Cosplay

I've started making little "life stories" about the people featured in this thread.
It isn't pretty.

Publish!

These are more internal than anything.
But i'll post a example or two.


This is Timothy Ferguson the Pederast Traffic Controller,
In this picture we see him about to stop a 11 year old for a mandatory "Frisking"


Heather Muntz, Winner of the AnimCon "Least attractive person currently alive" and "What the fuck did she come as?" awards
The yellow band around her stomach is in fact a Steel/Kevlar Gut Retention Harness, as you can see it is about to Snap and kill two Gokus, a Ganondof and 5 Sonics.

@$$Trooper

MOAR

"Ma'am, Please leave the convention center, you are scaring the children"


In 2013 America passed a law that made miscegenation between whites and African-Americans illegal.
When Anti-discrimination groups demanded a explanation from President Obama, he simply showed everyone this picture.


In real life Perez Gould is a mild mannered Autistic person living in his mothers basement.
But on the internet he is Captain Magneto-Atlantis-Pikachu from DeviantArt and he draws inflation porn.


The failing economy is hitting everyone it seems.
With less people spending money on having morally objectionable sex with prostitutes, the working girls resort to more outlandish displays to attract a john.
Here "Brown Love" from Cleveland is seen screaming at the night sky and looking creepy as hell.

Hahaha, you'd be crazy not to take her out for a night on the town!



Now this is Miss Sakura.
He is what happens to you when you don't care what other people think about you


Who knew that Bjork AND T.A.T.U were fans of Dragon Ball Z?
(After this a altercation broke out between the two resulting in the death of Icelandic singer Bjork.)
A witness recounts the shocking scene;
"It was like, the season 5, episode 46 of Ninja Fight Masters, she was all like UGH UGH and the other ladies were like FUUSH FUUSH, it was amazing."


Mario knew he couldn't have Daisy.
He knew that he would always be stuck with Peach, that domineering slut.
"oh come and save me Mario!" she'd yell and away Mario would go, to another castle owned by Bowser.
Then Mario would dutifully come and "rescue" peach from Bowser after he'd jammed up all her holes with his demonturtle spunk.
After he'd return Peach to her own kingdom she'd do nothing but snipe and bitch and judge him.
well no more!

In the little shed behind Peaches Castle Mario caresses the Smith & Wesson 45.
There will be no more Mario Parties.
quickly he jammed the Chromed barrel of the gun into his mouth.
There will be no more Mario Worlds.
He pulls the trigger before he can wuss out again.

That was a horrendous fail on my part.

With honorary runner up in "Thank God she wore a costume with that covers her face"

You know she's hot. Those rolls could hold a pound of butter each.

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

and this....has to be one of my favorites ever

Would tap.


Also, many other pics are broken.

The one on the left looks exactly like one of my coworkers. I wouldn't be surprised if it was him, too.









Why do people do this to themselves? Oh right, autism.

I was checking my Tinypic account and found this. I even forgot I had this pic.

Who is that?

Poison Ivy