One of my elderly relatives is getting several calls a day from Nigerians who pretend that she has won a prize and she must send them money in order to collect. So far, I've gotten the suggestion to get an airhorn and blow it when they call. I've also tried swearing at them. We have caller ID, so if they call from a known scam artist number, I can just tell them to eat shit and die. Now they are calling from burner phones which appear as 'unknown caller.' My relative refuses to change her phone number, but the calls really upset her a lot. What do?
step 1) speaker phone step 2) point mouthpiece directly at speaker it won't stop the calls but you'll give them a splitting headache. bonus points if you can keep them on the phone, randomly assaulting them with feedback between sentences. this is good for any telemarketing.
The main problem is a douche calling from Kingston, Jamaica. He has a Jamaican-type lilt to his voice, but he sounds exactly like a fugitive Nigerian lottery scammer named Odowa Roland Okumose, who was recently featured on the TV show 'American Greed.' In fact, when I asked him point blank if he was Roland Okumose, he said yes! On American Greed, Okumose was taped talking to a woman who worked for the show, and he kept calling her 'sweetie.' The guy who admitted to being Okumose and called my relative addressed me as 'sweetheart.' This made me want to nail him to a tree and use him for target practice. Am I a vicious woman?
Point the phone at your dick and start fapping and moaning. I love it when scammers/advertisers phone me and it's an actual person rather than a recorded message.
Used to be that you could kill one of them and nail them to your front door as warning to the rest but you can't do that neither. Thank you very much, Geneva Convention.
Phone scammers didn't exist before the Geneva Convention, 'tard. Blame the ages-old fad that is the code of law instead.
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