Demisexual transethnic special snowflakes (with or without headmates)

Since we don't have a tumblr subforum, I'll just post this here. What kind of experiences do you have with the various sexual identities (on tumblr or anywhere else)? I read about people identifying as demisexual or demiboy/-girl a lot, what's that even supposed to mean?

Also I remember reading on a couple of blogs that people have come up with a new sexuality for "on some days I'm a lesbian, then I wanna fuck dudes and other days I don't wanna have sex at all, like, I'm totally asexual on some days, guiz"; anyone know what they call that trendy new orientation? (No, it's not bisexual or pansexual because obviously those wanna fuck each and every person every single day.)

Demisexual refers to the 'sexuality' that a person can't sex another person until they've first developed an emotional bond with them. "Hey hottie, want some fuck?" "Sorry, but you have to be at level 4 in order to give me a fuck."
Demisexuality is pretty stupid imo, as a fuckton of people are like that. The only way I can imagine the term as being justifiable is that heterosexuality is a term to describe a fuckton of people as well. Still dumb, though.

Not entirely sure about demiboy/girl, but I imagine it refers to some nonbinarist identification that is androgynous, yet still leans to a certain gender. People who identify as such are among those who prefer making their own pronouns for others to call them by. Such pronouns can range anywhere between ze/zir to bunself/bunthem(I have no idea how the bunny pronouns are supposed to work).
Ties into the newer philosophy that gender is a spectrum rather than a box with some slots. I recommend not thinking too hard on it.

http://genderqueeries.tumblr.com/identities
Take caution when reading this. It lists and defines different SJW terms but the mere act of reading the title can cause existential horror.

Isn't this what Ediots were using to change their gender on Facebook, I remember someone changed theirs to Non-binary Genderfluid which sounded like a futuristic softdrink.

I wanted to be a hypersexual rapefluid but Facebook won't let me and my SJW friends tell me that's offensive.

You get one guess as to what group of people this comic is about.

I personally identify as an Ion-normative millia sexual grimace queer but I don't think the PATRIARCHAL FACIST CIS SCUM at facebook would allow it.

I'll go with "Who represents the vast majority of tumblr users?" for 200.

One cannot deny that part of the issue is, as the title says, being a special snowflake. Some will do anything to "fight conformity" or "stick it to the man," even if said "man" is merely an amalgam of tradition and custom. As Emo Dad once said, "DON'T FUCKIN' LABEL ME."

It's not supposed to make sense. The matter is, in large part, thinking with emotion... which isn't really thinking at all.

This reminds me. A friend of mine tried to piss me off by talking about this girl I don't get along with and I said, "Mate, she's a fucking feminazi."
"It's okay though, she's not a feminazi, she's a third-wave feminist", he said, as though they are two distinctly different things.

Also yeah, the shit about sticking it to the man. Most special snowflakes don't outgrow that "rebellious" phase. They're the kind of people that would immediately stop doing weed if it were made legal precisely because it was no longer illegal.

And when you ask them to define who the enemy is... surprise, surprise, none of them can give an answer.

I just call them on whatever their physical appearance appear to me; if its a male, him, a female, her. If I'm not certain what the sexes is, it.

I'm not used calling someone with mumbo jumbo words.

http://i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me.tumblr.com/

This blog. Oh my god lol.

Oh lord. lmao

Some of my favourites so far go along the lines of:
-a guy fingered me while I was asleep and masturbated next to me ;_; (HOW DID SHE KNOW?! :0)
-i was in skool and a guy made sexual gestures (he was pretending to wank) at me and i cride 2 mi teecher who is a guy 2 and he said he cudnt move me ;-; /wrist
-a guy made a joke about how i need 2 be in da kichen and i took it lik srs bsness ;_____;

this reminds me of a site that prolly doesn't exist anymore, and i don't remember the name, where it was basically like 'guess what awesome shit happened to me today?' and people would make up bullshit. especially this one:

"OH I TOTALLY NAILED HIM IN THE NUTS MAKING HIM WALK A WHOLE THREE MILES LAWL

except for 90% of these, instead of bullshit like "some guy dressed up in a batman suit crashed through my classroom window and handed out candy then disappeared again shouting "TUNE IN NEXT TIME SAME BAT TIME SAME BAT CHANNEL!" LOL!', this is bullshit along the lines of 'look how much pain and suffering i have to go through!!!! woe is me!'

i'd rather read 16 year old kids make up bullshit that's at least mildly fun to entertain than bitches making shit up to make half the population look like shit.

I know it's all bullshit, that's the funny part. The trigger warning tags really add to it too.

can't edit lol

bitch, you were totally asking for that one. you brought that on yourself.

Aw fuggin lol. Ever wanted a reason not to date your father?

I woulda said heeellllls yeah, get me some free shit <3 wtf is wrong with these bitches?

I'm confused. They prop men up as evil rapists but the first person they asked for help was *fanfare* a man.

Also yeah, the guy's a creepy cunt. Still though if you have to rely on pedos to get booze, you're no better than the faggots who buy drugs from the internet.