mine is tom preston and I would kill him by shoving a bike pump up his ass till he inflates and blows.
Mine is DrMusic2 aka Monstermaster13, Mariana Hanks, Nathan Forester, or Andria Kilgore. All names for the same pitiful mongoloid furry, whom I would like to sneak up on wearing a Wookie costume and Jay Leno Halloween mask, glomp and smother to death with yak fur.
I wouldn't kill them. I would simply tie them in an armchair and force them to watch a series of slideshows and videos showing how their fetishes horribly apply in real life. "It's just fantasy" my ass.
And do you know what mine is? Why that's an easy one...it's you, and i'd like it to have it with your own heart stopping completely, you collapsing on the floor and dying of some horrific heart disease, or you to be run over by the very car you based your username on.
Well I wouldn't have to if all those ED posts about me weren't the first damn thing that come up on the results.
You were forced to google yourself BECAUSE THERE WERE ED RESULTS ON GOOGLE That doesn't make any sort of logical sense Fuck, you get dumber every time you come back here
You could be legally held accountable for my death if I actually got run over by my own car or died in the way you specified. Then you would either go to jail, or you would have to put all your toys, even your ugly little Beanie Baby doll and your Mushybellies, up for sale to pay for my medical and funeral costs, and I could imagine you crying out for Andria, Silly Billy or Scar in the middle of the night after waking up from a nightmare about Encyclopedia Dramatica or METOKUR, your parents reminding you that you had to sell all your toys to pay for Chris' funeral after you predicted his death.
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