...holy fucking shit. These people are real. I thought this only existed on the internet but no, they are fucking real.
Rule #1: Never RP with somebody that wants to play as a beast of any sort. Rule #2: Always be wary of sorcerers with squick in their background. If they didn't get that dragon blood from a magical infusion, they are freaks. Rule #3: Never RP with someone who has rape as backstory. Rule #4: Never RP with lawful stupid, chaotic stupid, stupid good, or stupid evil characters. Fuck it, on second thought just don't even involve yourself in the enterprise. It's nothing but a massive waste of time.
Shit your he broke like every one of your rules. What's weird was the guy said he had never RPed before he moved in with us, so again I have no idea where he got the idea he was a dragon maybe video games. That was the first time I ever ran in to some one like that. And yeah after dragon boy I stopped RPing. I wanted to cut down my risk of running in to freaks like that.
Was homeboy's name Doug Hancox? I used to work with a guy who might fit this description if you extended it to include "fat, unwashed, balding fuck with a ponytail, always-dirty/crooked glasses, and a neckbeard". Dude told a co-worker he was a dragon and then tried to get same co-worker to go with him to some guy's house-turned-furclub in Orange County called the "Prancing Skiltaire". Always used to come stand right fucking behind people and start breathing heavily, was always saying really weird shit to people - things like "I'm putting you on the list!" ...no idea why D. "dragon" Hancox got fired, but there was a lot of theft going on while he was working there (that could have been anyone at that job though). Around the time this guy got the axe, someone smeared shit all over the men's room and then plugged a toilet with a bottle and flushed it until our entire floor was flooded with shitwater. The people below us hated our guts after that. Some seriously awkward elevator rides outta that building at the end of the day. Anyway, yeah, was it's name Doug?
No that was the crazy thing. Our Dragon boy was mostly normal looking, didn't shave everyday so he sometimes had scraggly beard thing going. He was normal weight, dressed mostly normal ( had a few like DBZ shirts but this was around the time that shit was popular), kept his hair nice, helped keep the town house we stayed in clean. I did talk to some of his family and they seemed normal and well off, but surprise they didn't want much to do with him. Wonder why? His name was Jim can't remember his last name. After I posted this here I asked my husband (he was our storyteller for our gaming) if he remember Dragon boy. He told me somethings I didn't know. Apparently this guy also had headmates (He called them personas) Any character he played in our table top game was one of his personas. He had two girls that were sisters and gay for each other, and a were dragon guy that was the reincarnation of the sisters father. He told the GM this so the GM could understand his characters better. He also put his characters in the game the Sims and made them all woohoo and watch it over and over. He believed that everyone had personas and that they were all the characters we played in game. So because for that game I had made a guy, dragon boy thought I was really a guy on the inside and asked my husband if he was gay. Dragon boy apparently also fantasied about being a woman during sex, because all guys share their sexual fantasies with other guys right?! When Dragon boy ran away he ran to the house of a mutual friend that we had in high school that still lived with his parents. This guy bought in to Jim's shit because he thought he was a vampire or something. Again in high school I thought Vampire was just messing around because we were all gothy nerdy kids, but no he really believed it. I stopped talking to him after I found out he really believed it. Vampire hid Dragon boy in his closet to hide him from his parents. A few years ago Vampire got a hold of us on Facebook. He had finally moved out of his parents house so we thought maybe he had grown up. Nope first thing he asks was if we still RPed and if we did if we wanted to play with him and Dragon boy. We told him no a blocked him. It's like fuck dude your over 30 and have a family, act normal. I am so glad I moved out of that shit town. While I was typing this husband looked over and jokingly said "Are you writing were dragon fanfiction" Then he saw what I was typing and said ewww that's worse!
Holy shit, I thought my dragon was creepy, but he was just a fat, unwashed, aspie furfag. This guy sounds like the real deal.
Yes, a wonderful defense in the courtroom when you eventually murder someone as "sacrifice." "Oh, I'm a god, so it's okay." So are they "godkin" or just a fucking pharaoh?
