This is what really happened... This picture was sent to me by my Peruan contacts.. Looks like Sugar Bombs has alot to answer for... (And yes.. speech bubbles show up on cameras.. This is 100% legit.) Post Nr 666!!! HAIL SATAN!!!
Fuck that. I'd rather dance across a minefield wearing combat boots than go near that corpse. One poke and the fucking thing will probably explode and release 1000's of thumblets who have finished feasting on his internal organs, and are ready to consume all living things.
Top bogans get wasted and see visions of alternate theories in teh dreamtime. Or he finally got that call from Mel Gibson.
He's missing? for over a week? i haden't noticed, you know i guess this means that i perfected the method of tuning him out. I PAY NO ATTENTION TO HIM. Not him, he has no life, no not that kind of no life as in no life drunk bogan boong shitheads. I mean the other kind of no life.
It's School Holidays down here. Maybe he's taking his hundreds of illegitimate abo offspring on walkabout... The great dreamtime serpent has summoned the Thumb God back to its bosom.
Did anyone notice he stopped posting at exactly 10,001 posts? I think he saw it and realized what a waste his live has been and went to kill himself. I still have almost 1,000 posts to go before I do the same.
Please reply to this post 1000 times. EDIT: No, no one noticed Baya's post count. You're the only one gay enough to do this.