Dear people who identify as dogs/cats/wolves/dragons/cars/whatever... If you really identify as a dog/cat/wolf/dragon/car/whatever, why do you post about it online? In fact, why do you still use computer, or live in a house and speak human languages? Why do you still do human things? Because nobody has ever seen a dog/cat/wolf/dragon/car/whatever do that. Sincerely, me.
So not only does tumblr have otherkin, but I can't believe I never knew about "headmates" or "fictives". What the fuck tumblr?!
she is going to have the most fucked up kids.... She does know that squirrels do nurse, right? Wait...she is an otherkin. How could she ever know those elementary facts about her "people"?
You could make a post on tumblr that announces that before you were friends with the otherkin but after watching the documentary that Hannibal produced you now realize how evil furries really are.
I usually play a Bugbear in D&D, I guess that means I should buy a Chewbaca outfit and start raiding small villages in the European countryside.
She got kicked out lol And I think @Lyle has sock accounts on the comment section. EDIT: Never mind, it's probably his girlfriend sister.
Yeah, I don't use Tumblr anymore ever since Diefires kicked me off, lol. but omg, "Identify as a squirrel, paw/pawself/paws"? and holy shit those usernames of those two enablers, even the brony ripped her a new one.
Bronies are elitist furries who think that their lust for cartoon equestrians should be a separate label regardless of the similarities to their less-"exotic" counterparts. It's why they refer to their "kin" as "somepony/everypony/x-pony" etc.
A valid argument. In that case fuck what I said. I deserve a good cock throttling for my lapse in judgement.
Her last post before that may or may not give a clue as to why : "I’ve been gone for weeks now because I wanted to find myself in the forest. When I came back, I felt rejuvinated and more in touch with my inner squirrel than ever. So today, I went downstairs, and I was delighted to find my mother cooking up some tofu bacon and vegetables. I thought she finally was beginning to understand why vegan is the only way to be. And then I found it. I was looking through her purse to make sure that she had remained faithful to veganism while I was away, and guess what i fucking found. a receipt from woodranch grill. she went out to dinner with my dad and you know what they had? steak. fucking steak. I was beside myself. THE NERVE OF THAT FUCKING WOMAN. I threw her purse on the ground (pretty sure I broke her cell phone, lol, serves her right) and then I went to confront her about it. and she had the gall to tell me that it waS NO BIG DEAL. NO BIG DEAL? MURDER IS NO BIG DEAL? OK MOM IM JUST GONNA FUCKING GO OUT AND MURDER SOME PEOPLE AND ILL LEAVE THE BLOODY KNIFE LYING AROUND IN MY ROOM FOR YOU TO FIND IT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I can’t fucking wait to move out and never talk to her again. She’ll have a good time trying to get in contact with her grandchildren but I don’t even care because she has made my life hell for far too long. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of it. I’m moving out soon. Even though I dont have any money or a job, I’ll find a way. I can’t deal with this lying bitch anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And lol the comments section for her "i got kicked out" is full of people saying they're glad because she was such a cunt to her mom.
That squirrel wannabe is a perfect example of the idiocy of today. When there are no real big problems in your life you make up petty bullshit to be angry at. Its moments like these I really hope for WWIII.
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