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Fuck you I'm a dragon! The otherkin thread

Discussion dans 'Tumblrfuck' créé par Ricki, 25 Août 2014.

  1. WeirdWeirdo EDF Elite

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    She actually claims to have lived in the woods several times already.
    http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/97167481136/im-back-for-3-days-and-my-mom-is-already-pissing
    This whole post is hilarious because she freaks out over her mom having steak, breaks her cell phone, calls her a murderer and a whore and then:

    http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/99580205961/im-baaaaack
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    Squirrely girl is squirrley.
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    http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/94773093036/do-you-have-respect-for-your-dog
    What the fuck is this bitch on?
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    ^^OK HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!! Don't tell me this bitch is going to be one of those fuck nuts that feeds their dog vegan food, because "it's right"! I used to work at a vet clinic and once in a blue moon we would get some dumb shit that fed their dog or cat a vegan or vegetarian diet. THAT KILLS DOGS AND CAT!! They can't seem to get it through their thick heads that dogs and cats need meat to live. That is what they eat, they are meat eaters. If she starts to feed the dog a vegan diet it will kill it.

    Second all pets love love in their own way. Dogs especially are very social animals. They need that social interaction, that pack bonding. It makes them happy, that keeps them healthy. The poor dog has no idea why she want's nothing to do with him. All he knows is that she doesn't see him as part of the pack. That breaks my heart thinking that this poor dog is trying his hardest to make her happy by being with her and getting pushed away. He doesn't know why, he can't understand.

    Fuck you squirrely bitch! I don't care what kind of pet it is, dog, cat, bird, bunny, snake, fucking spider. You love that pet if you're going to keep it. So the fuck what if that dog isn't vegan. If you won't love the dog then give it to a home that will. BITCH!
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    You have to assume that she is bullshitting about living in the actual forest. Truth was she stayed over at a friend's house, who was also a batshit insane furry. There they ate tofu, talked about how evil men are and experimented with lesbian sex. She has 0 survival training and does not know a poisonous mushroom from a poisonous acorn and would of ended up throwing up her liver and shitting blood after just the first day.
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  6. WeirdWeirdo EDF Elite

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    She did post about vegan diets for pets a while ago. Lemme look it up...
    http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/102722344086/cc-has-been-keeping-me-busy
    The flyer in question:
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    http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/102828831141/hi-guys-heres-that-flier-i-was-talking-about

    I think she's working at a pet store so she meets a lot of pet owners. If she actually manages to convince naive new pet owners of this bullshit then she needs to get her ass fired ASAP before she causes any more people to kill their pets.
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    This makes me so fucking mad. She is killing animals. She need to get away from them right now!!

    We switched our cat to to a cat food that has no corn or wheat filler and has meat as the first ingredient on recommendation from our vet. He is 11 years old and is now far more active and slimming down (he was a bit over weight.) The most evil thing he has done is get stuck in the cabinets. He is happy and healthy.
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  8. Dick Hardy Dramacrat

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    Not to mention squirrels are also known to eat meat, like insects, eggs, small birds and rodents to make up for their protein needs. Has anyone mentioned this to her already?
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    That flyer's biggest argument being "animals that don't eat meat are NOT EVIL!!!" I laughed but then I felt just a little bit empty on the inside because people do believe this.

    Also I sort of expected "wild cats eat grass and catnip naturally! Clearly they're vegans!" Otherwise, can't see how the fuck that makes any sense. "They eat vegetables when they can't find meat [debatable], it's clear they were MEANT to eat vegetables!" That's the same logic as "humans with pica eat batteries and hair, we were meant to live on batteries and hair!"

    Also,

    She said she wants to feed her babies almond milk to raise them as squirrels. She's utterly retarded (or hopefully a troll), because I'm sure everyone that passed 8th grade knows all mammals breastfeed.
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  10. WeirdWeirdo EDF Elite

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    Oh yeah, every time she talks about her future kids I die a little inside. Somebody pointed out to her that all mammals have nipples for a reason and she said that reason was to provide milk ONLY in emergencies.
    She also says people in poor countries shouldn't have children if they can't afford to raise them as vegans and that it's their own fault for living there. And she hates blacks and Mexicans because they trigger her PTSD but she's not a racist. She's so not racist that when someone asked her what kind of otherkin/transethnicity they might be she replied "Well, your grammar is poor so you're probably transblack/niggerkin" or something like that.
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    What kind of emergency calls for breastfeeding?
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    I really, really hate vegans who go all "LOVE ALL ANIMALS, HONEY IS EVIL THINK OF THE BEES" and then go an chug away almond milk and stuff their face with industrially produced vegetables and fruits like there's no tomorrow. Have they any idea how many fucking bees die for almonds?

    (I'm also still not convinced that this isn't a troll blog. Apparently, the profile picture is this person http://xxl0velyxxx.tumblr.com/ so it might just as well be that it's her troll account.)
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  14. Ricki EDF Hero

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    [IMG]

    It's spreading to DeviantArt..............
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    Spreading to? I thought this shit existed on DA first
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    not sure about other sjw things, but people thinking they were animals or taking RPing too literally I saw first as a DA thing.
    that and all the warriors forums
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    lol squirrely.PNG
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  20. Skaves EDF Elite

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    Otherkin are as old as the internet. Older the DA.

    The first time I ran in to an Otherkin was way back in 2003. He was a room mate that lived with us for about 6 months. When he first moved in with us he acted normal a bit nerdy but then again we were all nerds. He thought he was a dragon and would say shit like he had poor vision when the sun was setting because of that move Reign of fire. He was never in to going online so I have no idea where he got this idea.

    We got him to join our table top RPG group because we thought it would be fun. Wrong! I remember we would always laugh at the warning at in the front of the books that would say that this shit isn't real your not a mythical creature. He was the kind of guy they were talking about.Normally we would game once a week, this guy wanted to game every day, even try to get us to stay home from work to game. Like 24/7 he wanted to stay in character. All he wanted to do was have his character have sex with everyone and he wanted details. It only took a couple of sessions for us to stop gaming with him.

    Speaking of sex. Did you know that dragons can have sex where ever when ever. One night we went out and dragon boy stayed home. He came home early to him having sex with his girlfriend on the couch. He said having sex where ever is what dragons do and continued to try to have sex with us there and with his girlfriend clearly not wanting to.

    He would always go on and on about a horde that he had. What we didn't know was that the guy was a thief. He would shoplift a lot of shit. Hell, he was on probation because when he was a security guard for a mall he stole a bunch of PS2s. We knew he was on probation but he lied and said it was for a DUI. At one point his car got repossessed and he chased the guy that came to get it with a katana. He later went and stole the car back because he kept a copy of the key. He said it was his right as a dragon to take what he wanted. A few days after this he ran away.

    We thought he ran away to hide from the cops. Then we started to hear from friends that he was pissed at us. Why was he pissed? Because we didn't believe that he was a dragon and didn't want to RP with him any more. Last I heard he was hiding out in an old trailer because he skipped going to his parole officer and was being looked for.

    And that's why I'll never have room mates ever again.
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