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  1. Ophiuchus EDF Hero

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    Whoa.

    I'm starting to think your Dad and mine had the same exact issues.

    He still wonders why I moved out so fucking fast. Completely oblivious to how badly he treated me day to day and how miserable he'd made me feel.

    And considering just how much of a narcissist Dobbles is and how determined he is to win every single bloody argument, even ones that have NOTHING to do with him in the first place, I can see him repeating the same 'father techniques' if he were to have kids.

    Thank god that's an if bigger than he is!
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  2. PwnKage Dramacrat

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    Dat yellow/purple contrast.

    Dem fedora and blue shirt motifs.
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    yeah, and apparently, narcissism is an inherited trait, so his offspring would likely have it, and on and on. :c more dobsons. dobsons everywhere.

    i think my dad prolly still wonders that. and 'why doesn't she CALL ME EVARRR', despite him having bothered contacting me for almost a straight year now, heh.
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    Dobson sure is late with his syac comic. It seems like he's already losing his ambition for it from what I see if he can't keep up with his schedule despite how crappy the art is.
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    I'm guessing he didn't really have much of a passion for it in the first place.

    I mean, come on, he doesn't even write descriptions for each strip on the site like he did with the old SYAC stripes; he just puts in something like "." or "..."

    And from how he's dragging everything out, the reboot doesn't even focus that much on the cartoonist aspect of things that he mucks up so much. He pretty much stalled for time with mediocre filler jokes, and now that he's finally reached the meat of the new storyline, I find it suspicious that he delays the update here.

    Either that or his tumblr antics have started taking up all of his precious work time.
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  6. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    i already mentioned that, like all tumblrfags, he's been sucked into that shit so hard, his almost nonexistent workflow was halted completely.
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    fucking douche jerk nugget whore puta
    It baffles me that he barely puts any effort into the new Syac, but spends more on Tumblr with some really pathetic, embarrassing posts. Syac is supposed to be his bread and butter when it comes to comics/art, and he's not even trying to make it good. Again, Syac is his bread and butter.

    How do you spend so much time whining like a baby on Tumblr instead of doing your job, and expect anyone over the age of 15 to take you seriously is beyond me.
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  8. sugarbits Ediot

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    There do need to be more gay characters in children's cartoons. Sexuality is already present in cartoons, it always has been. Otherwise there would be no magical kiss at the end of princess stories, no guy characters doing things to impress the girl of their dreams, all of that. People don't really like to recognise that as sexuality, but it is what it is. There do need to be more characters of the LGBT lifestyle out there, to reflect the LGBT kids that exist and need those role models and support as much as, or maybe more, than cis-children do. Some of these LGBT characters should be as out there and proud of their sexuality as the boy crazy girls or girl crazy guys that pop up in cartoons, others should be as casual about their sexuality as some straight characters are. There should be LGBT parents, LGBT characters in nuturing roles, in supporting roles, in power positions and even as villains. LGBT characters do need more representation in media, they definitely need it in cartoons or media aimed at children, and it needs to be equal.

    Having said all of that, it really is not Dobsons place to go calling that stuff out. Like wow, really? What was the purpose of that post, and all other similar posts like it? Does he think the LGBT community isn't aware of these problems, that they need someone like him acting as their guide and shepherd, to stand on a soapbox and proclaim all that is wrong with the world?

    Dobson, from what I have gathered you are a straight white cis-male from America. You are in a position of power and privilege not given to a lot of others in this world, either at the moment or in the past, even if you personally would disagree or choose not to recognise it.

    It is not your place to call these things out. Other people, people who are actually a part of the LGBT community are already calling these things out, are already working hard to make changes for their world. When someone like you, Dobson, in a position of power and privilege stands up and does a soapbox rant, on something that really at the end of the day does not affect you, you are making it so that your voice and your opinion is heard over the voices of people who really matter.

    You could have reblogged similar posts from people actually in the LGBT community. You could have found posts done by people actually working on the problem, could have reblogged their voices and made it so that they were heard. Its tumblr! Doing something like that is painfully easy, and there are so many members of the LGBT community on tumblr it would've been like going to an ice-cream parlour and being offered your choice of 32 flavours, with sprinkles, with jimmies, with fucking hot fudge sauce or caramel or whatever the fuck it is you want! You could have found voices and opinions who unlike you, are actually affected by the problems you describe and working towards it.

    But you didn't. You made a post, and yes while it was to your own tumblr, something you might imagine as being a private conversation, it was still in the public sphere to your followers who were subjected to your ill-informed voice instead of one that actually matters.

    At the end of the day, Dobson, you are the worst sort of ally there is. A good ally knows when to speak up, but more importantly a good ally knows when to shut the fuck up and let the people who are actually involved in the issue be heard. As a straight white male, Dobson, you really need to learn to shut the fuck up. You make some of the most offensive, homophobic and transphobic art and stories out there, you stick your nose in where it is neither wanted nor needed, and you take away the power of those that struggle to be heard, simply because you do not possess the mental capability or empathy to think about things before you do them, to think on how your words and actions affect others and decide whether or not your opinion is valid before you put it out there.

    If you learn one thing besides procrastination from tumblr, Dobson, I hope it is on privilege. I hope you learn how much your opinion is actually worth (very little, in case I haven't been clear!), I hope you learn that even if you are poor, even if people on the Internet make fun of you and even if you have depression or anxiety or whatever it is you have self ascribed, it is how as a straight white American male you have power and a position in this world higher than others. I hope you come to realise how badly offensive the works you create actually are, I hope you learn how much your good intentions actually hurt others and I really hope you learn to shut up about things that do not and never will really affect you, like religion and sexuality and race.

    And then... and finally then, when you have learnt all of that, when tumblr has done learned you good on what it means to be a proper ally and how not to be an insufferable fuckass, when you have learnt all of that!!

    I hope you learn how to draw.

    But I mean.. baby steps, I guess. One problem at a time, and all that.
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  9. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    dobson doesn't even have anxiety. that's his label of 'pity me' and not much else.

    on the other hand, these problems will never get solved without 'the majourity' speaking out for the minourities. of course, dobson needs to fuck off, but there's a problem on tumblr with people saying ALL white, straight males aren't 'allowed' to talk about issues that 'don't affect them', never minding that it could indirectly affect them [friends and family, or friends they think of as family], i guess that's one of those 'ticks my nerves' things.
    but yeah, dobson needs to shut up because he DOESN'T have any direct, or even indirect, contact with those issues, because he has no friends, and he's proven time and time again when confronted with events that he's not 'used to', he freezes and has no idea how to deal with it. it's all armchair activist bullshit, and it's obvious, when you made a journal not all that long ago about BAWWW JEWISH HAWLIDAIZ BAWWW DEEZ KEEDZLL NEVER NO CRIMMUS BAWWW.

    but, yeah, good post, sugarbits, just, the whole 'white straight cis-gender males need not speak up' thing grates my nerves, because that attitude causes a lot of backlash from people who would otherwise want to at least try to help, even if they can only help in the most minute way and can't -personally- help someone, or a group.
    just ffff.
    sad as it is, dobson really thinks he's helping in some minute way, the problem he has is trying to speak -for- the group, instead of speaking -in support of- the group. there's a pretty significant difference.
    but swinging around the 'you have privilege' card isn't helping matters at all, honestly. nothing can help dobson, but for most people, the 'you have privilege' card is going to drive them to the opposing side, against the cause at hand, ultimately. it's a card that gets swung around quite a bit on tumblr, usually maliciously at someone who genuinely seems to want to help but just happens to have a dick or white skin or whatever the fuck.
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    It's funny Tom even talks about the LGBT community because he really has no say. His Lesbian character in Alex is just vulgar and offensive with all of the dumb shit she does, and that "Lesbian Kick" crap Tom tried to capitalize on (and failed miserably).
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  11. PwnKage Dramacrat

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    http://adobson.spreadshirt.com/

    LESBIAN KICK! OH MY GOD PINEAPPLE!

    Pretty sure that green glowy background in the "Women's Breakthrough" shirt isn't made by him. What kind of title is "Women's Breakthrough" anyway? Shoe horning in some of that feminism, eh? Won't save you from shitty artwork.

    [IMG]

    Kick back and grab some popcorn guys. This is going to be good. Maybe he'll even shitpost a bit.
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  12. n1bblir EDF Hero

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    I find it ironic that Tom goes on tumblr to whine and bitch about how he wish there was a privacy setting... Seriously, why are you using tumblr if that's the case? Why even bother blogging about it or anything if you're going to bitch about others disagreeing with you. I mean, has that thought ever even entered his head?

    On to gay characters, the only gay character I felt that was respectable and realistic really in a cartoon was The Alchemist from Venture Bros.



    Though we call know that he doesn't really care about gay rights. Dobson just wants to sell more lesbian kick t-shirts.

    EDIT: Oh! Can I call it? No updates? I guess maybe he seen my post, maybe there won't be any this week, or next week, or next month, etc...
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  13. sugarbits Ediot

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    Ah The Venture Bros. Good stuff, good stuff.

    As for the shirts.. holy shit has anyone ever bought any of his stuff? And why would you? Terrible designs and they don't make sense. Women's breakthrough?? What does that even mean in this context? Yes she is a woman, but isn't the whole point of her in the comic to be mistaken for a male? What is she breaking through, exactly? My ribcage? Why is she very clearly a pirate but with a shitty tron-esque BG?

    Why does Yakko the warner thing have a pineapple and why do I want it on a shirt? Is he deliberately trying to get people lynched with that Lesbian Kick shirt? Hasn't he had enough negative responses to that whole debacle that the thought of selling such an item might be off-putting??

    The way this mans brain works absolutely astounds me.
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    But, what happened to his 30 comics already planned, hmmmmmmm?


    Least he has more time to play KAG and minecraft.
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    Dude, that's no fucking excuse. (not to you, just in general)

    Yes, tumblr can be distracting, but so is anything and everything else.

    If I can converse with 10+ people a day, keep active in a chat room, check in on here and every other forum I'm on, watch tv, spend time with the fiance unit, AND get my Blog Crap and Commissions done in a timely manner, then I think Dobby can push out his little webcomic on time with a few distractions from tumblr from all the drama he causes.

    As much as I'd really hate to defend Dobbles right now considering I'm not on good terms with him, I have to point out the "womens" part of the title is actually referring to the shirt type. The actual title is "Break Through".

    I can only tell because there's a Mens Break Through shirt right next to it.

    ...okay, that Lesbian Kick shit needs to stop...
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    Oh my lord, we have such high standards from until this moment a self entitled professional. How dare we hold him to these impossible standards of "believable anatomy" and "consistent anatomy", and "any semblance of confidence in your work" that a college art grad simply could never hope to achieve.

    Guys, we are so in the wrong. How dare we whine about his whining. We should feel sorry for ourselves. He should never be expected to have a new update when he says it should be. After all, no webcomic in history has gone without missing an update. Unless you count, like, the good ones I guess.
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    How dare we...
    How dare we give him advice not only on how to improve his work, but also his online presence.
    How dare we get offended by a comic that trivialized a shooting.
    How DARE we not hugbox a 30+ year old manchild.
    How dare we warn him that this was the direction he was heading towards.

    Oh I am ashamed.

    Oh man, if Dobson can somehow market the internet drama that happens to him on the daily basis he'd be loaded. He can call it , So... you're a manchild. It'll be the next Homestuck.
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    Create a webcomic where every strip raises a character having a controversially stupid opinion, to the point where people argue about it and tell others about it.

    My god. Like Politics, the Opera.
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ya, O rly?, O rly? no wai, Can't fight Drac-a-ula, With a spat-a-ula, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah duh-daah, People always tell me 'Belmont be brave', Don't know why, Drac ain't comin' back from the grave, We've got like 45 years, villagers, cool down, Got this Belmont DNA, gotta pass it around, Only fights boredom, Come on now bachelorettes, You can't ignore him, He's Juese, Oh, here we go, A little bit different from the Belmont best, Don't want Medusa heads just, gimme the breasts, If she's chesty, I guess I'll get those STDs, Got a rock for my cock, ha-ha, pee-pee-pee, But that won't happen see, always keep it protected, Have Sylpha cast spells when it gets erected, Unacceptable, anything else would be, Cause one Belmont gets chicks, And that Belmont is ME, Alucard?, Naw, I'd rather have it Grant DaNASTY, Oh wait, that sounded gay, Duh duh-duh duh dah duh dah, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah babyyyyyyy, My Little Rapist, likeicare and linkermann sitting in a tree, likeicare and linkermann sitting on a three, likeicantwin, likeicare bled profusely, likeicare cries like a little bitch, likeicare deletes tags out of butthurt, likeicare drinks beer out of koala anuses, likeicare drinks gasoline out of beercans, likeicare fears scumhook, likeicare fingers hamsters, likeicare fucks goats, likeicare gets bullied, likeicare gives rimjobs for beer, likeicare has a vagina, likeicare is a basement dwelling cum guzzler, likeicare is a brony, likeicare is a butthurt bogan, likeicare is a closet furfag, likeicare is a dingo, likeicare is an attention whore, likeicare is a faggot, likeicare is a filthy lying kike, likeicare is a furnigger, likeicare is a massive faggot, likeicare is a narutard, likeicare is a penis licker, likeicare is a queer, likeicare loves posting in the DA forum, because he's a faggot, likeicare is a shitty gimmick, likeicare isn't even straight, likeicare jerks off to ponies, likeicare likes goats, likeicare masturbates to the aristocats, likeicare needs his pacifier, likeicare needs to leave this fucking forum, likeicare needs to wash his fucking face, likeicare sucks black cocks, likeicare sucks dick for coke, likeicare sucks dick for dick, likeicare talks to himself, likeicare tries too hard, likeicare wants the d, likeicare wishes he was as cool as the da subforum, likeicare yells FIRE and gets pissed on, onideus adds his own tags everywhere he goes, onideus always won the "special award", onideus believes ps filters = "art", onideus calls the cops out of butthurt, onideus can't handle the heat, onideus changes arguments more than his diaper, onideus confirmed for butthurt, onideus deletes tags out of butthurt, onideus designs websites with macromedia director, onideus doesn't understand tags, onideus fails at being an internet toughguy, onideus failtrolling, onideus fucks likeicare, onideus gets butthurt over tags, onideus has no friends :(, onideus has no life, onideus hugs babies for uncomfortably long times, onideus is a brony, onideus is a diaperfag, onideus is a literal manchild, onideus just wants you to change his diaper, onideus killed thread news at 11, onideus licks granny assholes, onideus lost the argument, onideus pissed his lego diapers again, onideus scrubs baby dongs on his face, onideus smears baby dicks all over his face, onideus tries too hard, onideus wants valery to change his diaper, onideus will shit his lego diapers, onideuce doesn't know when to quit, milwin <3 schnookums, milwin = nambla, milwin confirmed for butt ravaged, milwin deletes tags out of butthurt, milwin eats the shit from onideus' diaper, milwin fails at hiding butthurt, milwin has no penis, milwin is a butthurt asspie, milwin is a faggot, milwin jerks off to oddguy, milwin likes to jack off to bestiality, milwin loves likeicare, milwin loves metroid: other m, milwin milks likeicare's cock, milwin should kill himself, milwin wants the d, milwin was molested by his uncle, milwin y u so mad?, I hope he gets what's coming to him, a crater in the fucking head, DIAF has nice tits, why do people even fucking read baya's posts?, BIX NOOD, nigga stole mah bike, anime is for pedophiles, now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince, of a town called Belagffdgfsfdbdf, somebody's ass-ravaged about these tags, what is a man?, a miserable little pile of BULLLLLLL SHIIIIIT, HEY PAISANOS, IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW, and remember, if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die, please, THIS IS DELICIOUS, YES!!! YES!!!!1, nobody cares, he picked up the basics BEHIND THE COUCH, and then added in a few NINJA MOVES of his own, I don't think so, homey don't play dat, colonel william guile, one of the greatest cornflake artists in the world, travels the global tournament circuit, using it to conceal his operation, as leader of an elite group, of cornflake fuckers, known by the code name, STREET FUCKER, I object to the term feminazi, because women fall someway short, of the word nazi, and here's why, 1. the nazis were efficient, 2. the nazis decided what was right and wrong, and stuck to it, whether or not you agree with what they did, they didn't do what women do, which is fuck over their own loved ones, to further their own sex, this needs more tags, then add some you lazy faggot, there is rotting human flesh in my garbage can, I cut it off of my foot, Get the heck out of here, you nerd!, What, you're going to fight against me?, You damn fool., Your number's up! Monster!, This base will explod in 60 seconds!, A GOD DAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS, LIKE ME, those tom hate comics suck, just because they make fun of him, doesn't mean they're actually any good, killeratte is butthurt, he's right though, fuck this thread, I'm watching you bub, (Edit Tags), lots of women find me disturbing, never mind Charlie, hoo ah OHHHHHHHHHHHH, a-da Cheat, is everything a-rah-dah-dadidaDAH?, somebody get this freakin duck away from me, let's get dangerous, *I put my robe and wizard hat on*, you son of a bitch, No way I am going to delete all those tags, DO IT FAGGOT, NO U, oddguy cybers with bunu, ew that's disgusting, Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya, MORTAL KOMBAT, ahahaha all that work you put into deleting tags, and two clicks later they're all back, oh what, get a better insult, remember to believe in magic, or I'll fucking kill you, Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS, beep boop, itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat, i don't believe it, habeeb it, TWINKYHOUSE!, lol your lazy ass fails at deleting tags, flamingtofusquare deletes tags out of butthurt, flamingtofusquare fucks dead people, flamingtofusquare has nine chins, flamingtofusquare is a butthurt cunt, flamingtofuesquare licks tombstones, flamingtofusquare shops at bad dragon, flamingtofusquare wastes money on shitty pics, flamingtofusquare shave your disgusting pubes, I hear it's amazing, when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flapjaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hari-kari rock, I need scissors! 61!, your tags are gay, Youre all faggots, kill yourselves, "NO U" said a giant butthurt faggot, more tags than onideus' collection of diapers, cock, cock thinks trolling is mean, this kills the RAM, arrr, kill it, kill it all, and then kill yourself, dobtard stop making comics, tag wars are gay, and so are tag warriors like you, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, They're the world's most fearsome fighting team, WE'RE REALLY HIP, They're heroes in a half shell and they're green, HEY GET A GRIP, When the evil Shredder attacks, These turtle boys don't cut him no slack, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, Splinter taught them to be ninja teens, HE'S A RADICAL RAT, Leonardo leads Donatello does machines, THAT'S A FACT JACK, Raphael is cool but crude, GIMME A BREAK, Michelangelo is a party dude, PARTAAAAYYYYY, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER, Light Dobbo on fire, DOPEFISH LIVES, Dobbo drinks semen out of schnookum's asshole, tom preston is a pedophile, tom preston inflates dead animals, oddguy loves Tom Preston's cock, I KNEW IT, DOPEFISH LIVES, brought 'em back just for you, flamingtofusquare has a penis, nox nocitis is a pedophile, vermin is friends with tyciol, mortalsword licks pennies for sustenance, ITSA ME, BUNIO, holy shit, almosts 2k pages, because Tom Preston is the best troll, oddguy and the chamberpot of secretions, oddguy and the global scam, oddguy and the order of the shekels, oddguy and the half-fucked prince, oddguy and the deathly swallows, oddguy and the philosopher's moan, oddguy and the whore of asskaban, tom preston did it again, tom preston is a furry, tom preston is down to yiff, tom preston is cancer, QUIET you'll attract niggers, i left out a bucket of chicken to attract niggers, but Tom Preston ate it all, i'm gonna leave some nickels here to attract kikes, yoohoo jews, come out come out wherever you are, is it jew season already?, no, now its french season, dnjack is a french coward, tom preston is a strong independent black woman, bunu-thor, DNjack doesnt seem to understand this thread, so he asks why where still here, he fails to notice, he is still here too, you don't like this thread so why are you here?, we don't like tom preston so why are we here?, LOL DNJACK did it again!!!!1111!!!, some people here should start multithreading, DNjack sucks cock for a living, he likes cum, but he is very insecure about it, hes like a chihuahua in the background, yappin but nobody cares, DNjack confirmed asexual, DNJack wants to lick TomPreston's ass, after he's had an explosive bout of diarrhea, dnjack is a fail troll, what's DNJACK goin on aboot eh? (Edit Tags), if dnjack has a life then why is he here?, DNJACK IS A BUTTHURT FRENCH NIGGER, Dnjack is tom preston?, white knight, look man, this thread exaggerates toms actions, for lulz, and you are being a killjoy, mcmeanerson, if you dont stop ill, shit my diaper, and throw it on you, You know nothing about lulz you fuckface, Dnjack be like LEAVE TOM PRESTON ALONE, !!!!!111!!!, JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, UR ALL JUST HATERS!!, dnjack defends tompreston because, he wants the tiny blue bear dick, DNjack doesnt bother, too see that that blog, is at least 2 years old, and everyone already knows, dnjack is an uninformed cunt, and needs to just leave this thread, dnjack must really be into coprophilia, because he likes rating, everything as a shitpost, DNJack is a retard, in the special olympics, because he thinks he can win on the internet, Why is that frog muncher leaving merde behind?, stop giving attention to DNJACK, same goes for the Tom Preston account, you fucking morons, you're all falling into their game, by replying to them, so STFU and ignore them, you goddamn mouthbreathers, I can't believe I have to explain this, DNJACK thinks he is a troll, DNJack is a diaperfag, dnjack is a butthurt french nigger, dnjack is a baby back bitch, schnookums and dnjack sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G, first comes rape, then comes marriage, then comes a fruity-ass fruitbowl nigger, faggito is a flouncing faggotsexual, I am MS's friend!, this thread is full of faggots, seriously though what is "it"?, DNJack licks his feet after stepping in dog shit, DNJack fucks animals, DNJack doesn't care about black people, DNJACK is actually a fan of Tom Preston, rap is for criminals, GeneralFaggotry puts his banana in Herbie, GeneralFaggotry has herpies, These tags are mine dont you dare. ~DN, Your tags are gay, But not as gay as you, Shitposting ho!, IT'S NOT SHITPOSTING IT'S FUNPOSTING, it takes a lot to make a jew, when it's made of pee and poo, Cah pr0nz, Bloody cahs, Party like it's page 1999, bunu likes scat porn, bunu cums for fried chicken, bunu is a nigger, niggers gonna nig, whatever fried chicken is delicious, I'm Hungry, bunu is always hungry, i identify as bunu, bunu triggers me, I'll give you something to be triggered about, save the dirty talk for oddguy

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