Fucking titles, how do they work?

So after spending about three hours thinking what makes a good introduction I realized that I suck at introducing myself and I hate you for making me do this.

So artfag wannabe here, been lurking for a few months now, and I have it on good authority that the porn here is top notch. Also you faggots wouldn't let me see your profiles without making an account

Going to bed now it's 4 fucking AM and there's nothing to do.

Anyways I made this now so I wouldn't forget about it later and get buttraepd for not making one before shitposting.

Ah you'll want to go to this thread.
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/lol-tompreston-did-it-again.569/page-1879
It has all the very latest news on everybody's favorite repeat offender.

To become a full member you need to be baptized in the collective cum and queef liquid of every other member. The ratio between cum and queef water is pretty big though, only trace amounts of queef water.

@Arcticphoenix95 Yeah, I've seen his shenanigans and visiting that thread was torture/a lollercoaster for all the bullshit he pulls.

@likeicare We both know you don't really want that.

@cock But will there be a barbecue after? I won't do it if there's no barbecue.

Hi welcome to EDF, I'm Khanzer the mascot, have a nice day and have fun.

And never come out.

Inb4 op goes to the Preston thread and never ever comes out.

Already on page 90.

The meltdown threads (like silverhaze06 and onideus) make for much better reading, IMO. But I guess since you're a self-confessed artfag, the preston thread might relate more since he thinks he's one too.

To be fair, I'm an artfag wannabe, soooo I guess that makes me lesser than preston? fml

Anyways, do you have a link to those threads, I'm getting bored with the TP one so I might as well check those out.

Mind you, mostly of the people on that thread draw worse than Dobson, it's have evolve in a thread full of incompetent DAtards that want to feel better with themselves by nickpicking the tweets of an fatass that almost don't draw anymore and don't generate anything drama worthy.

Isn't that true of ED and, indeed, the internet in general?