footlongs or bacon strips?

footlongs taste nmnomomnomnonmnonmnonm

heheheheheehh you said footlong.

dicks

exactly.

footlongs are delicious

.....as long as they aren't black and have flavored lubricant

ikr, im tired of these dry black dix getting in my nouth.

wat

Warn your godfather's cousins, the end of Jesusland is nigh!

HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY

Forever does my lycanthrope army rumble the walls of the Oregon Trail tower of darkness and Anon Headquarters who are Legion and also cocks.

uhhh, interesting?

Almost as interesting as the time I sailed to the top of Candyland State Hill and spat on the ground of Forever Sky until I was out of Semen and applesauce.

omg. tell me more stories,

Well, after that, we flew down on our enchanted Jesus of Canada, but before we could get to the Base of the Hill's Penis, a big pussy cat stole our hookers, so we ran after them in our convertible.

you tell the best stories, buddy

ill take a footlong dick if im in the mod *shrugs shoulders*

you should cencor the dicks with dicks that are then cencored with moar dicks