hello

after considering how much i lurk this site i thought,
"why not?"

also shoutout to @Chorvaqueen for linking me the Sick Fetish Thread, and thus introducing me to EDF. Thank you. I would have never known the love of eye cancer without you.

Good for you?

Props for being one of the few dA fags to make an intro thread.

Hello new user, may I have a moment of your time?

This poor innocent cemetary explorer is being unfairly imprisoned, please help free him by signing this petition (it only takes a second!)

http://petitions.moveon.org/s/GjpoXz

God Bless.

at least you weren't here for the TP thread

Thanks for bringing us such lovely faggot, no sarcasm

OP is Canadian.

Ah that explains so much.

Hopefully you can fill the void that @SomeIdiot left

Please represent Canadia as dignified and honorable as he once did

Welcome friend remember this is a space with no restrictions where you can express freely, remember that is a right but is also a duty to behave properly with your fellow members. I know you're not going to cause trouble but if you have any doubt or need help here is the info of the staff.Welcome to our forums!

1) Because you are clearly incapable of generating anything worth reading
2) Because we hate you
3) Because this is not a safe place for faggots, regardless of what you may read to the contrary
4) Because your username sounds like something Tolstoy screamed out when he was high on bath salts and gave his scrotal vise one turn too many
5) Because fuck you
6) See 5^

yeah, no one gives a shit, you maternal rimjobbing pus-stain.