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Speaking of "culture of preservation," don't white people in South Africa have more pressing things to worry about preserving?

Given the fact that whoever wrote this likely is an office worker, I wonder what the reaction would be to tell him his entire life's work amounts to sitting behind a machine and pressing buttons to make it do work. Even in manual labor this is true. Mechanic? You just held the torque gun, etc. etc.

For people who want a seemingly well-reasoned, educated, principled objection from an Afrikaner with internet access, behold the following

Posted by CV_M14

How many of you have been to South Africa and talked to Game Wardens and Licensed Wildlife Guides? I have, in Zimbabwe.

In the National Parks, no hunting is allowed. Only visual tourism. Some firms pay the government to get a "concession" which allows them to erect a tourist camp within the park boundaries, and tourists can view spectacular wildlife. Some firms purchase a "concession" on the outside of the National Park, but adjacent to the park boundary. They then purchase hunting tags from the government that allows a certain number of animals to be hunted. The government only issues a certain number of tags for each species each year, based on population numbers.

So, each Hunting Lodge Concession, located outside of, but adjacent to National Parks, allows strictly controlled hunting. Ok. You may not agree with hunting. However, these Hunting Concessions have a second, even more important duty: to kill poachers. In many countries, Game Wardens are allowed to shoot poachers on site. However, Game Wardens are poorly equipped (no money) and often only have a uniform and a gun. No truck. No radio or phone. It is nearly impossible for them to catch poachers in the act. The Hunting Lodges help them. They patrol the borders of the park, and if there are poachers, the Hunting Lodges will kill them.

What's the difference between the Hunting Lodges and the Poachers? Well, the Lodges sell a tag to a US Hunter for $10,000 - $50,000 depending on the species the hunter wants to attempt to hunt (remember, there is no guarantee they will bag an animal). Part of this money goes to the government for anti-poaching work. Hunting lodges will legally take the one animal allowed. Poachers take everything, all the time. In September 2013, a poaching ring put cyanide into a salt lick - kiling 90 elephants, dozens of antelope, kudu, and predators like lions, hyaena, jackals, hawks and vultures - which ate the dead elephants. That's the difference.

You may not agree with the concept of hunting. That's fine. We're all different. But don't attack a person for paying to do a legally accepted activity, that does actually help more wildlife in the long view.

By the way, one of my guides in Zimbabwe said this: "Well, now Botswana has made all hunting illegal. That means that there will be no one hunting the poachers. They will get in and decimate the animals in the National Parks. There will be so little wildlife left that the eco-tourism will completely bottom out -- and they won't have any money to try to combat poachers."

And the reaction

So the local poachers, who have been boxed into a corner economically, and actually hunt for their survival, can't obviously afford the hunting licenses and ultimately are the bad guys, but this woman flies around the world killing animals and is welcomed because she can afford it and doesn't need the kill for real survival, but to stuff and mount on her wall. This is as much a sport as it would be to allow only one team to kick the ball in a soccer match.

My take? This woman's an obnoxious self-obsessed cunt with lantern-jaw. But she has a great rack (even if they're fake). If women with masculine hobbies didn't annoy me, would definitely show her my meat spear. That's a spear made out of meat.

Also animal activists can go fuck themselves, as always. This bitch bow-hunts, and that takes some fucking skill for all those "what a brave person you had a gun you coward!" shrill cunts (not that guns are that easy to use if one's a fucking moron).

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Vague phallic joke about penetration. Also those forearms/biceps. You know she wouldn't bitch out half way through a handjob because her arm hurt.



I'd like to stick something wet and slimy between her gazongas. A bottle of sunscreen. Seriously, that paleface is gonna get cooked on that lake.



If she can open her mouth that wide, I'd put something in it. A catalogue of a decent sporting store where she can buy a bow without that stupid fucking look-at-me pink accents.



I'd like to cause her to make that face. When I tell her compound bows are for pussies and 5.65 is for fags. 7.62x51 till death, niggas.

11/10 OP. Alliteration, dead things, and tits with guns.

+9000 for "meat spear"

Fuck everything involved with this story, particularly the colostomy bags man-face there calls tits.

*Melissa Bachman.

That's a different one from that failed presidency candidate or whatever she was, named Michelle Bachmann.

a bit of evil is necessary for the greater good

This one is Mellissa, but now you have me wondering if she is related to that tea partyer.

During population explosions, it is the game wardens job to do exactly that. The rest of the time, their job is to take 35K bribes to let people shoot elephants.

Lol, that was quick. http://pastebin.com/LGa8Vnrq

Edit: also lol at all the 'animal rights activists' that think the South African Lion is an endangered species.

Yeah, they're faker than the Rolex some homeless guy tried to sell me last week. I thought I noted this, but it appears I didn't. Still, they look nice. Nice enough to make me ignore the fact her jaw is basically a straight line.

Fake as they may be, those things would keep your ears warm in an Appalachian winter.

Edit: Ha! I did mention it.

Oh God, I hope one of those neckbearded faggots is dumb enough to try something. Storming the home of a gun enthusiasts who kills fuzzy things for a living. Reminds me of a Fred Reed article wherein the Students for a Democratic Society at Colorado University threatened to storm the headquarters (also in Boulder) of Soldier of Fortune Magazine.

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Why storm her home? Just find out where she is hunting next, and bag and tag her as God and Man intended. As yes, you did mention the not-so-fun bags. She should have spent that money on facial reconstruction.

I disapprove. If womans kill animals and be in kitchen it would make mans fat and complacent. Nothing more than feminist hidden agenda to belittle the man race.