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  1. Snake Fuqer Dramacrat

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    "In Sweden the Disney Christmas show is as big a Christmas tradition as the Christmas tree and presents. [IMG]"
  2. the bullshit guardian EDF Elite

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    humon stop making swedes look like faggots.
    actually
    stop making every country look like faggots. please.

    thank fuck she hasn't demolished wales yet or i'd be hunting her down.
  3. crodish Ediot

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    Is it that hard to draw arms, really? Even if the characters aren't doing anything? America just looks like an amputee.
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  4. dignitator EDF Hero

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    remove that avatar you piece of shit
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  5. Snake Fuqer Dramacrat

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    Watch out, someone showed Humon Supernatural!

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    "I promised to draw a Supernatural picture before I started on my own angels, so here you go. But don't expect any more from me.

    The scene in question [link]

    The comic is a joke on how most of the fans of the show are into "guy on guy" and just how non-fanservice this scene is.

    Also, on Castiel's reaction to humans getting frisky [link]"
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    Yeah, everyone in the Supernatural fandom writes Castiel as an absolute sex maniac.

    I love how she keeps talking about a fandom she's not even part of as if she knew everything about it and gets it completely wrong. Also - humon, this might be news to your shallow self, but some people are capable of shipping characters even if they don't look like supermodels.
  7. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    I haven't seen Supernatural past like the first two seasons. What.
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    "Drip drip drip"? What the fuck.
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  9. Snake Fuqer Dramacrat

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    LONG description...

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    "This is not meant to be educational. I've studied angels for years and took things from various theories and added some of my own and ended up with this for my story. If you want something closer or future away from traditional angels, make you own.

    Angels
    Their job is to act as guarding angels for humans, or simply deliver messages from heaven. Because they spend so much time on earth, they are by far the most human, and they don't have a strong need to return to God after their job is done. As a result they suffer from a lot of the same things as humans, such as confusion, doubt, sadness, temptation, and even lust. However, they try to stay chaste and are proud to be virgins.
    Everything is very personal and about their human to them, and they will sometimes do immoral things for the sake of the person they watch over.

    Archangels
    They are a lot like normal angels, only they rule over them and are a lot more full of themselves. Their true form can be quite scary, and they often have to tell humans "Fear not" when they first encounter them because even in their human-friendly form they still have an aura of something powerful and unsettling about them. They too deliver messages and protect humans, but only holy or otherwise important people.

    Rulers
    They protect the religion, and will not take kindly to blasphemy. They also carry out the Powers' orders.

    Powers
    They like to say no angel has ever fallen from their ranks, but non other than Lucifer himself ruled them once. They fight demons and keep them out of Heaven, but they also have power over them and often use demons to do the dirty work they don't want to be blamed for later. Not surprisingly they don't have the best reputation and the Dominions keep a close eye on them.

    Virtues
    They mainly help the Dominions and inform the angels what their jobs are.

    Dominions
    Rules over all angels under them. They are the highest ranking angels who contact humans fairly regularly, but they are never pleased to leave Heaven and will try to do their job as quick as possible. They don't care for individual humans' faiths, and only see the big picture of things.

    Cherubim and Wheels
    Have by far the strangest true forms and are closely connected to each other. They always move together as if they were one, and when a Cherub take on a human form, his Wheel appears as a disk on his chest. They have no patience for humans and rarely (if ever) leaves Heaven.

    Seraphim
    By far the least human. They are the closest to God and only cares for praising him. If they leave his side and take a human form, they will only be looking up towards Heaven, muttering God's name between sentences, and doesn't wear clothes. Not a problem though, because they are sexless."
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    Why do the rulers, powers, and virtues all look the same, 'angel-wise'? Seriously, humon? God you're such a lazy fucktard. I want to strangle you to death amd beat your dead body bloody with an aborted fetus. Motherfucking fatherfucker.

    EDIT: ooh hey look they're all blatant copy-pastes of the regular angel. asdfghjkl :rage:
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  11. Andromeda EDF Hero

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    "I've studied angels for years"
    Ten minutes on Wikipedia doesn't count, silly bitch.
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  13. fishnchips EDF Hero

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    Yeah that... looks like it was lifted right off Angel Sanctuary by Kaori Yuki.

    I don't get why she actually seems to think that ANYTHING including angels would be in any way original. It'S all been done before, some things seven times over and counting.
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  14. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    She read all this on wikipedia.
    I know because I read it too.
  15. crodish Ediot

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    Agreed. At this point imho, there's so much in terms of media and whatnot floating around out there anyway that there's barely anything you can really consider "original" anymore. It's only how innovative or creative you can get with showcasing the same basic stuff everyone already has.
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  16. jack EDF Elite

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    I'm posting these too show that humon can actually be a good artist she's just lazy.these are pics of the same character now they are not great but take a look at the realistic one,she does know how to draw realistically she just know that sex and bullshit sell.which is ironic because if she keeps going down this road she will never be able to sell a damn thing.
  17. repaint EDF Elite

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    Yeah, it's ok. I would be fine with that level of drawing if she had only been doing it for a while, but Humon's someone who's been drawing for years, been on an art site surrounded by lots of good content. The only thing is she's too lazy to learn and too lazy to look for anything good there.
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  18. Hadra Dramacrat

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    I wouldn't even care if her art was like that if she could actually write and draw something other than smug face.
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    Wait... Is that in the description of the deviation? What's the point? That's entirely conflicting to the very joke of the comic itself, its not like the Sweds would call the Disney if they still have a Christmas tradition which would mean the young populace would clearly believe in a fat fuck traveling the Earth in 12 whole hours to deliver shit.

    Humon, stop wearing that goddamn strap on.
  20. Melpomene Ediot

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    I don't understand where she got that "Disney tradition information" from, though? I tried to google, but there was no mention of Swedes being overly excited about Disney movies/shows/whatever. The NorwegianTV-channels has quite a few Disney movies around christmas as well, but you don't see anyone making a big fuss about it..
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