Dobby's cocksucker

Dumber than brick, denial as shit. That was linked to http://mrbowater.deviantart.com/ a better version of him.
Then again, he is...

...Never get down from his high horse.

OH GOD THE HORROR

The full conversation is just full of serious USI. Again, still amazed by how much he contradicts himself in order to keep up the whole holy-than-thou attitude (even to the point of denying that he is in fact on a high-horse.)
Even when the evidence of his constant bullshit is presented to him directly, he is continuously denying it or trying to justify that BECAUSE it was HIM who did it, then it was okay. And then it really gets good when he thinks that his thought process is common sense and logical.

Logically, no one would draw shitty furries if they weren't a shitty furry.

I felt the need to post this as a reference for faggots like Hayakain.

By definition, our redlinings and critiques have followed your instruction of "constructive critique."
No where in the definition of Constructive is the word "nice."

Constructive Criticism does not mean nicey nice critique. It means "helping to improve" as stated above.
Whether the critiques are insulting or not is irrelevant. Maybe you should stop acting so butthurt that someone is insulting you and try to look past that for the critique parts of the critiques.
If you tried that you might actually stop being so shitty, but no one is holding their breath. No one cares how you take critique, but don't try to change the definitions of words to better suit your needs; because as stated above it makes you look like a little butthurt crybaby (and using fancy words to make yourself feel smart doesn't help to cover that up).
So logically I came to the conclusion that by simply looking up a word and reading and studying the definition, I have found that your definition and use of the word is complete and utter bullshit, so stop hiding behind it.
This goes for about every other faggot on DA who gets bent out of shape over critiques.

We only watch you Joshua because its funny seeing you BARELY improve with all the critique you have received, ignoring all of it cause it was mean and hurt your little feelings. It's awesome seeing you hit your ceiling in art and whining why EDiots have no lives cause they scrutinize your work, while at the same time demonstrating you have no life while you scrutinize ED.

And you're a massive hypocrite. Notice he only has ONE critique he's ever done, and it was for Preston's Big Ben abortion. No doubt to pad Preston from the legitimate critiques that weren't in his favor of that pic.

Oh, look, right as everyone was just forgetting about Hayakain he went and made another love letter to us. D'awwww thanks for dedicating yet another journal to us, that's really heartwarming.
You know for someone who tells people not to dwell on shit they don't like you're doing an awful lot of that. (inb4 you claim you "don't dislike" us because that's a hilariously bad lie. Why would you openly insult something you don't dislike?)

Are... are you not aware that you're writing an insulting critique every time you address anyone who disagrees with your art/attitude?
Also lol no, Tom Preston is not your scapegoat. You get flak because of yourself, because of how you act and how you present yourself (High-horse with severe Histrionic personality disorder). Your "art" also speaks volumes of how little you care about presentation. (Giant furry breasts everywhere, in denial about being furry, blames it on "commissions.") But I've had enough of looking at that, considering once we've seen one of your little shits we've seen them all. Ultimately it comes down to the kind of person you are and the kind of scribblings you produce.
Both are shit, and will remain shit as long as you keep on how you are now.

LOL
Says the "23" year old "man" who, since the start of the year and long before has spent his time "troll slaying" and writing shitty journals about people who would otherwise not give a shit about him. Way to not act like a 13-year-old girl with heavy USI.

Also, stop whining about people going and looking on your page like it's "spying." It's a public page, and you obviously visit the forums as much as anyone visits your cute little page on DA. (how else would you have noticed, "oh, I'm not getting my monthly supply of attention!")


EDIT: found this in his random favorites.
http://hayakain.deviantart.com/#/dzohrm
Go ahead, explain away that you're not a furry when you like this.

Comments on journal are hilariously misinformed. Especially this:

>Complete disregard for all criticism in favor of painting all critics as trolls.
or every Deviantart ever.

Bitch is way more into us than we are into him.

I think hayakain has a crush on us, guys.

Hayakain was fun to laught at first, but now he's just a sad liar loser, unable to prove anything he's claiming for.

For a 25 years old guy, that's beyond sad.

Still lmao to his recent journal where he just assumes everything. Way to be also a hypocrite, kiddo.

He must think that everyone who gives him a critique that's not up to his standards is from EDF.

Good, I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Here's a little extra dosage of attention provided by yours truly.
I will now come up with nic-names for Hayakain that are slightly more clever than calling him a faggot, because that's too obvious easy.

HayaStain
HayaShame
Liarkain (Or Lie-akain)
HayaPain (friend compared him to pms and mass braincell suicide)
HayaBrainless
HayaLame
USI-akain (my favorite thus far)
HayaSame (for lack of improvement)
HayaClaim (>Claims to have portfolio full of improvement >shows to nobody > shows no improvement on his art on DA on the bullshit excuse that his art somehow remains unchanged on there after "improvement.")

I'll let you guys come up with a few if you like, otherwise I'll keep thinking of them.

And still my favorite part is the whole "I don't care if you believe me but I'm gonna repeat myself over and over again without any proof backing up my claims. It's only logical."
You know... maybe he uses fancy words to impress himself and to further push himself away from his born heritage.
You know, small town Georgia, a gay "brother" who supports him in a totally-not-creepy way, parents who probably don't know what kind of douchebag their son is. The face of a mental case, serial killer, the mentality of a 13-year-old girl, the chronic lying and egotism as well as tough-guy complex which plays a roll in his closet faggotry.
Then we have his drawing and more than likely fapping to children's talking cartoons animals, adding to the creep factor by about 60%, his inability to construct actual arguments and instead writes long-winded "NO U's," which further cements his lack of maturity and possibility that he is lying about his age, and finally (at least for this list) his inability to accept any criticism on the basis that he likes how his shitty fap fodder looks because having two rib cages is a fetish of his or something I'm sure.
Oh right and using the word "assume" WAY too much. Seriously, how do you not understand that by providing no solid proof of anything you say that assumptions will be made. Also, you assume quite a bit yourself, douchebag. (Kazerad ring a bell anyone?)

Dude, his journal is a laugh riot. "Oh I improved, it's in my super secret portfolio I don't want the public to see to prove my claims! STOP ASSUMING I DON'T HAVE ONE SINCE I NEVER SHOW IT, YOU PEASANT.'

Right right, good business model there. Only display your furry crap, reel them in with your lack luster talent then hit them with your 'improved' portfolio when they're already bored of your disposable cat porn and have moved on. Also the way he types reminds me of every fucking home schooled kid ever. They try to sound educated by throwing out all their big words everyone already learned in 6th grade.

His latest shining turd.

>These breasts and that spine

That nigga is never going to learn, isn't he?

Those ankles-shins. Wow, she's like a hobbit.

I will probably write something about this when I get back from work, just for you guys~

Would you say that it is... illogical?
For someone who throws the word "logical" around like a yo-yo, he seems to lack any actual concept of logic.

Pretty much this.
Perhaps I should do another redlining? I haven't posted any of those lately on my account and I feel like I'm neglecting it

But in all seriousness, if I do redline -fun as it may be- I'll probably just be saying the exact same things everyone else has already said, because as we've already stated: same mistakes, over and over and over, etc.
Maybe I'll do a more in depth one. Like how about if I showed what the character would look like from front/side views and how retarded it would be?
I'm sure I could handle that.

So far my favorite part about this is the inconsistency of the water in that it is completely solid looking at first (it somehow even has gradient shading... what the fuck?) and then in panel two it is transparent. What the fuck, is there like a pudding skin over it or something?

Oh right and not sure if ever mentioned yet but apparently Sally is also transparent because she lacks a cast shadow. Sure is professional around here.

This has my vote.

http://pluzie.deviantart.com/art/Critique-4-Purify-2-commisson-edition-334527067

Enjoy

Good to see you continue that. While in other news.
http://hayakain.deviantart.com/journal/Ryugou-Cancellation-334523114

Lol swininsoup's comment. Dobson 2.0 following in his footsteps. Even down to the "ill remake it," schtick.