Dobby's cocksucker

I interpreted this as Fagakain (closeted gay furry Joshua) being attacked (critiqued) by zombies (trolls) so USI-akain (the self crippling debating part of Joshua) swoops in with a giant sword to slay the trolls.

I actually like the faces of the zombies on panel 4, too bad the rest of the comic is inflicted with bullshit anatomy, tits for tits sake, and self masturbation.

Gonna have to say it again.
>All characters are furries
>main interest is cattits
>denies being a furry

Oh right and nothing has changed about the art at all.

And what the FUCK is going on in panel 1?
How the hell is she standing like that when she has two 20 pound rocks strapped to her spineless chest?

Oh look, sonic OC donutsteal

that left buttcheek isn't even attached to that torso in that first panel... there's no way

Do you even need to ask?
Just look at the subject matter (furries)

EDIT: Let's look at the comment section, shall we?

Well, it's funny how he refuses to acknowledge his furfaggotry around people who aren't furfags but whatever.
Remember that guys: he doesn't really roleplay.

Well, that's awfully convenient, lazy and stupid.

That doesn't even make sense, no wounds, but torn clothes for convenient nudity.
Run by me again how this isn't porn?


Stop pretending to be a girl you faggot.

conclusion... catits is his real fursona....

This, this is the sole reason I prefer to not have an idol.

all i know is that jollyjack guy has the same pretentious writing style as hayakain and that dude from the thread 'i hate this guy'.
that typing style reeks of 'sniffs my own farts because my head is shoved up my ass'

I would label it more as a "I have a severe case of USI, here allow me to convey this to you by using words that fucking no one does in normal conversation (ironically considering I accuse people of social incompetence) to make myself seem smarter than you. expound, irrelevant, 'please produce citations and evidence (I am the only exception from this).'"

Long label for a long record of denial.

still not good enough for me, because i hear people using their stupid words all the time, just, you know, not randomly placed in a sentence. when a normal person uses words like 'quite' and 'naysayers', they make it sound organic. these assholes wouldn't know where to place a word in a sentence to make it sound normal if that skill bit them in the scrotum.

also, really, really atrocious grammar: "I'm guessing; Data Entry."

there's also the pretentious act of NO PUNCTUATION THAT IS NOT ABSOLUTE. ever seen either one of them use a question mark, merely out of guess or confusion?

no, because narcissists don't do that shit.

any other human being would have written that as, "I'm guessing... data entry?", but no, this asshole is SO SURE he would land there, he not only misuses a semi-colon, he also assuredly places a period at the end.

pretentious fucks.
my explanation is shorter and to the point, i think.

Has he unblocked anyone recently? Suddenly I'm able to leave a comment on his page again. Also why is his whining about people talking about him on ED? He INVITED ED to come flame him with that asinine internet tough guy journal.

Never going to waste my time trying to reason with him anymore. Now I just enjoy watching this guy fail at every argument, blatantly admit to being lazy with his art for 'consistency' rather than committing to improve (Preston much?) and watching his incredible lack of of understanding male anatomy become clearer with each post.

I refuse to give criticism to help him improve. He had his chance. I'll enjoy watching his art stagnate just to prove my point, cause I'm sick to death of artists shooting themselves in the foot cause they can't get over themselves. Seriously, if you're ego gets bruised that easily you don't belong anywhere near the art world.

This just in, Hayakain doesn't know what the fuck a strawman fallacy is and mistakes it for a redherring fallacy.
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/336772995/2830286980

But this is all moot because he obviously didn't understand that a redherring wasn't even used considering the question wasn't where he USE to work, it was WHERE IS HE NOW?
Who's redherring here again?

I propose that all the TP critics go flood Hayafaggot. Because he is churning out shit at an even shittier standard than ever before. And he seriously needs to improve, otherwise he's not really holding up his end of his promise isn't he?



Totally not hentai still. Its only a naked chick wrapped in tentacles. Dammit, at least throw a fucking green layer at 30% opacity in the 'underwater' scenes to make it look like she's actually in a substance. Fuck.

Also all his latest commissions are just big tittied chicks. TOTALLY NOT STUCK IN HIS COMFORT ZONE, AMIRITE?

I may redline this as well, but not tonight, holy shit.
I'm still in disbelief at how shitty these "commissions" are, but I guess reality hits me again, telling me that sonicfags don't care about quality when it comes to their fap fantasies.
There is just so much shit wrong with this page alone. It is seriously Ryugou worthy failure. (perspective, missing body parts, giant tits, NOT PORN GUYS FOR REAL)

Once again the first panel shows murky water which magically turns into green gatorade for the rest of the page. As my friend just pointed out, the tentacles aren't even wet when grabbing onto her (similar to how she manages to stay dry while even under water. As well as breathe, because fucking that's how I remember sonic the hedgehog)

Let's do this once again for each panel:

Panel 1: Magical disappearing eye.
She casts no shadow on the water, which by the way the water still looks like pudding. Her right hand also magically disappears at the touch of a tentacle. To no surprise her hips/ass have changed size.
Also for dialogue, I must say, for someone who is so readily naked, how stupid could she be not to expect "physical interaction." Fucking furfags.

Panel 2: GODDAMN THOSE FUCKING FEET ARE A TRAVESTY UPON MY EYES!
Oh and the water as said before has either turned into gatorade or has evaporated entirely. The tentacles have seemed to stop "glowing," oh wait no they haven't. And the shading has magically flipped on her legs. Okay, whatever, sure.

Panel 3: Wasted Space. What an accurate depiction of the entire gallery this comic resides in!

Panel 4: Perspective failure, trademarked by Hayalame. As GobbleDGook said, why no filter over her? She looks like she's just been pasted over whatever shit backgroun- oh. That sounds about right.
Her lighting remains the same value, and has no hue of whatever is emanating green light, as usual.
Oh, of course the floor magically disappeared. Everything about this comic so far is "magical." It's magically horrific.

Panel 5: Totally not porn, guys.
Let's start with Sally there. Is there anything on her that is remotely correct? No? I didn't think so.
Her back is fucked up completely, her arms are bare bone and skin as per usual, her ass is connected to her mid-back. Her right calf melts into her thigh while the left one doesn't even exist. The feet are once again fucking atrocious and I demand compensation for having to witness it all.

Oh and she's also being sucked into the "mouth" (uterus) of "Corruption" (vorefaggotry).

I keep asking myself why people throw money at such shitting artists?
I believe I finally have a valid answer for myself: because no one with any self respect and skill would draw this fucking shit.

Hayastain became a permanent fixture at the tART board due to his very own undoing, LoL.

A somewhat outdated issue regarding mr. 'I'm not a furry!!!'-Hayakain:



Image in question:


As I am horribly ignorant of the comic artist scene, could someone, ANYONE describe relevance of Hayakain's equalization of his twisty-turny Sally smut with Joe Madureira's workshop?

Hayakain really could use some other argument rather than brushing himself against an authority and jamming his petty issues into his/her hands.

And here comes what irked me the most among his more recent creations:
Limbs disappearing upon crossing themselves! No matter how often he has been corrected on that issue by Dinkbot and others!



Right knee is resting just by the armchairs surface! Where did the rest of [her] right leg go?

According to comments on that pic, this is the pic he used for reference. However, note how he tries to turn an action pose into a static one. This picture is also taken from one panel out of a series of pages, but that's just me assuming cause the image is small and cropped.

So no Hayakain, using an action shot out of context does not excuse your lack of understanding anatomy. At least Joe Mad left hints of the feet and the other arm. Also the tits in Joe's drawing actually look like they're in movement, not painfully swollen.

Face of the right person in the (shockingly) non-furry drawing looks like his femboi Teo's face. What a surprise. So not only can he not draw a body to save his life, but he doesn't know how to draw more than two faces.
Old info, I know, but I felt that it hasn't actually been said here.

Also, reference is just that, a reference. You do not literally trace it, and as Oddguy said (I think), the reference's skeleton is also wrong. (disregard if I am wrong)

Actually... what the shit is that drawing of the nonfurfaggotry? Why is that rightmost girl so fucking big? She's obviously too tall to be standing there, so she's clearly kneeling. She still manages to be that much taller than the first girl... who seems to be an amputee.
Oh, and allow me to state the obvious, but someone needs to learn to draw more than one body type for women. (I count 2 MAYBE 3 for men) Let me guess, you're a One Piece fan?

She is an amputee duh.