:v People don't like you, that's true, but to assume Likeicare thinks you're a twat because IT COMES FROM DEEP WITHIN THE REAL YOU though the whole thing's an act... Does that mean you think people can only pretend to like you?
You have no idea what I was talking about. I was referring to offensive things he says in general, not what he says to me. I understand full well that everyone thinks I'm a twat.
Everyone here says offensive things 'in general'. It's kind of the whole point of the forum, as far as I can tell. The freedom to call everyone a nigger or a retard... *Amazing Grace plays in the background as a bald eagle/freedom bird descends in slow motion into the scene. Grasped in one of it's pristine talons is a small, smouldering joint. In the other, a needle rests casually, bobbing with the freedom bird's movements. Paula Deen reaches up to the bird, yelling something about butter and niggers, and the bird screeches once before dropping it's quarry into Deen's outstretched hands...*
In all seriousness though, if you don't want people going off at you or whatever, there's other forums? Reddit seems kind this time of the year.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
See, that's not offensive. I used to laugh my arse off when I first came across that meme because it's pre' easy to make me laugh but now it garners the same reaction as a bottle of coke.
If you had a choice between having all of your limbs severed off with no anesthesia and having an 8-hour conversation with @Baya Rae 4900 about economics, which would you choose?
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