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  1. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    Well, if it's anything like her take on black people...

    Though it seems like Denmark is more progressive about teh gays and gay marriage is now legal there. Which just makes humon come off as incredibly sheltered.
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    If anyone can start off a race war, its our Humon.

    my guess is that she is very sheltered and probably has a very "hollywood" view of gays and blacks.
    probably has watched True Blood.
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    Holy Christ.
  5. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    Well come on despite the black population of Denmark probably being under 1% humon really understands them. I mean look at her charming murderer character Niels

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    You see he, a blond-haired, blue-eyed man from Denmark, helps the black community [by fucking it] of... insert US city humon's probably never been to here. Helps them by... offering them jobs as criminals. Not only that but he's invited himself into the relationship and family of a black married couple and seems to be the leader of a black gang. Obviously he helps these people, and they wouldn't be where they are now without him, they need him, sort of like that time Denmark and other European nations established all those colonies in Africa amirite?

    I mean it's not like she could have written about a black mafia leader with a black family and a black gang, that would be silly!
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    Wait wait wait

    These comics have plots?
    I thought they were just shitty fag comics some repressed Euroteen drew.
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  7. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    They have plots outside of the "comics" themselves, so she gives long rambling backstories to random floating pictures and never expresses the fucking plot within the course of those pictures. So as a storyteller she's even worse than Dobson.

    Even better I found where she described how Niels met his two fuck buddies here

    So basically he saved two black people from a life of petty crime, debt, and out of wedlock pregnancy and they reward him with sex. Oh humon.
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    Grim as fuck.

    Also why.
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    I'll giver her credit for drawing herself as fat chick, rather than how Dobson LOVES drawing himself skinny with a full head of hair.

    But FUCK those outdated bangs. Gross.
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    Man the harpoons.
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    Is it normal that I had a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach while reading this? And wait- this comic is suppose to be based in the US? I thought it was based in Africa! Though I normally don't bother reading all her yammerings. Though I'm starting to find that I hate her more than I had Dobson.

    I think it's because of her art style and comic style though more than anything, it just pisses me off, but there is also this kind of arrogance to it deeper than Dobson's.. I don't know maybe it's just me. That doesn't mean Dobson doessn't still suck major ass though. :ranbowdash:
  13. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    That's completely normal. Even before I knew how deep the rabbit hole goes with this crazy bitch every time I'd see her art on Tartland it'd just give me this vague uncomfortable feeling. Everything she draws, no matter what it is, just has this thin film of filth on it. It's the combination of nonchalantly peddling your pretentious porn on the internet and the personality type of a fat, insecure woman who has to feel special at every turn lecturing people on how Wicca is totally an ancient and real religion.

    No because a white man being a minority crime lord in an African city might actually be interesting. And who wants that? That doesn't sound sexy at all! You might even have to write a plot. Seriously she has all these fucking characters and all she wants to do is draw porn of them. Why even bother coming up with backstories?

    And sometimes she'll come up with a concept that sounds legitimately interesting:

    But then you look at the accompanying art and it's just another excuse for her to draw a naked, emasculated man being tortured for her to fap to.

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  14. GobbleDGook EDF Elite

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    I'd like some real black people's thoughts on this bitch. Are any EDF users black?

    She claims she gets ALWAYS get hit on by black dudes. I don't know how many black people there are in Denmark, but I'm guessing maybe 8?
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    Unless they are homosexual, because I'm having a hard time to believe that she is actually a girl, and that hair of hers is not a wig.
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  16. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    Lol she claims to get hit on by everyone. When we were talking about her possible view of Middle Easterners earlier I plugged "muslim" into her gallery search and saw this:

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    HUMON GETS HIT ON BY EVERYONE! EVEN 3 MUSLIM GIRLS FROM STRICT TRADITIONAL FAMILIES! LOLOLOL

    So she's either exaggerating heavily or is completely delusional and thinks everyone around her is in love with her.

    That would explain her glorification of gay and bi men while simultaneously depicting her only two lesbian characters as the worst most manly stereotypes ever.

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    Because lesbians are always butch

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    Right humon?

    And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks

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    Sure this comic came first, but the lack of self-awareness is astounding.
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    I was going to do a huge "this is what's wrong with you post" that I have done with Dobson but frankly, I can't do it.

    I find her work very disturbing, on a level which I have not seen untill now. This may be strenching it a lot since you can point to me things that are way worse than humon that I have seen too, but she may be the only artist that makes me want to puke when I read or see her stuff.

    Let this be a lesson to this disgusting, misogynistic, misandrist, polysexual propagadist, disturbing, fetishizing, degrading She Wolf of the SS. Her work sucks, and I will do what I did with preston after I manage to get my shit together.
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    Kawaii chibi cock.
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  19. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    You know to some extent there is this misandrist bullshit going on all over the world like men getting arrested for being naked in their own homes or kissing their own kids, but she's the last person who should have an opinion on this sort of shit.
  20. TheGreekDollmaker EDF Hero

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    Is this supposed to be a strawman comic?

    Either way it sucks.

    Edit: Ask this question everytime a Humon Piece comes up.

    "What is this accomplishing?"

    Protip Humon: People do no like to be exposed to pornography unwillingly. Thats why there are laws that prohibit Third Parties from doing that. The Third Party if the naked man here, and he is exposing sexual content (his junk) in the public, were unwilling exposure will happen. This guy is breaking the law.

    Or atleast he would have if he wasn't inside the fucking Matrix (learn2background)
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