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Florida Agrees That Satanists Must Have Equal Representation In Capitol

Discussion in 'News' started by J15M, Dec 4, 2014 at 11:03 AM.

  1. J15M EDF Hero

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    The Satanic Temple scored a free-speech victory in its quest for equal representation among the Florida state capitol building's religious-themed holiday displays.


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  2. TheArk EDF Hero

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    If I had to choose between Muslims getting their way and a bunch of Satanists, I'd go with Satanists.

    Those faggots aren't nearly as destructive and they are typically white people.
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    They should give out candy and free stuff to little kids, hook em while theyre young.
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    Top fucking kek.
    What more is there to state?
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    Well it's about time our lord Satan was given a fair shake. If we have to show "tolerance" to the suicide bombers ragheads camelfuckers PEACEFUL MUSLIMZ then it's only fair that the aspie metal vampire-wannabe Satanfags get shown the same courtesy.
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    but they arn't real satanists tho...
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    If a bunch of Jihadists wanted to submit a display featuring a model of the twin towers falling, you'd have a problem with it.
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    They need a display for the turtle religion as well.

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    That is ok and all but that stuff look cheap-ass, like it's was made by a 6 years old kid.

    But it's looks better than the spaghetti one

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    Put some fake meatballs at least you lazy cow.
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    The Satanic Church aren't all that anyway. Just a bunch of libertarian egomaniacs who consider themselves above the usual worship of Ayn Rand. Which I guess does make them better than at least the Randians?
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    Real or fake, she probably got hungry from all the hard work and ate them.
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    Jebus, I think I'd have to just say no christmas shit allowed if everyone and their dog is gonna complain about not having a special display in the lobby. What's next, fucking Kwanza?

    Hell, just to spite every last one of the fuckers I'd put up the ugliest tinfoil christmas tree I could find and hang dildos from it.
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    it is a registered religion so i dont see a reason why they shouldnt be able to

    the fact though that theyre a bunch of hipster college kids and forever alone virgins is dissapointing
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  15. J15M EDF Hero

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    The word College should never be used in a thread concerning Florida, that's just ignant,
  16. Likeicare lol fgt lol u suk bals ollololololololololol

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    you're 'ignant' fite me irl 1v1 fgt
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    lol...I'd just drop a couple pills on the ground and when you dove in the dirt to recover them I'd bonk you on the head with a finely aged malbec.....yeah nigga I bonk.
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    There isn't actually any such thing as real Satanists. They worship Satan, right? Who was created by the Christian God. They're just confused Christians.
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    Religion doesn't interest me in the slightest, but if I had to pick one that I identified closest with, it would likely be Satanism, sans the "magick," love potions, rituals, and worshiping of the *Christian* character Satan.

    http://churchofsatan.com/nine-satanic-statements.php

    They basically state that every man is just another animal, a carnal beast driven by its own individual pursuit of happiness and sexual desires. As both a human and a man, I can confirm this to be correct.

    These make a funny read: http://churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php


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