ITT: We post things we want to see on television someday.

Oh god that's hilarious.

Oh and things that I would like to see on TV in the future.
Human hunting.

Yeah, and survivors of human hunting shows should be made into mini celebs.
Do you like Susan Boyle? would you like her more if she was being chased by red-lining hillbillies?
do you think Jake Pavelka would be a better human being if he took a white phosphorus grenade to the face AND SURVIVED?
what if Jack Osbourne.. naa just kiddin' no one likes Jack Osbourne.

Hm. Human hunting is needlessly complicated. I prefer gladiatorial games. Use prisoners. They have a lot of aggression to work out, anyway. And they can settle grudges like this. Hell, they can even use shivs they've made in the workshop.

But, we can hunt the the most aggressive prisoners.
it'd be more fair than shooting animals, fuckers don't even put up a fight now.

Nah, it'll probably be like that movie, The Condemned, which was complete shit. I mean, hunting is mostly stalking and waiting to ambush something.

Not my hunting, We will ride only the most tricked out and blingy flatbeds.
Our guns will cause the biggest holes.
and everyone will be on meth.

It'll be fucking fantastic.

That's more of a massacre than hunting. It sounds like it'd be over pretty quick. Not TV material, I'm afraid.

well, the prisoners go first and hide in, say, a nature preserve, the flatbeds are just there to traverse the grounds quickly.

what.