Didn't that happen a little while ago? A gang of feminists went to the Middle East to fight the patriarchy and the UN ended up having to bail them out.
It was waaay back in 2013. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/topless-femen-protesters-tunisia-freed_n_3505780.html
The biggest thing that stands out to me about that is... what did they think being topless would accomplish anyway? I mean I'm all for feminist protests in Tunsinia but what does the public nudity prove? I mean... SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE?
Yes. If I had a dick that I wasn't ashamed of, instead of spending all day online, I would leave my place and get laid. My dick is so small that I can't even be some desperate faggot's submissive bitch without him snickering so uncontrollably that he can't stay hard.
You're 30 years old, just show us your embarrassing excuse of a cock and share the laughs with us. Be useful for once.