Ho'kai, so, there's this douchebag at my school who's always bragging about how many drugs he eats, and how many weeds he drinks. He's also fabricated an incredibly dumb (although hilarious) story of his encounters with the FBI, in which, his house was raiding after a search warrant was obtained for his arrest on charges of possession and distribution of weed. All of his stuffs (PS3, computer, phone, iPod, tv, etc.) were subsequently confiscated by the FBI as evidence against him at his upcoming trials. Funny enough, his father somehow retrieved this kid's phone for him (from evidence, mind you). According to this nimrod, he's facing several misdemeanors for h4x0r1ng, possession and distribution of weed. However, his uberrich daddy's lawyer is going to get all the charges dropped, because he's a daddy's girl. He's convinced a good number of people as to the validity of the saga that is his falsified life story, and all of whom are excessively vehement in supporting his claims. Their only proof, however, is a stubborn assertion that I don't know what I'm talking about, as I'm completely ignorant of drug laws and that "I haven't even been to his house to confirm his story." It's a damn shame that so many idiots are so gullible as to believe it. What I propose is surreptitiously recording him, detailing this long testament to human stupidity, after obtaining his permission casually, as he's an idiot and will forget giving said permission within a few minutes or so. After the recording is had, it'll be posted on Fuckbook and sent anonymously to school administrators with some context explaining who he is and exactly what he's saying. TL;DR, humiliate a bumbling retard at school or no?
It might be. Actually, blackmail might not be necessary. Kid is an iq point away from being declared brain damaged.
Sounds like a potential lolcow in the making. Do you think he'd nerdrage if you posted the video to Jewtube and he found out about it?
If he's charged there will be arrest warrants. Demand to see the warrants, proof or gtfo. This will put him on the spot bigtime cause the dumbfucks backing him up will all be like, yeah buddy, you got those right! Right? um, right...
Yeah there would be paperwork if he was raided/arrested. Tell him show the paperwork or he is full of shit. Pics or it didn't happen.
Bonus points if you also forward the recording the the FBI. Those guys have a hard time of it, and could definitely use a good laugh.
