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Discussion in 'DeviantART' started by boltman, 10 Mar 2015.

  1. boltman EDF Elite

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    hi. my friend @uberfukken told me there are lots of girls here. so if u are a girl pls pronounce urself to me.


    thanks,
    boltman
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  2. uberfukken 444-1

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    nobody is going to notice this thread you have to announce yourself to Tom Preston for their attention
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  3. boltman EDF Elite

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    man i know what i am doing the trap is set i just have to wait for them to comment shhhhh
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  4. Semjaaza EDF Elite

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    H-have you noticed m-m-me, Boltmam senpai?
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    Hey guys what's going on in this th--

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  7. Mayo Newfriend

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    Tom Preston? You got my attention
  8. slimelurker EDF Elite

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    Don't be silly, of course there aren't any girls here.
    Girls are merely a figment of our collective imaginative, and the best we can hope to do is jerk each other off exceptionally well while bickering about a fat blue bear.
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  9. WeirdWeirdo EDF Elite

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    The only girl here is Squirrel Girl and she can't suck dick because of her horrible buckteeth.
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    no girls, just trannies like wu
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  13. Satamprazeiros EDF Elite

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    @op there are plenty of girls here, just no 9 year olds for you :(
    (or @Lyle )
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  15. minty leader of the rabbit uprising

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    get me drunk first
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  17. boltman EDF Elite

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    bismillah

    I am looking for a nice beautiful wife for marriage. I am a virgin and will accept anything. I want a very kind girl that likes to talk about crazy stuff no matter what. If you are not muslim I will convert you. muslim girls are preferred though but sometimes they can be intimidating because they have high expectations. Any ethnicity would be fine.

    For the first few years we will live with my parents. Sex will not be an issue as my parents leave the house quite a bit. I am willing to pay as a dowry my xbox 360 with a bunch of games (even halo 4 and call of duty). I'd like to think that the dowry is just a formality because I won't get divorced from a kind lady. Two years from now I will be a big doctor and expect to make 250k-400k dollars. It doesn't matter who you are or if you think that you are shy. I am just looking for a friend and I think I can find it here :). Better yet the friend comes with benefits :). If you want to stay at home that is fine. If you want to work that is okay too. Just know that when I come home I will play video games and talk to you a lot. If you can't accept me then that is ok.

    I am a young man and have lots of potential. Please contact me via private message if you are interested. I am starting preliminary interviews soon and a skype chat is required. Also if any girls want to talk that is okay too then we can see how it turns out.
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  18. boltman EDF Elite

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    fuck u tom preston
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  19. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    I'm not a girl, I just never developed the deep baritone of my forefathers
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    Hitler was a girl. Do you want to be like Hitler?
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