EDF2 Grudge Match: FBE vs Weezus Christ!

@Murdoc esp requested that I do this, and because I actually like Murdoc I agreed. So here goes.

So it's not a big secret that Weezus and I don't really get along. Up until yesterday it was restricted to trading the occasional insult here on the forum every now and again. Anyway, Maysam wrote about some long ass tinychat session, and since I was at home writing-up my dissertation, I decided to take a 20 minute break to see what he was talking about.

When I got in, nothing much was happening. There were three users there. Weezus, MashedPotatoes, and one other user who I'm forgetting (I'm sorry ). While Potatoes and the other user were respectively, making a fold-over paper snowflake and browsing the internet, Weezus had decided to leave his camera on while he was asleep/half-awake.

Basically, I called Weezus out on it. I made one stab at him for being an unwashed exhibitionist, and another telling him to "get a real job," and I think that many users on here would agree that the latter insult is about as generic as it gets when it comes to insults leveled at artfags.

Unknown to me, my headphones were inoperative for the first 5 minutes of the exchange, before I pulled them out of the audio jack so that I could actually hear what was being said over my laptop speakers. So while Potatoes might know what was said during that time, I don't.

What I heard when I pulled them out though was some of the most pathetic, generic, internet tough guy bullshit around.

Weezus started off by calling me a faggot and telling me to say what I was typing to his face (i.e., start broadcasting). Since:

1) Being 4000+ miles away over the internet is not in his face by any definition of the term.

2) The text I wrote was in his face enough that he still kept responding to it.

I didn't feel the need to. Of course, the other part of it is that I like my anonymity, and it makes it a lot harder for people to make nasty photoshops of me when I don't give them anything to work with.

Anyway it went on down the list. He said that I was jealous of him for being more popular, that he'd dox me and then come to my house and beat me up, and that this was HIS tinychat session and that I was stalking him. My responses at the time were varying degrees of "Yeah, right. " Let me address all of these points in order.

1) Popularity means dick to me on this forum. If I click the like button on here it's either because:

a) I agree with the attached statement and it saves me the time of saying the same damn thing.

b) I find the attached statement amusing.

I assume that the reverse is true as well. In fact let's do another social experiment. @zaiger can you reset my like count to zero? I need to teach this fag a lesson about exactly how much of a shit I give about the number of likes that I have.

2) Trying to dox me is like doxing smoke. I know exactly how much information I've given out on here over the years, and it's not enough to find me. So unless Zaiger or Scamp drops my IP, (which will only narrow it down to a ballpark estimate anyway) he's shit outta luck. And because he doesn't even know what I look like, it's an exercise in pointlessness.

3) He's going to come to my house and beat me up? Weezus, did you ever graduate from high school, because I haven't heard that sort of shit since I left there?

4) I didn't even know that he was in that tinychat session, and claiming ownership of it is beyond pathetic.

I think the only point that I agreed with him on was his assertion that if I really didn't give a fuck about him, then why was I still there? So I closed the window a second later and went back to work.

TL;DR Weezus and me had a minor internet slapfight. You're now free to go back to your daily lives.

You two should make out in a cheap motel room, bonus point if you tape it.

Why would you listen to an unwashed spic like @Murdoc esp ? Your story was boring. The next time you take the internet this seriously, don't bother documenting it unless you have some lulz.

I was actually the one offering to paypal some money in efforts to get you's two face to face.
It would be televised like movie night, the first ever "EDF2 Fight Night"

I was half tempted to give Weezus one of my old addresses, because I hate the landlords running that particular shithole. Eh, maybe next time.

So how did you two meet? :3
You're adorable together

are you sure that post wasn't your dissertation

A new OTP <333

Here I thought EDF couldn't been fagged up more, and once again I have been proven wrong.

am i really supposed to read that?

I saw my name, the word snowflake, something about you being a tough guy.

lol i had just woken up and i was hungover.

i told him to give me his address and i would cave his skull in or some shit.

pretty typical morning behavior for me really.

My mornings involve staying away from and not looking at windows.
Fucking windows man.

I don't know why anyone would take seriusly the shit weezus types, he never thinks clearly about the crap he throws on his posts, he admitted it from time to time.And i don't know what's your grudge FBE, if weezus sucked ass, he would have make it clear to everypony, no one really needs to point it out.

hes obsessed with me. i never talk to fraud. hes boring.

this post is super boring.

he fucked up a call out thread. these are supposed to be guaranteed lulz.

i would shop his head on something or make a rap song about him, but hes seriously
so dull and uninspiring that i dont even really have anything negative to say about him.

This debate was very much welcome in my pants environment.

this is now an explosion thread