This is one of the things I hate the most about Tumblr. Is this what happens when someone plays too much Changeling: the Dreaming? Also I was reading the FAQ of the squirrel girl and: i am attracted to squirrels, but not sexually. i would go on a date with a squirrel and maybe cuddle, but nothing else. What in the everloving fuck?!
she is just hiding the fact that she wants to cram a squirrel into her cunt. the key is in the qualification, no one would imagine she means sexually, until she brings it up. Its like some one who says "I love babies, not sexually though." The brain does not see negatives so he is actually expressing "I love babies, sexually though."
Update on squirrelgirl. She's active on her tumblr again http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/ BONUS: she's a crazy vegan too! I hope to god this girl is real and not a troll. This is too beautiful.
It would be the epitome of lulz, but someone this selfish and batshit crazy nutty in the head can't possibly be real. Can they?
Chris-chan is real, as is sephirothprincess, I don't see why she can't be. Either way, I have my eye on her.
Good point. Anyway since she's back online I suggest we restart the "Spam Squirrel Cuisine on her Tumblr" plan. I even found a lovely recipe for Squirrel Kebabs!
She is 5 star batshit cray! Not only does she move into another family's home and immediately tries to impose on them to adapt to her, but has the audacity to harass someone for excersizing his right to personal choice. I mean, holy shit, she legitimately thinks that the world evolves around her and he's CIS scum for being male. She should be thanking them for even letting in a furfag to live with them and not be a homeless cunt sucking nigger dick for $20, but gets raped by niggers instead. Eventually she'd starve to death because vegan prepared meals are 10x more expensive than your daily hobo cuisine. It is clear that the family is all Beta, which makes me give 0 fucks about their sealed fate. They'll all be weresquirrels by the end of the month.
Labels are for the oppressed not the oppressor, shitlord. I am firearm-kin. I am triggered by triggers.
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/101179472806/what-if-one-of-your-kids-had-a-nut-allergy lolwhat Hey I should try that out at work sometime. "Yes, I know that there is a peanut dust allergy in the cabin but we are going to serve peanuts anyway on this flight because... natural selection." I wonder what she would do in that scenario...if she boarded a flight with someone who had a peanut dust allergy. Edit: I really really think this chick is a troll.
Aren't we all hopeful? But like somebody said, people who seemed too fucking surreal to be true have proven they're true. Wouldn't be amazed if she is as well. Yeah, she seems like every fucking tumblr queen stereotype shoved into one and as such too good to be true, but you never know if she's just a special kind of nutjob. I mean stuff like throwing a tantrum because your mother ate a steak or planning to throw out the whey and meat of somebody you should respect is fucking autistic if real and feels like a troll when you read it, but truth is, severe autism is real and severe autists do retarded shit and have no idea of boundaries or common sense, soooo... yeah, she could be real, she could be a troll, we'll never know. Edit: Yeah I still don't know if autist or troll. Squirrels breastfeed so... I think an autist would be autistic enough to realize that? Otherwise, no clues. Other than her tumblr profile picture having a guy in the mirror (I thought of reverse image searching it to find the source/some Facebook or whatever but no luck, noticed the guy in the larger resolution though - didn't she live only with her mom according to her squirrelself?)
Braised Squirrel Steak made using the same method for Braised Rabbit but with a more nutty and gamey flavor! Look at that squirrel meat glisten.
Tell her if he really identifies as a squirrel, she should stop posting on internet and go live in a forest. Because, that is what squirrels do?
Good. None of the dormant "squirrel" genes will be transmitted to future generations. I hope she is a troll. If she isn't...I think I'd start feeling really sick.
But squirrels are omnivores. They eat snails and bird eggs+ young birds and all kinds of insects and grubs. Why on earth would she be vegan?
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