Are you a Sitzpinkler?

Sauce

Edit: A couple of things to add

1. Someone has to tell me if those signs are real and how they go about enforcing this.

2. How much was the guy peeing on the floor to damage marble?

3. Are they going to make sensors for the toilets like they do with seat belts in a car to tell if you are sitting? (if the answer is yes, I'm peeing on the floors and the toilet paper in retribution)

4. The sign implying that the rogue stander pees with his hat on backwards and the norp sitting with hat facing forward.

Try and stop me from pissing while standing. I will use your mouth as a goddamn toilet bowl.

Standing up peeing should be a right, not a privilege.
Blam these oppressive motherfuckers! Rip their eyes out and piss on their brain!

Fucking Germany. The SJWs would drool over this.


Oh mein Führer. If only we had listened.

All I know is that I have nerve damage and when I have to shit I end up pissing all over the floor, even if I piss before I take a shit, piss still comes out.

I just take someone else's towel and throw it on the floor.

Spoken like a true turtle.

Also, turtles breathe from their assholes as well As for your nerve problems you're in dire need for a colonoscopy #PagingDr. @Cock

Bend over. Let's have a look.

Either that or they're both humanoid birds facing the same direction.

It's difficult to do with private bathrooms but with public facilities the German government start hiring enforcers to make sure everyone's sitting down to pee,. If they catch a man standing up the bouncer will pull down the man's trousers and rape his anus. Repeat offenders will have their citizenship revoked and be forced to work as a Jew's house slave in Israel.

dont these fucking faggots have urinals? is this the stone age?

How have we made it this far without somebody posting that Tim and Eric song?

Let me rectumfy rectify this situation:

Jeez, what a bunch of bitches.
If you really have to prove your manhood by peeing while standing, you probalby never had much manhood to begin with. "I AM SO MANLY I MUST PISS WHILE STANDING!" Great, good that you figured that out Billy, but now is kindergarten nap time. Take your teddy and get back to bed.

if the establishment sucks and i'm drunk enough, i'll do the whirlybird while i pee.

How the fuck you sitzplinker while having morning wood?!?

Heaven forbid you have a dick longer than four inches and some nasty Syrian just shat all over the underside of the toilet bowl's rim. Then again, I guess that as masculinity is decreased by the feminine government they expect German dicks to get smaller.

Welcome to the future guys, we made it.

-I'm a German
-I'm a Stehpinkler
-These signs exist, but nobody is able to enforce it. It's more of a "Piss standing in my house and I'll be mad at you although I don't know who did it" sign.
- @Weezus Christ In most german households there are no urinals.

In the end all of you are making arses of yourselves for taking this "news" so seriously. Nobody really cares, there are just people who get mad when their toilet gets messy so they buy themselves those stickers.

wait are you fucking serious?????

i thought this was a law for public bathrooms, which i totally think is fine.

in your own house!?!?!? LMAOOOOO oh my god. yall niggers need to burn something down.


is it a law or preference?

I figured as much. The headlines made me laugh instantly though thinking about the ramifications. I love how they refer to the "domestication of men" like we need to be fucking house broken.

Is peeing while standing that hard (except when you are hard)? I mean the only time that I even miss a little is when the hole is sealed shut for a second in the morning.

Again, how does one stain marble with piss? I call bullshit on that unless they are just peeing on the floor and leaving it. I can stain marble and granite by conventional means. Just buy some pvc primer and plumbers putty and you can do a bunch of damage.

Germans are the best a creating single words by jamming multiple concepts together. What other derogatory terms do they have like this?

With great difficulty.