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Fuckin dishwashers..

Discussion in 'Shitpost Metropolis' started by J15M, 23 Sep 2014.

  1. J15M EDF Hero

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    So I was laying on the couch reading and heard this ruckus out front, apparently my neighbor, a Peruvian or Ecuadorian or some form of non-Mexican peasant was having girl beef. I heard shit being smashed and drunken threats, then a women screaming in despair...."Bitch I'm trying to read...STFU" Then a car with fart can exhaust circa 1998 starts pumping bass and I peer out the window to see an altercation between two opposing restaurant employees in my driveway. Even the true Mexicano dishwashers from the joint across the street have exited the kitchen door to watch the brawl. I knew being a beach community full of rich crackers that it was going to be funny, I grabbed a beer and headed out to my porch. Seconds later 3 cruisers pull up, I shut my front light and watch the hilarity through window blinds.
    Man it must suck to be a cop, hearing the depositions in the most horribly broken english made me want to cry.....fuckin dishwashers
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  2. Hater EDF Hero

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    Hows that cuban pussy though?
  3. J15M EDF Hero

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    I live on the GoMex, nothing but the smell of mothballs and bengay in here.
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  4. Hater EDF Hero

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    I'm sorry about your old french canadian neighbours but Florida is kinda were they go to die.
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    Fuckin dishwashers man... I didn't read the thread, but mine smells like absolut ass right now
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