Hello, you geese.

Thanks for allowing me into what is basically the internet's #1 hive of wit and whimsy. Much obliged.

!شكراً كُنْتس

Was that merci kilik zawk
which is
you're very considerate (or thoughtful)
because if so
imma eat them sweet cakes babe

아랍인과 유대인, 서로를 죽일 이동.

Foreign languages aren't edgy and flattery will get you nowhere here, but being a faggot magnet will.

당신의 어머니는 햄스터, 그리고 당신의 아버지는 엘더베리 냄새.

I can name 5 things wrong with that pic.

I like how the less-fat girl in the back is even disgusted.