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Blonde Bimbo Becomes Barbie

Discussie in 'News' gestart door Hyperion09, 22 feb 2014.

  1. MrGask #FreeGask

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    I could have sworn there already was one, but couldn't find it in the very limited time I was willing to devote to searching.

    Whilst searching, I found out what @HeliosOne does with his free time.
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    When they die, they'll have their wish to be a barbie doll come true.
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    How the fuck did he get huge biceps and monster-sized triceps while having faggoty little forearms? I know of no exercise or movement that could allow you to have upper arms like that without at least having some serious definition for forearm. The opposite happens tons of times. It's called a tennis player.

    This guy must be injecting bear testosterone into his shoulders or something.. Also, he better cut his dick off if he's serious about this. Ken don't have a penis.
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    It's physically impossible for anyone to shape themselves after Barbie and still be comfortable. She wants to be like Barbie....fuse your feet like the doll then! Betcha ya wouldn't like it after the first week!

    Also...why has TLC turned into the freak-show network anyway? I remember it use to be great like Discovery...well that has kinda gone down hill as well...DAMN YOU DISNEY!!!
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    Most of the males in my family have those forearms, me too :( .
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    Silicon implants. Seriously. Slabs of rubber for your arms.
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    I'm pretty sure you can put this paragraph down as the actual definition of faggotry.

    You can even consult him to find out who is good for various types of cosmetic surgeries. Some interesting ones:

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    Y yo la prendi unas velitas y unas rositas pa' mi san la muerte,a ver si me gano el loto guey.


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