They're basically Americans but with the balls removed. Canadians only know how to do two things: make maple syrup and take it up the ass.
It was, but that kind of makes it less funny. I was implying that with balls removed Canadians produce Maple Syrup by having their prostates milked while on a high fructose diet, the residual blood mixed with their prostate fluids creates a nice thin bodied syrupy substance that can be stored long term, and has extra caramelized sugar added during pasteurization in a pressure cooker.
canadian: Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada although I'm certain they're really really nice.