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@Likeicare
@Schnookums
@Onideus
@Milwin
@CobaltCat
@MessieJessie
@TomPreston

Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside and compels me to slaughter kittens everytime I read any of your bullshit. ^_^ Jebus Fjuckin Keerist, what are you in the "very" special forces? Did they hand ya a gun, tell you which end not to point at yourself and load you up on the fuckin short plane to Afganistan? Your only niche is trying to make fun of other people with more creativity than you have and doing a REALLY bad job of it. Oh, but who am I to spoil your desperate need to recover lost ego points? Go ahead, slurp google, fuck it up the ass with hours and hours of your obsessed time and take as much glory and fuzzyness as you like in making like Al Gore as you boldy profess that you invented the Internet!

(watch the whole video you shitlord)

then i guess you'll never figure out why you were tagged
how sad

I am so happy to see that Shitpost metropolis faggotry isn't just exclusive to Shitpost metropolis.
@PsychoSensei reading your posts gives me the same joy as watching my entire family die of starvation in a Russian Gulag.

I did watch the entire video and the only reason i can gather as to why you tagged him is because you want @Likeicare AIDS ridden junkie cum all over your chin.

You faggot.

I can't help it, the ghost of Matthew Moulton keeps taking over my brain and forcing me to type retarded shit

Are you projecting again? That's so sweet! Oh I bet you got it ALL figured out. He, he, he...I've got my own lil forum here now though, so I'll leave all the other ones alone. See, I'm a nice guy. ^_^ Holy bejesus stop beating that dead imaginary horse...or at the very least get yourself a new stick.

You are the one who posted the video and called on all these people.
Why don't YOU tell us what the fuck was the point of all this shit?

Or are you being a faggot on EDF?

I didn't even type those myself

Can you fucking not?

This is the worst game I have ever seen. Also learn to tag properly, you talentless retard.

#OneWeek

It's because there's no Zaiger, isn't it?
Also, why so much sperg rage over a thread this stupid?

What's a @zaiger?

Best gameplay mod ever made.

Fuck off.

GTFO