Hello, fellow faggots, niggers, faggot niggers, and kike nigger faggots.

My name is Jerry San- errr I mean Cock Collector. I enjoy collecting cocks of all shapes and sizes, but I prefer the bbc.

I have been coming to ED since I was in high school back around 2007, but I never participated in the community. I masturbate to rotting corpses and rape just like the rest of you. I'm sure we will get along nicely.

Basically,

Rape can be funny (i.e. clown rape)
I hate republicans butI hate democrats even more
I enjoy cooking as a hobby
I usually play a lot of video games, but not now as I'm taking classes in order to be a profession debt slave.
I fucking hate bronies
I enjoy reading
I have a moderate addiction to alcohol
I like collecting cocks

I smell a sock account.

Oh, is that ED's version of "JIDF PLS"?

what are your opinions on rap?

Am I doing it right, OP?

Second one may be a BBH.

I pretty much hate rap. I use to like Dr Dre, Eminem, Jay-Z, Cypress Hill, Esham, and a few others but modern rap now sounds like ultra generic nigger ramblings to me. I can't fucking stand most of it that is shat out these days.

Dat ass

good
because everyone knows that...

srsly?

You think that nigger listens to rap just because he set a car on fire and raped a KFC employee? What are you, some kind of racist?

Misread your name as crack collector.

You should have gone with that. It would have made you funnier, in a tryhard, sad, pathetic little way.

Oh look, the internet professional has shown up to grace me with her autism. What species of whale are you?

Nice staged photo. A shame that niggers commit such a large amount of crime while being a minority of the population.

Go suck a @dick, @Cock

These new usernames just get worse and worse. It's all "Look at me! I'm a wondrous purveyor of faggotry!" in an exceptionally tryhard sort of way. Odds 2:1 that the text below will be the name of the next noob.