In short, I got really fat when my intrinsic field was removed and I blew up Tokyo when I farted for the first time.
yes now hide your wallet from yourself before you steal it and use it to buy a 40 oz from the liquor store
But I don't have any money to steal! Probably because that asshole Baya keeps stealing my money and buying cheap booze with it. Fucker.
If by that you mean mommy didn't drink and smoke nearly enough to kill you, just enough to make you retarded.
He's comparing himself to Dr. Manhattan. i'm to bust to come up with a better insult, bring his ego down plox it hurts to much to laugh
Nope, he's a huge floppy blue dildo that parents accidentally (on purpose) expose their children to. Edit: he is also completely computer generated.