guilty Gear to whatever Japan is playing, and they expected people to pay $40 for a Blazblue version that was more or less a patch with 1 extra dude. That's kinda shitty to me, but to each their own, I guess.
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    in defence of arcsys, aren't they the ones who made guilty gear? yeah, they still make good games.
    but there again, those are companies, and not individuals, who aren't unattached from their fans. they have many ways to be contacted [unlike celebrities] and people's words shouldn't fall on deaf ears [unlike sending contact to a big, huge company, where any person could end up getting your mail (or, worse, it could just be sent to an automated account)]
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    You know, I don't really know what to think of this.

    wall of text ahead

    One one hand, I think Preston may be somwhat honest here. There seems to be a sincerity to his words I haven't felt before.

    On the other hand, I can’t help thinking that this is somewhat another ploy to squeeze out pity and sympathy from his fans and portray himself as the victim of “vast and unjustified hate” yet again. He’s clearly exaggerating certain details in his journal, and I agree with UncleSchomo that he’s playing up the drama for attention like other TARTlets, to adegree.

    Like with the whole “I’ve been suffering for weeks” thing he claims. I call bullshit on that, unless his arguments with random tumblrinas about Hotel Transylvania and anime somehow degraded him physically. Pretty much all of the things he describes started happening like what? Four days ago, at most, with the redline business? Though “past 2 weeks” does seem appropriate.

    He’s clearly handpicking the most hateful comments to reblog, intending to have the opinions of two represent the opinions of all. For a guy who received so much (blind) support, he’s focusing an awful lot on one or two hateful comments.

    And perhaps most importantly, he’s been ignoring the critics, the fans, and other people who have been giving him advice and support (I think one of the guys from the old SA mock thread posted this: http://im-dai-ing.tumblr.com/post/34328661867), in order to focus on his “haters” and pass them off as people without lives who hate without good reason and blah blah blah, as well as exaggerate their presence and numbers. Preston’s definitely misinforming people, for sure.

    And finally, “Maybe in a few years...”? More like a few days or weeks at most, before he comes back praising his fans for helping him get over his “tormentors” and learning absolutely nothing from this experience. I hope that doesn’t happen, but if it does, I won’t be surprised.


    Like UncleSchomo, I have hopes that he gets to evaluate himself and perhaps turn over a new leaf, put in some actual effort to improving his attitude and art, but I doubt that's likely. So long as Preston thinks he doesn't need to improve and refuses to acknowledge his bad deeds (he still hasn't properly apologized for the "Internet Prefaces" fiasco), this thread is going to keep on thriving.
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  14. piefromthesky Ediot

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    Yeah I have a feeling this is going to be extremely temporary. He's just going to feed off people begging him not to quit for a few weeks because he's "THE GREATEST ARTIST EVARRRRRR" and be back.
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  15. Ophiuchus EDF Hero

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    Ya know, Snapesnogger has been on my mind today in the middle of this chaos. I watched the entire drama parade with her, start to finish, and I still follow/watch her today because I personally find some appeal in her work.

    I honestly think she handled her haters a lot better in the long run than Dobson ever has.

    And considering all the drama that has happened with her, that is really saying a lot. She has improved since her LOLNaga days incredibly. Not just in her art, but as a person in general. That's my take anyways. I stopped paying full attention to her because I kinda got bored of all the TF2 stuff she does.

    I miss when she had aspirations to actually make stories. But eh. What can ya do? *shrug*

    Maybe...just /maybe/...Dobson will have a huge turnaround just like Gemma did. Maybe he will think of all the critiquing and try to work to improve in his temporary time out. Maybe he will realize his people skills need a lot of fixing and will work to improve that too. Maybe socialize outside the internet. Learn what actual people are like and how things he says can affect them so he knows what not to do when he returns.

    But...I have been known to have way too much faith in people, so maybe the above it just wasted hope.
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  16. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    You know, there is a wonderful tumblr blog I read called "Learn From Webcomics". It had criticized Dobson more than once, and now he posted this regarding his recent retirement:

    This is the blog if you want to read it:
    http://learnfromwebcomics.tumblr.com/
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    Funny, the moment I read that "MY ART STYLE IS TOO RECOGNIZABLE MY HATURZ GUNNA FIND ME!!" bullshit on Dobbles tumblr, I also thought of Snapesnogger.

    She did really improve, didn't she? Shit, seeing her art recently I didn't initially believe it was actually her. Granted, some of her stuff (mostly the TF2 fan art) looks like something Humon herself would draw, but some of her other drawings, mainly original stuff, looks pretty decent IMHO. Certainly a lot better from the crap she used to spew while all the drama surrounding her was still up and about.

    And, seeing as there's little hate on her frontpage, it goes to prove that she managed to get over this whole drama and actually concentrate on what she enjoys doing.

    I'd doubt though Dobson will ever become the same: unless this whole incident on Tumblr really will provide him with some sort of spiritual enlightenment, he's pretty much a lost cause. His head is waaay too far up his ass. If he can't listen to the people who want to help him, and pretty much resolves to flipping the bird to anyone with good intentions/advice, then I'm afraid there's nothing more to be done.

    If you start of as an arrogant fetishfag, who thinks he's better than others around him, and throughout all the seven years of your existance on the intertubes evolves into a bitter, resentful, passive-aggressive unpleasant thirty-year-old man, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's not much to be done.

    All this time, all those years he was, he is and will always be the same ignorant douchebag. No matter how many times you'll try to get things into his skull, he's not going to change.

    Also, Snapesnogger, as opposed to Preston, actually likes what she does and seems to be quite passionate about drawing and being creative. Whereas Dobson has no such passion whatsoever and sees drawing as a painfull chore. And it's been like this since he first got into college (which is proved by many of his SYAC strips). How can someone ever become a succesfull artist if he hates the craft?
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    If this happened, it'd be too little too late.
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    Not to mention Snape is much younger than Dobson. Her drama went on when she was 18-19 and she's grown out of it. Dobson is 30+ and hasn't learned much in the past six years and will still continue on.

    It's hard to imagine Dobson maturing at his age.
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ya, O rly?, O rly? no wai, Can't fight Drac-a-ula, With a spat-a-ula, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah duh-daah, People always tell me 'Belmont be brave', Don't know why, Drac ain't comin' back from the grave, We've got like 45 years, villagers, cool down, Got this Belmont DNA, gotta pass it around, Only fights boredom, Come on now bachelorettes, You can't ignore him, He's Juese, Oh, here we go, A little bit different from the Belmont best, Don't want Medusa heads just, gimme the breasts, If she's chesty, I guess I'll get those STDs, Got a rock for my cock, ha-ha, pee-pee-pee, But that won't happen see, always keep it protected, Have Sylpha cast spells when it gets erected, Unacceptable, anything else would be, Cause one Belmont gets chicks, And that Belmont is ME, Alucard?, Naw, I'd rather have it Grant DaNASTY, Oh wait, that sounded gay, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah babyyyyyyy, My Little Rapist, likeicare and linkermann sitting in a tree, likeicare and linkermann sitting on a three, likeicantwin, likeicare bled profusely, likeicare cries like a little bitch, likeicare deletes tags out of butthurt, likeicare drinks beer out of koala anuses, likeicare drinks gasoline out of beercans, likeicare fears scumhook, likeicare fingers hamsters, likeicare fucks goats, likeicare gets bullied, likeicare gives rimjobs for beer, likeicare has a vagina, likeicare is a basement dwelling cum guzzler, likeicare is a brony, likeicare is a butthurt bogan, likeicare is a closet furfag, likeicare is a dingo, likeicare is an attention whore, likeicare is a faggot, likeicare is a filthy lying kike, likeicare is a furnigger, likeicare is a massive faggot, likeicare is a narutard, likeicare is a penis licker, likeicare is a queer, likeicare loves posting in the DA forum, because he's a faggot, likeicare is a shitty gimmick, likeicare isn't even straight, likeicare jerks off to ponies, likeicare likes goats, likeicare masturbates to the aristocats, likeicare needs his pacifier, likeicare needs to leave this fucking forum, likeicare needs to wash his fucking face, likeicare sucks black cocks, likeicare sucks dick for coke, likeicare sucks dick for dick, likeicare talks to himself, likeicare tries too hard, likeicare wants the d, likeicare wishes he was as cool as the da subforum, likeicare yells FIRE and gets pissed on, onideus adds his own tags everywhere he goes, onideus always won the "special award", onideus believes ps filters = "art", onideus calls the cops out of butthurt, onideus can't handle the heat, onideus changes arguments more than his diaper, onideus confirmed for butthurt, onideus deletes tags out of butthurt, onideus designs websites with macromedia director, onideus doesn't understand tags, onideus fails at being an internet toughguy, onideus failtrolling, onideus fucks likeicare, onideus gets butthurt over tags, onideus has no friends :(, onideus has no life, onideus hugs babies for uncomfortably long times, onideus is a brony, onideus is a diaperfag, onideus is a literal manchild, onideus just wants you to change his diaper, onideus killed thread news at 11, onideus licks granny assholes, onideus lost the argument, onideus pissed his lego diapers again, onideus scrubs baby dongs on his face, onideus smears baby dicks all over his face, onideus tries too hard, onideus wants valery to change his diaper, onideus will shit his lego diapers, onideuce doesn't know when to quit, milwin <3 schnookums, milwin = nambla, milwin confirmed for butt ravaged, milwin deletes tags out of butthurt, milwin eats the shit from onideus' diaper, milwin fails at hiding butthurt, milwin has no penis, milwin is a butthurt asspie, milwin is a faggot, milwin jerks off to oddguy, milwin likes to jack off to bestiality, milwin loves likeicare, milwin loves metroid: other m, milwin milks likeicare's cock, milwin should kill himself, milwin wants the d, milwin was molested by his uncle, milwin y u so mad?, I hope he gets what's coming to him, a crater in the fucking head, DIAF has nice tits, why do people even fucking read baya's posts?, BIX NOOD, nigga stole mah bike, anime is for pedophiles, now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince, of a town called Belagffdgfsfdbdf, somebody's ass-ravaged about these tags, what is a man?, a miserable little pile of BULLLLLLL SHIIIIIT, HEY PAISANOS, IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW, and remember, if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die, please, THIS IS DELICIOUS, YES!!! YES!!!!1, nobody cares, he picked up the basics BEHIND THE COUCH, and then added in a few NINJA MOVES of his own, I don't think so, homey don't play dat, colonel william guile, one of the greatest cornflake artists in the world, travels the global tournament circuit, using it to conceal his operation, as leader of an elite group, of cornflake fuckers, known by the code name, STREET FUCKER, I object to the term feminazi, because women fall someway short, of the word nazi, and here's why, 1. the nazis were efficient, 2. the nazis decided what was right and wrong, and stuck to it, whether or not you agree with what they did, they didn't do what women do, which is fuck over their own loved ones, to further their own sex, this needs more tags, then add some you lazy faggot, there is rotting human flesh in my garbage can, I cut it off of my foot, Get the heck out of here, you nerd!, What, you're going to fight against me?, You damn fool., Your number's up! Monster!, This base will explod in 60 seconds!, A GOD DAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS, LIKE ME, those tom hate comics suck, just because they make fun of him, doesn't mean they're actually any good, killeratte is butthurt, he's right though, fuck this thread, I'm watching you bub, (Edit Tags), lots of women find me disturbing, never mind Charlie, hoo ah OHHHHHHHHHHHH, a-da Cheat, is everything a-rah-dah-dadidaDAH?, somebody get this freakin duck away from me, let's get dangerous, *I put my robe and wizard hat on*, you son of a bitch, No way I am going to delete all those tags, DO IT FAGGOT, NO U, oddguy cybers with bunu, ew that's disgusting, Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya, MORTAL KOMBAT, ahahaha all that work you put into deleting tags, and two clicks later they're all back, oh what, get a better insult, remember to believe in magic, or I'll fucking kill you, Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS, beep boop, itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat, i don't believe it, habeeb it, TWINKYHOUSE!, lol your lazy ass fails at deleting tags, flamingtofusquare deletes tags out of butthurt, flamingtofusquare fucks dead people, flamingtofusquare has nine chins, flamingtofusquare is a butthurt cunt, flamingtofuesquare licks tombstones, flamingtofusquare shops at bad dragon, flamingtofusquare wastes money on shitty pics, flamingtofusquare shave your disgusting pubes, I hear it's amazing, when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flapjaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hari-kari rock, I need scissors! 61!, your tags are gay, Youre all faggots, kill yourselves, "NO U" said a giant butthurt faggot, more tags than onideus' collection of diapers, cock, cock thinks trolling is mean, this kills the RAM, arrr, kill it, kill it all, and then kill yourself, dobtard stop making comics, tag wars are gay, and so are tag warriors like you, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, They're the world's most fearsome fighting team, WE'RE REALLY HIP, They're heroes in a half shell and they're green, HEY GET A GRIP, When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, Splinter taught them to be ninja teens, HE'S A RADICAL RAT, Leonardo leads Donatello does machines, THAT'S A FACT JACK, Raphael is cool but crude, GIMME A BREAK, Michelangelo is a party dude, PARTAAAAYYYYY, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, Light Dobbo on fire, DOPEFISH LIVES, Dobbo drinks semen out of schnookum's asshole, tom preston is a pedophile, tom preston inflates dead animals, oddguy loves Tom Preston's cock, I KNEW IT, DOPEFISH LIVES, brought 'em back just for you, flamingtofusquare has a penis, nox nocitis is a pedophile, vermin is friends with tyciol, mortalsword licks pennies for sustenance, ITSA ME, BUNIO, holy shit, almosts 2k pages, because Tom Preston is the best troll, oddguy and the chamberpot of secretions, oddguy and the global scam, oddguy and the order of the shekels, oddguy and the half-fucked prince, oddguy and the deathly swallows, oddguy and the philosopher's moan, oddguy and the whore of asskaban, tom preston did it again, tom preston is a furry, tom preston is down to yiff, tom preston is cancer, QUIET you'll attract niggers, i left out a bucket of chicken to attract niggers, but Tom Preston ate it all, i'm gonna leave some nickels here to attract kikes, yoohoo jews, come out come out wherever you are, is it jew season already?, no, now its french season, dnjack is a french coward, tom preston is a strong independent black woman, bunu-thor, DNjack doesnt seem to understand this thread, so he asks why where still here, he fails to notice, he is still here too, you don't like this thread so why are you here?, we don't like tom preston so why are we here?, LOL DNJACK did it again!!!!1111!!!, some people here should start multithreading, DNjack sucks cock for a living, he likes cum, but he is very insecure about it, hes like a chihuahua in the background, yappin but nobody cares, DNjack confirmed asexual, DNJack wants to lick TomPreston's ass, after he's had an explosive bout of diarrhea, dnjack is a fail troll, what's DNJACK goin on aboot eh? (Edit Tags), if dnjack has a life then why is he here?, DNJACK IS A BUTTHURT FRENCH NIGGER, Dnjack is tom preston?, white knight, look man, this thread exaggerates toms actions, for lulz, and you are being a killjoy, mcmeanerson, if you dont stop ill, shit my diaper, and throw it on you, You know nothing about lulz you fuckface, Dnjack be like LEAVE TOM PRESTON ALONE, !!!!!111!!!, JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, UR ALL JUST HATERS!!, dnjack defends tompreston because, he wants the tiny blue bear dick, DNjack doesnt bother, too see that that blog, is at least 2 years old, and everyone already knows, dnjack is an uninformed cunt, and needs to just leave this thread, dnjack must really be into coprophilia, because he likes rating, everything as a shitpost, DNJack is a retard, in the special olympics, because he thinks he can win on the internet, Why is that frog muncher leaving merde behind?, stop giving attention to DNJACK, same goes for the Tom Preston account, you fucking morons, you're all falling into their game, by replying to them, so STFU and ignore them, you goddamn mouthbreathers, I can't believe I have to explain this, DNJACK thinks he is a troll, DNJack is a diaperfag, dnjack is a butthurt french nigger, dnjack is a baby back bitch, schnookums and dnjack sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G, first comes rape, then comes marriage, then comes a fruity-ass fruitbowl nigger, faggito is a flouncing faggotsexual, I am MS's friend!, this thread is full of faggots, seriously though what is "it"?, DNJack licks his feet after stepping in dog shit, DNJack fucks animals, DNJack doesn't care about black people, DNJACK is actually a fan of Tom Preston, rap is for criminals, GeneralFaggotry puts his banana in Herbie, GeneralFaggotry has herpies, These tags are mine dont you dare. ~DN, Your tags are gay, But not as gay as you, Shitposting ho!, IT'S NOT SHITPOSTING IT'S FUNPOSTING, it takes a lot to make a jew, when it's made of pee and poo, Cah pr0nz, Bloody cahs, Party like it's page 1999, bunu likes scat porn, bunu cums for fried chicken, bunu is a nigger, niggers gonna nig, whatever fried chicken is delicious, I'm Hungry, bunu is always hungry, i identify as bunu, bunu triggers me, I'll give you something to be triggered about, save the dirty talk for oddguy

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