Discussion in 'Science' started by Atomic_Joe, Aug 16, 2011.
LOL TURBP ;P;
Do Screwworm you pussy.
And God leased his dread Screw Worm fly larvae on the Earth, and it was wicked cool.
Now, this sexy little parasite is a species of parastic fly (read as "flying face fucker") that is popular for its larvae (maggots) eating the living tissue of warm-blooded animals. It is present in the New Worldtropics. There are five species of Cochliomyia but only one species of screw-worm fly in the genus; there is also a single Old World species in a different genus (Chrysomya bezziana). Infestation of a live vertebrate animal by a maggot is technically calledmyiasis. While the maggots of many fly species eat dead flesh, and may occasionally infest an old and putrid wound, screw-worm maggots are unusual because they attack healthy tissue. Screw-worms are a reportable species to the state veterinarian in the United States if discovered on livestock.
They're cool, though, they like beef.
hahaha you did well, don't forget about scientists trying to sterilize them out of existence (hint, only worked for a short amount of time)
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome AKA "West Virginia's Finest"
GLARBLE GUUUUUUUUUUUURP Spot the retard!
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is what occurs when mommy hits the sauce during pregnancy. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with this syndrome, amirite or amirite? When a pregnant woman drinks alcohol, it easily passes across the placenta to the fetus. Because of this, drinking alcohol can harm the baby's development.
A pregnant woman who drinks any amount of alcohol is at risk, since no "safe" level of alcohol use during pregnancy has been established. However, larger amounts appear to increase the problems. Binge drinking is more harmful than drinking small amounts of alcohol.
Timing of alcohol use during pregnancy is also important. Alcohol use appears to be the most harmful during the first 3 months of pregnancy However, drinking alcohol
anytime during pregnancy can be harmful.
A baby with fetal alcohol syndrome may have the following symptoms:
Poor growth while the baby is in the womb and after birth
Decreased muscle tone and poor coordination
Delayed development and significant functional problems in three or more major areas: thinking, speech, movement, or social skills (as expected for the baby's age)
Heart defects such as ventricular septal defect (VSD) or atrial septal defect (ASD)
Structural problems with the face, including:
Narrow, small eyes with large epicanthal folds
Small upper jaw
Smooth groove in upper lip
Basically, it makes your kid fuck ugly and dumber than shit.
Leprosy, also called Hansen's disease, Bacon-Face, and "OH GOD MY SKIN IS FALLING OFF", is an infectious disease that is characterized by disfiguring skin sores and progressive nerve damage.
His name is Bubbles McBacon-Face. No, this is NOT from a movie ->
Armauer Hansen discovered the disease-causing bacteria in 1873. There are two flavors of leprosy: tuberculoid and lepromatous. Both forms cause skin sores and peripheral nerve damage, but lepromatous is more severe. It causes large, disfiguring lumps and bumps (nodules) on the skin. Only the lepromatous form is considered contagious. Another related symptom is the fact that people with leprosy never get laid. Ever.
Dat ass...dat LEPROSY ass... and dem LEPROSY heels, aw lawd...
This thread is awesome.
ok now do EBOLA.
No, YOU are awesome. All of you. I do this for you.
You take sick fuckery to a whole new level.
god fucking damnit
This is my last one, then the training wheels are off and it's time for YOU guys to take over the Good Ship Gross.
Ebola, also affectionately known as "Nigger Exploder".
The viral genus Ebolavirus (EBOV), commonly referred to as Ebola, is the cause of the disease Ebola hemorrhagic fever (EHF), a viral hemorrhagic fever (VHF). The name comes from the Ebola River Valley in the Democratic Republic of the Congo(formerly Zaire/Niggerville), which is near the site of the first recognized outbreak in 1976 at a mission hospital run by Flemish nuns. It remained largely obscure until 1989, when several widely publicized outbreaks occurred among monkeys in the United States.
<-- OBIOUSLY fake, but an accurate representation.
There are five recognized species within the ebolavirus genus, which have a number of specific strains. The Zaire virus is the type species, which is also the first discovered and the most lethal. Electron micrographs show long filaments, characteristic of the Filoviridae viral family.
Common Ebola Symptoms
The start of Ebola symptoms is usually abrupt. Common Ebola symptoms can include:
Joint and muscle aches
Dry, hacking cough
A rash, red eyes, hiccups, and internal and external bleeding may be seen in some patients. When the rash develops on dark skin, it is often not recognized until the rash begins to peel.
In pregnant women, abortion (miscarriage) and heavy l bleeding are common Ebola symptoms.
Death usually occurs during the second week of Ebola symptoms. Death in Ebola victims is usually from massive blood loss.
Catching this deadly sumbitch usually means you are fucked. With an 89% mortality rate, it is one mean bitch of a virus. Plus, no cure. Double fucked.
Are you not enjoying yourself?
The problem is that I AM enjoying myself.
*AIDS is caused by HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) and it works by wearing down the infected persons immune system allowing opportunistic infections and tumors to run amok.
*AIDS is transferable from blood, semen, breast milk, l fluids and Precum.
*AIDS is officially a Pandemic with a estimated 33.4 MILLION people infected, a average 2.7 million infected every year and 2 million dead a year.
*Highest concentration of AIDS sufferers is in (you guessed it!) sub-Saharan Africa. (76 per cent)
*Although there is treatment for AIDS, it can only slow it down.
First reported June 5, 1981, When CDC encountered the pathogen pneumocystosis in five homosexual men in Los Angeles, now you may be asking "whats the point of mentioning that?"
well my uninformed chums, pneumocystosis is extremely rare in healthy people, but common in those with a compromised immune system, like those with AIDS.
(AIDS was originally going to be called lymphadenopathy, THATS a mouthful)
The Press had started using the word GRID (gay-related immune deficiency)
The CDC in search for a name to use started looking towards those that the Virus usually attacked, originally planning to call it 4H Disease (Since it seemed to attack Haitians, homosexuals, hemophiliacs, and heroin users) But then realized that the virus wasn't isolated to just those communities, they eventually changed the name from GRIDS (because it was misleading) to AIDS at a meeting in july 1982.
HOW DID IT PASS FROM MONKEYS TO HUMANS?
No, niggers didn't fuck monkeys.
really, no one is exactly sure on how it jumped between the two.
If you manage to pass this through without getting vomiting feelings in your stomach you're a ginger.
The screwworms in the eye, couldn't stand that.
I didn't get vomiting feelings in my stomach i did get grossed out though.
still a win?
This thread pleases me.