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Fuck you I'm a dragon! The otherkin thread

Discussion in 'Tumblrfuck' started by Ricki, 25 Aug 2014.

  1. TheDukeOfCrowns EDF Elite

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    I remember otherkin. They were getting pretty big for a while weren't they.
  2. Dick Hardy Dramacrat

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    Dear people who identify as dogs/cats/wolves/dragons/cars/whatever...

    If you really identify as a dog/cat/wolf/dragon/car/whatever, why do you post about it online? In fact, why do you still use computer, or live in a house and speak human languages? Why do you still do human things?
    Because nobody has ever seen a dog/cat/wolf/dragon/car/whatever do that.

    Sincerely,
    me.
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  3. GeneralFaggotry EDF Hero

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    So not only does tumblr have otherkin, but I can't believe I never knew about "headmates" or "fictives". What the fuck tumblr?!
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  4. Dick Hardy Dramacrat

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    So according to this, everyone is priviledged and there are no minorities. Debate over.
  5. Bawwwtist Dramacrat

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    she is going to have the most fucked up kids....
    She does know that squirrels do nurse, right?



    Wait...she is an otherkin. How could she ever know those elementary facts about her "people"?
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  6. GSTalbert1 Girlvinyl

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    You could make a post on tumblr that announces that before you were friends with the otherkin but after watching the documentary that Hannibal produced you now realize how evil furries really are.
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    Mentally ill people should be barred from reproducing.
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    I usually play a Bugbear in D&D, I guess that means I should buy a Chewbaca outfit and start raiding small villages in the European countryside.
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  12. Lyle Girlvinyl

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    Yeah, I don't use Tumblr anymore ever since Diefires kicked me off, lol.

    but omg, "Identify as a squirrel, paw/pawself/paws"? and holy shit those usernames of those two enablers, even the brony ripped her a new one.
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  13. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    I thought that was you :(
  14. GeneralFaggotry EDF Hero

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    Maybe I misjudged bronies. Maybe they're not all horse-fucking neckbeard libtards.
  15. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    Bronies are elitist furries who think that their lust for cartoon equestrians should be a separate label regardless of the similarities to their less-"exotic" counterparts. It's why they refer to their "kin" as "somepony/everypony/x-pony" etc.
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  16. GeneralFaggotry EDF Hero

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    A valid argument. In that case fuck what I said. I deserve a good cock throttling for my lapse in judgement.
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  17. Dick Hardy Dramacrat

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    No you don't. Bronies do.
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  18. Sir Wulfington EDF Elite

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    Her last post before that may or may not give a clue as to why :

    "I’ve been gone for weeks now because I wanted to find myself in the forest. When I came back, I felt rejuvinated and more in touch with my inner squirrel than ever. So today, I went downstairs, and I was delighted to find my mother cooking up some tofu bacon and vegetables. I thought she finally was beginning to understand why vegan is the only way to be.

    And then I found it.

    I was looking through her purse to make sure that she had remained faithful to veganism while I was away, and guess what i fucking found.
    a receipt from woodranch grill.

    she went out to dinner with my dad and you know what they had?
    steak. fucking steak.

    I was beside myself. THE NERVE OF THAT FUCKING WOMAN. I threw her purse on the ground (pretty sure I broke her cell phone, lol, serves her right) and then I went to confront her about it. and she had the gall to tell me that it waS NO BIG DEAL.

    NO BIG DEAL?

    MURDER IS NO BIG DEAL?

    OK MOM IM JUST GONNA FUCKING GO OUT AND MURDER SOME PEOPLE AND ILL LEAVE THE BLOODY KNIFE LYING AROUND IN MY ROOM FOR YOU TO FIND IT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I can’t fucking wait to move out and never talk to her again. She’ll have a good time trying to get in contact with her grandchildren but I don’t even care because she has made my life hell for far too long.

    I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of it. I’m moving out soon. Even though I dont have any money or a job, I’ll find a way. I can’t deal with this lying bitch anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    And lol the comments section for her "i got kicked out" is full of people saying they're glad because she was such a cunt to her mom.
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  19. GeneralFaggotry EDF Hero

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    That squirrel wannabe is a perfect example of the idiocy of today. When there are no real big problems in your life you make up petty bullshit to be angry at. Its moments like these I really hope for WWIII.
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  20. Bawwwtist Dramacrat

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    Why are we NOT bombarding her page with images of cooked squirrel and squirrel stew recipes?
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