Canadian Drainwater's Buttpirate Adventures

So she's going to be another Dobson and decide to go into sequential art because it's "easy" and not because she respects it. Yay.

Dat lisp.

So yeah all those nude men behind her. I love her her retarded logic is "turning straight characters gay eeew, I'll make a GAY character to counter balance it!" and then it's the worst most offensive thing ever.

Also not wanting to be molested by an anorexic drag queen = homophobia. Calling a man/man kink "crap" = not at all.

Some quotes I found interesting in this video:

"This slash thing is starting to happen a little too close to home."
"...fucking each other in the ass." [x2]
"Why would I want to tarnish things from my childhood...by taking it that far?"
"There is a distinct line I do not cross and if I do then it's only done as a joke."
"I've got nothing against homosexuality."

"Why on earth would I want those two all over each other when it would mean less time for me?"
"Yes I have crushes on [insert faggot characters here]."
"I find someway to shamelessly insert myself..."
"You don't want to have to fuck anything you find mildly attractive."

All of which contradict the next and so forth. Bravo.

And 3 years later since that video, she's still never realize....

Why the fuck would you cosplay as your own characters....

I dunno who I'm more embarrassed for- Gaga Dishwater or the hapless Friendzone cosplaying with her.

lol She sounds like Murderface.



"Guysch, schtop drawing fucking homosch!"

Also don't see why she can't Draw Gaybeard as he looks in her concept art for that embarrassing cosplay.

Aw fuck now I'm thinking of Gaybeard as Doctor Rockso.

Dr. Cockso.

I DO COCK-AAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!

That said I finally found someone who's got a worse lisp than I do, and it feels good. I didn't consider Murderface though.

Also, her "Cipher 12" character reminds me a lot of another character I've seen in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic:



That being said... Sith aren't suppose to be kooky and crazy fun, they're suppose to be murderous psychopaths who will kill someone if they piss them off enough most of the time. So- I didn't read the comic but I find it kind of surprising her own sith character should be less concerned about coming to terms with being raped and more concerned about bringing down the woman who molested him or getting revenge on her in some way by killing her kids/husband/whoever close to her or creating some kind of conspiracy.

And why the fuck is an agent who's a Cipher squeamish about a bit of gore and rape? Considering she works for the empire along side with sith she shouldn't be surprised and she should most certainly be use to it (without appearing to be weak at the very least)...

What the hell am i looking at?

Yikes, I'm going to have nightmares now, thanks.

Is it supposed to be a he or a she?
Why is she assaulting a young Keone Young?

Chick really loves herself and her terrible ass character.

Now someone shoop a cock into *her* gigantic open mouth. Then the ritual will be complete.

Dat video...

"YAOI IS BULLSHIT YOU DUMBASS IDIOT FANGIRLS, LOL WTF R U THINKIN??

Now if you all excuse me, while I go dress up like my own flaming faggot OC and start dry-humping my animation class colleagues, and then fap to my self-made Twilek and Clopin porn."

What a fucking hypocrite. And I really, really want to see people call her out on this massive load of bullshit.

Well see she's super straight no homo and only draws straight porn of gross characters she likes with herself. So she's better than these chicks who make characters they like have buttsex. Somehow. Seriously though, nothing against gay people, just look at my screeching, limp-wristed, tranvestite sexual predator who talks about nothing but being gay and makes Frankenfurter look dignified.

Fuck, I hate self inserts and Mary-Sues (and self insert Mary-Sues) but I don't go and make self important videos in a stupid costume where I tell people to stop fucking doing it because I don't like it and clearly the worl only revolves around myself so everyone should cater only to my interests!

But maybe that's just my common sense butting in. How much of a self-absorbed idiot asshole I could be if I stopped listening to logic and that stoopid common sense!

So wait she really hates yaoi but draws an extremely stereotyped gay buttpirate who molests all the straight dudes?