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  1. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    Yeah, that same shit is happening here too. My parents smacked my siblings and I if we either did something that endangered ourselves or others, or if we tried to argue. Smacks and the wooden spoon never really hurt, they just gave us a shock and made us pull our heads out of our arses.

    So for me, it's absolutely baffling when I see young families on the train or in public. All these kids are either on meds or are glued to an iPad. They play up, the parents will just tell them to stop before returning their attention to their phone.

    I work with a carriage company, so y'know, I work with horses. One of them is a bit stompy around people so we put her on the side that's closest to the road so people don't get themselves kicked when they try to pat her. There was this small family that came up to me one day to ask about getting a tour. I know there were two kids but I could only see one and the boss immediately panicked as much as I did. This stupid fucking kid, probably about 8 years old, had snuck around the back of the carriage to pull the stompy horse's tail. It was cocking its leg up to boot the kid so the boss told her to stay away from there. Minutes later, the kid has snuck around the back again to pull the horse's tail. The boss, without a word, bolted over to the other side of the carriage, grabbed this girl in a headlock and told this kid's parents to hold her unless they wanted her to die, lol.

    They got pissed that a stranger had prevented their daughter from being a paraplegic if she didn't die first, so to spite us they went and took a tour with the carriage company across the road.

    tl;dr I think kids want to die.
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  3. VX Salesman Spherical SS

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    BY AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS
    You aren't Swedish? My apologies, I instinctively think "Swede" when faced with overwhelming cuntiness, but American works too. No offense.
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  4. Boudica Girlvinyl

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    How am I a cunt ?
  5. VX Salesman Spherical SS

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    Cunt? Sorry, I meant "classy lady who is above reproach." I get those confused all the time.
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  6. Boudica Girlvinyl

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    For the love of God someone troll this page with me already. Here's a gem
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/1000000-Strong-Against-Gay-Marriage/107523449280436
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  7. VX Salesman Spherical SS

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  8. Boudica Girlvinyl

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    The page got taken over by rabid faggots a few years ago. It's descended into Christian bashing and mental illness beyond anything ive ever seen
  9. FuanasEdan Girlvinyl

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    Damn if you do, damn if you don't .
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  10. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    I thought TV, iPads and the internet were?
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  11. HellaJeff Dramacrat

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    Nah, too much porn and violence. And you know how much mothers love to complain about those 2 things corrupting their children.
  12. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    Irresponsible parents = bad business. What is this, Bizarro world now?

    Yet they buy games like GTA and Mortal Kombat for them, games designed for a demographic that can tolerate gore and sex without questioning it much, unless they have Adam Lanza-like assburgers.
  13. HellaJeff Dramacrat

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    Because heaven forbid they either look at the age rating or you know explain to their kid what it means and how to separate video games from reality.
  14. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    Remember when families had ties and moral values? Yeah, me neither. Parenting nowadays is an off-shoot of materialism where the kids are pampered with expensive games and consoles while the parents just brag to the neighbors about how much they waste on their kids alone; they don't care if the "mature" games teaches the kids how to cutthroat others with a kitchen knife, but as soon as one of the brats does it the blame goes on the game developers.
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  15. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    We still get good business either way. There's 7 people working for my company and they bring in a total of about 6.5k per week. 2k goes on caring for the horses. We're going to miss that $50 so much. :(

    My oldies never, ever had to explain video games to me. I won't say I was ever a smart kid because I definitely wasn't, but I managed to figure out video games aren't portals to other worlds and that decapitating someone is not an acceptable thing to do.


    Another thing parents brag about is what their kids are up to. I'm currently the favourite child in my family because my parents can brag more about my achievements than my siblings.

    The worst insult for a parent is to have their parenting ability questioned. It's why they'll blame everyone else when shit goes wrong.
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  16. azby EDF Hero

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    And why everyone should blame them when things go wrong.
  17. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    Unless you live in feudal Middle East.

    This. Parents are always blaming the world for the mistakes both they and their kids have made. You know what annoys me? On the news whenever there's a death involving gang members or a crash due to drunk-driving or texting the parents will always say "s/he was such a good kid, s/he would never do such a thing". If that were the case those tragedies would've never happened.
  18. MedicalParrot Girlvinyl

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    I like how you say feudal as though they aren't still like that.

    Yeah, that shit happens a lot.
  19. azby EDF Hero

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    Don't be too hard on them. Shit has gone downhill every since it became illegal to beat your children. Or your wife, for that matter.
  20. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    You got me there. Since when was the Middle East NOT feudal? I actually think it has something to do with the hot temperatures rather than religion. If I were living under scorching temperatures I'd be pissed off 24/7.

    Speaking of beatings I would LOVE the notion of passing a law where teachers and/or their assistants are allowed to use physical apprehension on sassy-mouthed students that disrupt classes. Just have them twist their arms in a chicken wing lock and kick them out of the classrooms and resume as if nothing happened. Closest thing we'll have is probably Catholic school with the ruler-wielding nuns applying old-school discipline on the sinning kids.

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