I will now matchmake some of the gay couples on EDF. @Seku + @TheBrickBalls -> Both gay, both black. Perfect. @Beatrice + @Stormtrooper -> Both gay, both creepy and gross. Perfect. @Whatever + @hipcrime -> Both like cats way too much. Don't actually know if either of them is gay, but felt like tagging them anyway. Perfect. @Edgeworth + @prison reap -> At least that's who he ends up in the fanfic I wrote. Perfect. @minty + @Sugar Bombs -> Pretty sure they are already gay for each other. Perfect. @scumhook + @MrGask -> don't know if actually gay, but both are fags regardless. Perfect. And that's about all the gay people we have on EDF. Being a jew I have the utmost skills in the field of matchmaking. This will all work out perfectly.
i am trampstamped for your pleasure.... and i would definately be in on @Sugar Bombs and @minty throwing their handbags across the river
I didn't even pay for this dating service and I still want my money back. And yes, we both are confirmed to have the ghey.
@Sugar Bombs you gonna let her talk about your skinny legs like that? I wouldn't take that from her if I was you.
I'll take minty's sass because I don't pick on children or people of child-size equivalent She's roughly a foot shorter than me, an IRL fight would end up with me just putting her in a mailbox or something until she calms down <3