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Tema en 'DeviantART' comenzado por HomsarSumo, 30 de Nov de 2013.

  1. Nox Nocitis Sugoi Booty Call

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    If you want to justify the incoherent changes to the type of travel, at least do a better job. There is no scale of distance to measure why taking the train takes 4 days vs 5 hours by blimp(?). By this map's design, it shows that only two major cities have train stops. It shows the closest possible train stop for where they need to go is in another country. Why even have a train system then? Come to think of it, what are the sections of lands anyways? Are they states? Countries? What is that section in the middle? Don't map legends usually use diagonal lines to denote structures? Take a look that this map legend as an example:

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  2. FuanasEdan Girlvinyl

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    Joseco logic on travel;
    Train, takes 4 days
    Regular passenger airship, takes a day and a bit
    An airship that look like a well armed battleship, takes 5 hours

    Okay lets do a rough calculation here, I'm using these as basic;
    Steam Locomotive : 125 kmh (based on 1910 Russian train, with full load of passenger carts)
    Zeppelin L2 120 : 132 kmh (the smallest)
    B12 Stratofortress : 462 kmh (4 engines)
    Peregrine : 256 kmh (hypothetical, using engine from B12)

    Vanilakun straight to Gehenna
    5 hours travel by Peregrine = 5 x 256 = 1280 km (approx) / 795 miles

    Rail distance, lets just say it would take twice the time to get there, including stopping at stations.
    10 x 1280 = 2560 km / 1591 miles
    Steam locomotive travel time
    2560 / 125 = 20,48

    Conclusion; 20 hours 48 minutes
    Could be more, but I don't see any other towns indicated near the railways. Even so, it wouldn't take 4 bloody days to reach the station closest to Gehenna.

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  3. indyj EDF Hero

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    what's the dark stuff around Salamanstra? Some sort of forbidden danger area (that is safe to fly over? no wonder they get attacked by a monster) but why would there be huge (the titles are IN ALL CAPS so I assume the cities are big/important) cities all around it?
    Also, this land has no rivers at all. (I assume the lines are borders of the kingdoms) and no roads. This map is useless.
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  5. indyj EDF Hero

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    (continuing my thoughts on the danger zone around Salamanstra - if it's really that)
    If some big disaster happened in Salamanstra that caused the central part of the country to be separated from the rest and made uninhabitable (hence the chapter 0) then the "map" really does not convey it at all. Plus the geographical shapes just scream "fake". Nothing in nature is as smooth and curvy.
    Take Valyria from the Song of Ice and Fire for example:
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    even from the map alone you can tell that something happened to that peninsula. There are old roads stretching across it, but it's all torn into islands and fucked up (compared to the rest of the coast). You take one glance at the map and know that there's something off with this land.
    JJ's map though? Fucking confusing and conveying no info at all. And the Birah country/kingdom/whatever is a fucking joke. No thought or developement went to it (as fitting for this disaster of a comic).
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  6. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    HAHAHAHA fuck you. That's basically the map from Full Metal Alchemist

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    And do you know why Amestris was shaped like a circle? Why it seemed like the armies back in the day only conquered just enough land to make that circle?

    SPOILERS. FUCKING THIS:

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    A centuries-long conspiracy to make a giant transmutation circle underground that would sacrifice everyone living there.

    I'm gonna think the stupid-ass country configuration in Salamandar Hunters doesn't have a plot reason.
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    That's the first thought I had of when I saw his map. lol But, JJ is such a weeb and unoriginal, I'm not totally sure if he's going to rip that plot point off of FMA or not. I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
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  8. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    Wait I just realized. Is Valyss actually the name of the country? And Salamandar is... what? The Forbidden Zone? And if so is he actually asking her if she's aware of a country that borders her own? Does... does he really think she's that much of a stupid bumpkin? It would be like asking an American if they've heard of Canada. Even we haven't been THAT mean to her.

    Or is Valyss the region? The continent? The WORLD? How stupid does he assume this girl is?
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    Judging from the fact that she's never seen an airship before (while not living far from civilisation) she must be a super sheltered girl who never left her cottage. Either that, or stupid. She just stares at everything, wide-eyed. So I don't really blame the guy for explaining everything, she's definitely not bright.
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    Seriously though, why not just have the fucking map on a wall and have him point it out. Hell if they're so technologically advanced, why not a projector and a laser pointer. The ship is talking out of its ass.

    Also your map sucks, bro. Where are the cities? Are there fortresses or bases of any kind since there are "monsters?"
    There aren't even any fucking dots on the map to designate train stops? And yeah, besides the Full Metal Shilling, why the hell is this country circular?
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    Joseco please just stop this nonsense.
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    Does anyone "read" this comic besides us?
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    well there was that one fanartist
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    What the hell now they're in bodysuits?
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    Might be pajamas.
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    The pose and expression makes it look like she's getting raped lol
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    the "artist" got too lazy to draw the outfits

    and christ, all this girl does is stare at shit and be amazed.
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    Shit gettin old too.
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    Oh for fuck's sake. Once again all it takes is a 20 minute hack job in Photoshop to fix this shit:

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    Alright it still sucks, but for fuck's sake these last two pages could COMFORTABLY fit into one. When the next page comes out I'll add THAT shit in too and show how three pages can usually be one in this piece of shit. STOP WASTING YOUR AUDIENCE'S TIME.

    And there's no reason to have a big candid close up of a character like that unless you're first introducing them. We've been putting up with Eyes Wide here being ineffective and boring for a while now.
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