Welcome to all the abuse you can stand. Don't worry about me though. I'm not as brutal as some of these bastards.
Thank you for addressing me by my preferred moniker. Now kindly assume the position. I won't lie - this is going to hurt. A lot.
Hey hey to the rest of you, sorry i wasnt about-i was acually at work unlike you lazy fucks staying at home in ya mommas basement stirring the online drama pot
dont come too quick now, pace yourself! this is all you getting because even tho i am the cheapest whore going you still cant afford me biatch.