I hope you all fucking die

So I was drinking with my old 59 year old man telling me about how he has connections with the mob and he was telling me through 70's and whatever he's done everything from PCP, meth, speed, to LSD-25. He's really fucking in and out with reality in his age

It makes me sad cause he's a mad old hippie. Would someone please shoot me in the face? I don't have good enough connections to be an old burnout like that.

"I was smoking crack in the 70's before it was CRACK".



What better way to make a first post then with vast amounts of alcohol and spewing senseless shit about myself. :awesomesmall:

He told me he will NEVER do dope with me. I'm not talking pot. He would slap me!

Am I cool now guys? DIDN'T THINK SO, now jerk me off before I pass out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

So my father was telling me how times he would pass out wake up tripping so hard going WOW and my mom would have to dress him for work looking at his shoes. He beat the shit out of her for 20 years and he still cries he loves her.

TRY AGAIN FAGGOT

We here at EDF pride ourselves on not giving a shit.

Lol, yonkis.com...so many memories that I can't remember

Also, Op's dad:



(Amazing movie, btw...watch it, faggots)

Gay Dad Butt Fag.

I wish I could reach through the tubes and beat OP and his father into the same coma.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR DAD, FAGGOT.

go away.

I didn't read your original post because the thread title was RUDE AS HELL.

You constantly talk about your shitty life and you obviously have a massively inflated ego. Welcome to EDF, my child.

@MeinEye Nice to meet you, too.

Oh the irony.

Ever held a living creature under water and his struggles to live. Eyelids peel back and if your fast enough see the angel of death come and yank the light right through the pupils?

Were all off to some degree so who gives a shit. You're all beautiful.

Good thread title.

You managed to completely fuck up everything else.

Fuck you.

Your dad sneaks into your room and licks your while you're asleep.

Faggot.