I Need Feminism

What the fuck is this? Who let this tumblr bullshit spread to other sites?

tumblr is the epitome of cancer and there's still no cure for it

Dammit not that again, bad enough DA forced that into my inbox.

Is that what @Trixie meant when she claimed to have cancer? Just that she'd gotten a tumblr account? Did we persecute the poor thing for no reason?

Someone made an awesome response to it:

http://tmblr.co/Z0Jkco1AGTneU

She should feel inadiquit because she can't fucking spell and does bother to look it up before posting her ugly ass face.

I need feminism because a guy called me names once
I need feminism because people look at me (
I need feminism because girls show their boobs on tv ((
I need feminism because someone made a shitty song about cheating but it kind of sounds like rape apologism so I'm gonna complain about it (((

How narcissistic do you have to be to think not being cat-called is a personal slight?

I saw that shit rise from the "8 hours" section to the "1 month" section. Even when people commented on how some parts don't make sense, she replied with "I know not every man is like that but a few are and that's why I need feminism." These idiots believe feminism is this omnipotent... thing that will solve all problems.

I need Nazism because a few Jews are assholes. Not all of them but some are. That's valid, right?

i need feminism cause some random chick is paying me $20 to write some bullshit on a dry erase board

I need feminism because how can I get laid if I'm not defending woymn's rights on the internet?

I need feminism because I'm so poor I have to eat from the trash, and people laugh at me.

Oh wait, I need this CIS-Gendered white male privilege I'm always hearing about. Fuck feminism. I can't even get a job waiting tables in this shit-berg because they're all taken by stupid cunts.

(and actually, I'm ok with the laughing. I think it's hilarious myself most days haha)

Eh, a lot of that's whining, though. If you're putting "The View is mean to me :c" before "I have to pay my rapist child support", you aren't selling your point.

lol

Oh yeah this. I wrote a pretty long response to break this one down before it had that stupid DA feature. She didn't throw a tantrum or anything when she responded but she certainly didn't accept any of the criticism either.

The biggest thing I pointed out was that this chick lives in the UK. A country that is ruled by a woman. People responded by bitching that the Queen has no real power but that's just a myth, she gets the last say on everything and can fire any member of the judicial system at will. SUCH PATRIARCHY.

"I need Feminism because i need my useless liberal arts and women studies degrees validated so I can go online and bitch endlessly to people about the patriarchy and calling anyone who don't believe in my emotional augments that aren't backed by facts a sexist pig or a gender traitor."