Canadian Drainwater's Buttpirate Adventures

Are those ponies or alpacas exactly??

Wouldn't you know, she made a tutorial on that pic she recently made. She uses similar techniques to Preston - and I bet she also uses the paint bucket, but she doesn't mention it because she doesn't want to embarass herself.

I'm not about to go back and read her word salad to find out what's going on in this comic, but if these two seemingly military or police professionals are like building a psychological profile of a dangerous killer, why is Officer McScarface getting all grossed out. Eviscerating people is met with stoic professionalism, but hearing the dude may have been molested freaks her out? How could she never have encountered any case like that before? Of course I assume it's so the audience can go WHAT A TRAGIC BACK STORY I JUST WANT TO GLOMP HIM!1

Remember, raping teenage aliens is sick. Tearing people limb from limb and bathing in their organs? Meh.

EDIT: Oh wait McScars is his love interest anyway. I don't even know.

We already know she thinks violence is fine. Practically everything she says has something to do with ripping apart some art thief or beating her senile dog for doing a shit. BUT SEX?!?!? SEX?!?! NOO THAT IS SICK!

Oh man those lady legs. I was laughing for a good five minutes.

Well it's a comic. And it's on the web.

http://canadian-rainwater.deviantart.com/gallery/34342060

All I can say is... wall of text

That is a shit ton of words.

Because writing in rape is the only successful way to give your characters a 'traumatic' past.

And wait... so as a result of some sort of Rapey past no.1 he's now impotent, asexual and severely homophobic. But not heterophobic or gynophobic, even though there is also this Rapey past no.2? Did I get that right? Because clearly, he has to be cured from his asexuality-due-to-trauma by the female love interest?

I just realized the title is referencing a Simon and Garfunkel song and now I'm sure I won't be able to listen to that song again without thinking of this

I think it's because her fetishes include rape/dominance, and broken men she can "fix" with her . Also dildo headed aliens. It can't be stated enough.

And like humon even though this guy is a deeply troubled, fucked up mess who disembowls people because he was molested (because molestation always turns you into a serial killer) and a Sith Lord to boot she can still show him being lololol so randumb

That's the song in the video she made too. Maybe she just chose it, but I like to think she was assigned a song to put animation to and her diseased brain shat out racist, topless cannibal woman.

Can anyone show me a character of hers who doesn't have either OTT expressions or B^Uckley face all of the time? I haven't found any yet.

Apparently she even wants to do webcomics instead of animation once she's done with school, so you can look forward to that...
My guess on that matter is: Animation takes a lot of time and she just wants to whine, so comics are the way to go.


Also, I don't know, but her general attire and the stories she writes remind me very much of people in high-school. It's almost as if her mind got stuck somewhere along the way, but her art skill kept improving (I'm not saying she's good, I've seen people who can draw much better than her and are much younger).

Her stories and art will most likely stay at the current level without any improvement for quite a while (if not forever), unless she first manages to move on herself and get out of that teenager attitude.

This.............fuck. Hypocrisy everywhere.

"Yeah ladies, do as I say and quit making gay porn. Meanwhile I'll draw myself fucking all my own characters as well as everyone else's."

... she sounds like she's juggling a ball of spit in her mouth.

cool i'm gonna use that...