Humon's Bullshit

I like how all of them have exactly the same type of hair.

African girls don't always have ratty, frizzy, pubic hair on their head. I know a few who naturally have curly, wavy or straight hair. It's like saying all white people have bald heads.

She also forgot the fried chicken and the watermelons

And the watermelon.

At least she got the lips right on two of them.

This one is kind of old (30th January 2010), but what the fuck?!


"I'm very amused by how scared people are of body hair. Come on people, it's just hair. As in the stuff that grows on your head. How old are you? You act like I drew them vomiting down each other's throats or something."

I don't know about people on dA but I'm fucking terrified of body hair that looks like shiny shit smeared all over someone.

It's all shiny, too...

I think it's ... something between creepy and amusing how much humon exploits the current SJ-hysteria and hipsterism and people buy it like it wasn't completely obvious.

Characters with non-normative sexual orientations, genders and fetishes? - Check
Fat-positive? - Check
Vilifying everyone even remotely cis-white-straight-male and glorifying everyone who's not? - Check
"HOMG black people are so beautiful/much more beautiful than them white people!" - Check
Mis-interpreting everything the feminist movement should stand for? - Check
"Them womyns are so superioar!" - Check
"Look at me, I have a special kink and everyone should know, don't you dare say anything against it!" - Check
"I'm such a super special snowflake" - Check
Interpreting thousands of years old myths and societies based on today's views on gender, sexuality etc. - Check

And then to top it all off: "I liked black people hair/non-normative sexualities and behaviours etc.etc. before SJ was cool."

And people lap that shit up like it's honey. Even though most of the time it's badly researched, racist and offensive to people who actually are part of the groups she tries to portray.

sj = social justice?

why the fuck are all social justice freaks, like, obsessed with their shit? AND THEN they dare to say

hey.
you're not allowed to feel offended.
and if you feel guilty, that's wrong. NO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IF YOU TRY AND SAY ANYTHING TO TRY AND HELP US WE WILL GUILT TRIP YOU FOR YOUR 'PRIVILEGE' YOU EVIL SHIT. YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND NO MATTER WHAT.
you.
you.
WHITE, STRAIGHT MALE!
we are tumblr and social justice bloggers, we hate bullying, so that's why we'll bully you into believing just how we do~!

i'm highly surprised the whole tumblr social justice community doesn't just accept her as if everything she does and says is sanctioned by jesus christ himself.
or more,
allah himself, since they're so adamant on mentioning how wonderful and sweet all the muslims [in the usa] are, and how the outfits that islamic women wear didn't start off as oppression. [again, sensitive sj assfucks are just like humon: all religions must be stacked up to the american counterpart and where today's world is. over in the middle east, of COURSE these ladies want to wear them! it's TOTALLY not oppressing them at all and it was never used for that PRECISE reason! never mind how woman-hating the koran actually reads we know best because some social justice blogger and AMERICAN islamic women TOLD me! wahahahahaha:'))))]

sorry, i read some extremist social justice against racism shit last night, so it's still fresh on my mind how batshit these people are. this blog was all about racism and how people feel, uppercasing things like Black, White, etc and saying how a white person isn't allowed to talk about anything in those convos and if they do they need to apologise for trying to compare their OH SO PRIVILEGED life to their scummy shit of a life. also, i think i read the words 'the racist' and the phrase 'the racist doesn't know' enough to make any white person kick a wall through. interestingly enough, half the time when i hear this shit, NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, people have directed their social justice bullshit on me, and i calmly inform them:

this group of black people were talking about being dirt ass poor JUST because they're black.
considering i lived on the streets for HALF A YEAR, and i'm paler than most likely 95% of the people on this planet,
please take your 'you have white privilege' bullshit elsewhere, because if i had 'dat white privilege', i wouldn't have been living in a car under a bridge, ever. because my white brethren and govo and privilege would have magically popped up to grant me thousands of dollars for being white. sorry, but your guilt trip ain't working on me.

oh yeah and the blog was owned by some little white, guilty little female with no friends and a lot of hatred to herself and others.

and oh christ the shit i've gotten on tumblr for mentioning [it was important details] that i'm a small on top and an xs on bottom. the person told me it must be hard for me to find clothing. some kid came up and was all 'OH. HARD FOR HER YOU SAY. WELL LET ME TELL YOU HOW HARD IT IS FOR SOMEONE WHO IS LIKE FOUR OF HER TO FIND CLOTHES' and i was like 'shut the fuck up'

She just drew a picture of the only 4 black people in Denmark is all.

WTF is with that other one... does she think Canadians are all extremely hairy? This is not a stereotype I'm aware of.

All the way from 2003. Is this a fossilized specimen of humon's first artistic fumble into man rape?

I'm seeing a bit of JTHM in the character on the right.

Knowing humon she probably fantasized about Johnny taking it up the ass from...whatever that is.

Taking it up the arse? NAY! He must take it up the !

In other news:

Trying to cover up her obvious bullshit with more obvious bullshit.
'Heh, I just read random books about gay/lesbian/assraping/femdom/social justice folktales. Nothing to do with my personal fapping material.'

I READ THE COMMENTS ON FEMALE-FRIENDLY PORN VIDEOS.

reading comprehension plz

It's a thing I noticed too, Square.
Seriously, guys, do you even read what the fuck are you replying to?

Well... He named himself medical parrot maybe just living up tot he name.

I was surprised she used Canadians instead of the French for that picture...

I'll at least give her credit for giving them different looking noses. She still needs a lot of work on facial structure though. All humans don't have the exact same ovalish head shape.

The upper left and bottom right have the same nose though. And no bridge whatsoever. Just...awful. Her art is painfully bad.