Florida Agrees That Satanists Must Have Equal Representation In Capitol

The Satanic Temple scored a free-speech victory in its quest for equal representation among the Florida state capitol building's religious-themed holiday displays.

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If I had to choose between Muslims getting their way and a bunch of Satanists, I'd go with Satanists.

Those faggots aren't nearly as destructive and they are typically white people.

They should give out candy and free stuff to little kids, hook em while theyre young.

HeH

Top fucking kek.
What more is there to state?

Well it's about time our lord Satan was given a fair shake. If we have to show "tolerance" to the suicide bombers ragheads camelfuckers PEACEFUL MUSLIMZ then it's only fair that the aspie metal vampire-wannabe Satanfags get shown the same courtesy.

but they arn't real satanists tho...

If a bunch of Jihadists wanted to submit a display featuring a model of the twin towers falling, you'd have a problem with it.

They need a display for the turtle religion as well.

That is ok and all but that stuff look cheap-ass, like it's was made by a 6 years old kid.

But it's looks better than the spaghetti one



Put some fake meatballs at least you lazy cow.

The Satanic Church aren't all that anyway. Just a bunch of libertarian egomaniacs who consider themselves above the usual worship of Ayn Rand. Which I guess does make them better than at least the Randians?

Real or fake, she probably got hungry from all the hard work and ate them.

Jebus, I think I'd have to just say no christmas shit allowed if everyone and their dog is gonna complain about not having a special display in the lobby. What's next, fucking Kwanza?

Hell, just to spite every last one of the fuckers I'd put up the ugliest tinfoil christmas tree I could find and hang dildos from it.

The word College should never be used in a thread concerning Florida, that's just ignant,

lol...I'd just drop a couple pills on the ground and when you dove in the dirt to recover them I'd bonk you on the head with a finely aged malbec.....yeah nigga I bonk.

There isn't actually any such thing as real Satanists. They worship Satan, right? Who was created by the Christian God. They're just confused Christians.

Religion doesn't interest me in the slightest, but if I had to pick one that I identified closest with, it would likely be Satanism, sans the "magick," love potions, rituals, and worshiping of the *Christian* character Satan.

http://churchofsatan.com/nine-satanic-statements.php

They basically state that every man is just another animal, a carnal beast driven by its own individual pursuit of happiness and sexual desires. As both a human and a man, I can confirm this to be correct.

These make a funny read: http://churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php

http://churchofsatan.com/satanic-youth-communique.php